Hope this isn't too highbrow for y'all

[senseandsensibility]

but I've been seeing a name for the orange blob on twitter a lot lately that I like. Cheato! It's now my favorite. Combining the orange greasy junky factor with the cheating and criming. It's got everything! What do you think?

[hermetic]

1. Nah, I like Cheetos.

I know they're not good for me, but a few once in a while...

I prefer the CMF. Criminal Mother F...r. Fill in the blanks.

[Brother Buzz]

2. I really like Marmalade Shartcannon

DU's TheFerret didn't coin it, but borrowed it from a crazy Scotsman.

Here are other names that TheFerret uses:


The Donald
President Dotard
Hairplug Himmler
Shart Garfunkel
the Turd Reich
Turd Emperor
Cult45
Velveeta Vulgarian
Dopey Dotard with Diminutive Digits
Government Cheese Goebbels
Strawberry Shartcake
Marmalade Shartcannon
President Shartcannon
Taintfungus
Emperor of Hemorrhoids
Treasonweasel
Bonespur Buttplug
President Crotchrot
Hairplug That Ate Decency
Tangerine Idi Amin
Donnie Two-Scoops
Pumpkin Spice Pol Pot
Veryfine Valor Thief
Fat Q*bert
Gameshow Göring
Manchurian Manchild
Putin's Personal Pet President
Littlefinger
Sharty McFly
President Crotchvoid
Tangelo-Tinted Taint Tumor
The GOAT of Losing in Court
President Gas Station Urinal Cake
Weehands McNodick
Circus Peanut Sydney Greenstreet

[senseandsensibility]

4. That's quite a list

Thanks for compiling it. Or thanks to theFerret. I must have missed all those.

[Maru Kitteh]

6. Shartfunkle; combines the two words and although

no person involved with that historic duo deserves that association - the word itself is oddly satisfying.

[doc03]

12. I have heard Cheeto Mussolini and Mango Mussolini nt

[GopherGal]

14. and Hair Furor nt

[gratuitous]

3. I've taken to calling him the defendant

But every now and then I'll revert to The Former Guy or Needy Amin.

[senseandsensibility]

5. Needy Amin. is pretty good

Did you think of that one?

[gratuitous]

11. Nope, stole it from someone else years ago

If you're going to steal, steal from the best.

[dweller]

7. The Pisswig

Got it from Kid Berwyn (I think)

It works, everyone knows who it is … Pisswig



✌🏻

[claudette]

8. Yep

I also like "the orange criminal"

[lastlib]

9. "King of Babble-On" is my recent moniker......

...but I also refer to him as "AnusMouth" because the two are interchangeable, and the same shit comes out of both.

[demmiblue]

10. This one: tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon.

Link to tweet

[malaise]

13. Cheats Slobfather

😀😀

[marble falls]

15. I still like the Orange Shitgibbon.

[H2O Man]

16. Recommended.

It works fine. I prefer "the defendent," said with arched eyebrow rather than highbrow.

[Texasgal]

17. I prefer Chetolini.