Is Devon Archer The Hunter Biden Smoking Gun, Or Is James Comer Just Lightin' Farts Again?

[Zorro]

The second thing.

Babbling fail-banjo and House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer was all over the TV last night, telling anybody stupid enough to listen to the sweet sounds coming through the hay in his teeth that he’s at last found the whistleblower who’s gonna blow the whole top off these Biden scandals, or at least open the lid a little bit, or maybe there’s a skylight in the lid and you can see through, or maybe not, but if you squint real hard and grunt your sphincter like EEEEEEEE you got that it’s like EEEEEEEEEE you just go out in your Kentucky outhouse and you go like EEEEEEEEEE and maybe at least that’ll be the Biden smoking gun he’s been looking for all along!

Y’hear?

Sean Hannity asked, “Do you believe that this is now officially the Joe Biden bribery allegation, and do you believe that you will be able to prove that?”

Comer replied, “I sure hope so!” with all the enthusiasm of a “Hee Haw” extra sensing their All About Eve moment upon hearing that one of the main cast members has just become incapacitated in a cow-tipping accident.

“And I do believe that there’s a lot of smoke! And whar thar’s smoke, there’s fahhhhr! And we just heard testimony today that Joe Biden has lied to the American people!” Comer breathlessly tried to get every word out, like Kenneth on “30 Rock” trying to express his fears to Liz Lemon without his true hillbilly accent taking over. Hannity obviously just was trying to move on.

Had he actually heard testimony that day that Joe Biden had lied to the American people? And whar thar was smoke was thar in fact fahhhhhhr? And was that fahhhhhhr in fact just Comer trying to light a fart with a Zippo?

https://www.wonkette.com/p/is-devon-archer-the-hunter-biden

[dchill]

1. Every time Comer tries to light a fart...

...he just ends up burning his own ass.