Trump announces he's been indicted again

[Nevilledog]

[Nevilledog]

1. Co-D's?

Link to tweet

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Am hearing the indictments have been filed under seal—which means it won’t be too long until unsealed. Hopefully in the coming hours. Hearing rumors of 4 initial defendants including Trump. Lets see what happens…

[Effete Snob]

12. absolutely

Some of whom may not know they are going to be co-defendants.

The reason for filing under seal would be to obtain arrest warrants to get the ones you think might run.

[ProfessorGAC]

2. "Just Shut Up, Man!"

Could have avoided all this by, oh I don't know, NOT BREAKING THE LAW!

[A HERETIC I AM]

46. ...

[ProfessorGAC]

49. I've Never Seen That!

I'm not a Jim Carrey fan, so that's probably why.
Usually he doesn't make me laugh. But, I chuckled that time.

[A HERETIC I AM]

51. "Liar Liar" is actually a pretty good movie...

but that scene cracks me up!

And it fits Trumpy so damned perfectly. All of his troubles would be drastically diminished if he would just stop breaking the law!

[pnwmom]

3. Fingers crossed!

[Beachnutt]

4. So easy for the conman to get out in front of

the indictment announcement, I wish they would actually show up and put the con in handcuffs and throw him in the back seat of a cop car and take him to jail like they do common folk.

[triron]

9. Justice in America.

[rubbersole]

11. And don't protect his orange head...

[lastlib]

25. THIS!

[bedazzled]

40. Pee colored really

And flat!

[Effete Snob]

13. .

[Augiedog]

22. He is the most common of common criminals

[pandr32]

24. Make sure he smacks his head...

as he is roughly thrown into the back of the car.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

36. Was sent a target letter, so anyone can be stupid and ramble on about ...whatever this is.

[Raven123]

5. Wrong. You started your campaign in the middle of your criminal investigation. Go figure

[Bernardo de La Paz]

14. Bingo! Best rejoinder! tRump is desperate; an authoritarian like himself is his only hope. . . nt

[chowder66]

23. +1

[Norbert]

6. As Cosmo would say, "It's within the statue of limitations"

Hope victim boy is right, for once.

[musicblind]

7. Good n/t

[triron]

8. So perhaps announcement coming very soon.

[Nevilledog]

15. CSPAN

Link to tweet

[Jerry2144]

10. "Why didn't they do this 2.5 years ago?"

Easy. The wasn’t enough time to do this since the corruption of the previous AG and POTUS blocked the investigations. It took the Biden Admin a few months to get the people nominated and approved by the Senate

[LetMyPeopleVote]

16. Special Prosecutor Jack Smith will have a statement soon

Link to tweet

[Midnight Writer]

17. Again, no protestation of innocence.

His only complaint is "Why didn't they catch me quicker?"

If he wanted to get prosecuted earlier, he should have just confessed right away instead of withholding evidence and lying about everything.

[twodogsbarking]

18. Cry me a swamp.

[Chainfire]

19. Well, personally, I think that the next presidential election should be put on hold until all of

Trump's legal issues have been settled.

[Grokenstein]

20. I used to joke that the Trump Memorial Library would be porn in a truck-stop toilet.

Needless to say, dim donnie exceeded my expectations by opening a library of classified information in a golf resort toilet.

Wonder which one smells worse.

[barbtries]

38. my vision of his grave

is that it's surrounded on all sides by a latrine.

[RainCaster]

50. it IS a latrine

Please wash your hands after urinating on Donald's headstone.

[vlyons]

21. He's in deep doo-doo now

Everyone get ready to dance in the street

[Collimator]

26. I think there is a headline at The Onion. . .

. . . Which jokes that Trump is worried that there won't be enough indictments to keep the money rolling in. I guess Papa needs a new pair of shoes.

[ShazzieB]

27. WOO FUKING HOO!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

[Nevilledog]

28. 6 co-defendants!!! Obama appointed judge assigned

Judge Tanya Chutkan

[erronis]

29. It's amazing how this failed human gets his utterances parroted on the media - always.

How many petty thieves or rapists or white-collar criminals get to have their blatherings reported daily on thousands of channels?

There are a lot of other news items that these major networks should be covering. Just because he has some personal ties with outlets like the NYT, Fox, CNN, etc. doesn't mean that they should be filling their precious airwaves with his predictable word salads.

[Takket]

30. Drumpf: delay delay delay

Also drumpf: why did this take so long???

[SergeStorms]

41. You'd think by now.....

Trump would be well acquainted with the investigative and judicial processes involved in attempting to hold him accountable. 🙄

I guess you can't teach stupid weasels new tricks.

[NowISeetheLight]

31. The Clock

We need a clock like the National Debt Clock.

The TRUMP INDICTMENTS CLOCK.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

48. Marvels new superhero movie....Indictment Man! Starring who as Superhero Jack Smith?

[orangecrush]

32. EAT SHIT, FUCKING TRAITOR!

EOM

[DinahMoeHum]

33. Baby! Baby!! Waaahh! Waaaaaahh !!!

[Pas-de-Calais]

34. I wish I kept that Social Account,,,

[barbtries]

37. oh FFS

a. favorite? nOOO
b. president?! ASSHOLE YOU ARE NOT THE PRESIDENT

We gotta vote! and he'll never be president again.

in the meantime i do wish someone would get it through his fat fucking disordered psycho brain that he is NOT PRESIDENT.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

39. Para. 16...We don't have evidence...of fraud...but we have lots of theories!

It’s astonishing the level of deceit and subterfuge and utter fantasy…scary stupid.

[padah513]

42. Dude are you even a Democrat?

[Nevilledog]

43. They're just pointing out how crazy Giuliani was to say that.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

47. Context, dude, or dudette?

[TexasBushwhacker]

44. He has the vocabulary and writing skills of a 6th grader n/t

[Evolve Dammit]

45. Shut your trap Orange Boy. For the first time in your life, you are about to reap what you have sown

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

52. It took 2.5 years, you traitorous fat tosser

Because gathering actual, you know, *evidence* takes something you traitor filth have zero concept of: Time, effort and persistence. You can't just make something up and expect that to hold up in a court of law, although none of you have ever faced that much reality.