Well folks, it looks like we got the "stealing the election" thing all wrong.....

[brooklynite]

[spanone]

1. Comedy Gold.

[Tetrachloride]

2. So, if in Bedminster, interstate conspiracy continues

i want the prosecutions to know a lot more of Bedminster

[malaise]

3. This fucker is stark raving MAD

That is all

[moonscape]

29. Audacious on steroids!

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

75. He's not

He knows what reality is, even if he rages against it. He still knows.

His problem is that he's an arsehole. That's a character deficiency, not insanity.

[Butterflylady]

96. Gee, I stopped reading at the word "complex."

Cause I knew the rest was s**t.

[malaise]

101. Only a raving lunatic who has been proven wrong in every court could continue with this shit

Seriously this below average dunce really believes he knows more than the entire system.
That is seriously ill.

[Bluethroughu]

4. He's going to pass the buck and blame his co-conspirators.

He will out everyone for everything.
He will not go this alone.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

24. I think one can take it to the bank that eventually his defense will be that he was given bad advice

And that he'll sell out everyone else to save his own ass.

Nevermind that he purposefully surrounded himself with sycophants who would tell him exactly what he wanted to hear

Hopefully no jury is going to buy that bullshit.

[Bluethroughu]

30. Fact is...if he relies on others to make final decisions, he is weak

And incompetent, not fit for office.

If he says he didn't know or remember, he is weak and incompetent.

If he wants people to believe the plan for the coup went on all around him, and would benefit him but without his knowledge or understanding, he's boxed in as unfit for office or a liar.

Pence has the same electability issue, he went along until he finally relealized he would be the patsy if it did not work out, so he bailed. He did nothing until the last minutes. After all was said and done the idiot said he would vote for him again!

[Hugh_Lebowski]

37. I don't disagree with your analyses, however I don't think, in the end

legally speaking ... the asshole has anything else in the way of an argument that'll even MAYBE stand up in court.

And I guarantee you that avoiding prison is a higher priority to him than his electability.

In fact, the only reason he's running now is because he thinks it'll help him avoid accountability.

Dude will sell out EVERYONE, and easily stipulate to being gullible ... in order to save his bacon when the chips are down.

[rubbersole]

44. He has an insanity defense to try.

(He is batshit crazy.) Not saying that it would work, but it could keep him out on bail for a year or so.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

81. He's not insane

And his narcissism will never let him say that he is, even to save himself.

Malignant narcissists tend to end up self-destructing because they never do the smart thing when their ego can't stand it.

[speak easy]

62. 'MAYBE stand up in court?' Not a chance ... RICO.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

100. I'm saying that's his only snowball's chance in hell

[Bluethroughu]

105. I can't wait for the tell all on Monday at his press conference.

I think the GOP planners are freaking out because it's easier to name who wasn't part of it, than to name anyone who was.

This why they are all over the TV screaming about trump is being attacked by a witch hunt. They are trying to prove they'll stand up for him, so he won't air their dirt.

Grab the popcorn it's going to be hilarious.

[yonder]

93. +1. Agree. He is no leader in a classic sense.

Though somehow, by portions of birthright, narcissism, unaccountability, the silver spoon, etc., he's been adept at attaining and keeping an illusion of leadership.

[Bluethroughu]

106. That's it, he is the Grand Illusion!

[allegorical oracle]

104. No ifs, ands, or buts. He's just flatly unfit for office. nt

FIFU

[Bluethroughu]

107. I could see he fits well behind bars.

[FalloutShelter]

5. Keep digging.

[kentuck]

6. Yeah! That's the ticket!

As soon as Rudy gets it all printed up.

[Maru Kitteh]

7. Detailed "BUT" irrefutable . . .

OKAY SPANKEY!

[lastlib]

74. His grasp of sentential logic is childish.

Just like his tantrums.

I guess he'll never grow up.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. Will DA Fani Willis be a. amused, b. impressed, c. disinterested?

[dlk]

13. Taking notes...

[Hermit-The-Prog]

17. D'oh! Of course! Don't know why I didn't think of that.

He's bound to break a few more laws between now and his mug shot.

[dlk]

102. Everything he says, posts, tweets can and will be used against him

The walls are closing in.

[Hortensis]

47. :) Every time he opens his mouth, 24/7.

A job that with almost any other politician would be right up there with watching and reporting on traffic conditions.

[nolabear]

56. ...A lefty angel gets its wings

[LakeArenal]

64. A lefty angel gets a vote....

[PJMcK]

9. Next week?

Will his infrastructure plan be released the following week?

Trump is going down. It’s delicious.

[Hortensis]

51. Lol! Apparently not concerned about being gagged by then.

It would be a good time to claim he'd intended to release his infrastructure plan.

[lastlib]

71. Along with his tax returns......

...and healthcare plan...

Put it ALL out there, bloatedtick. Then have another box of KFC on us and shuffle off this mortal coil.

[genxlib]

10. I swear it's coming

He will release it with the Obama birth certificate information and the health care plan.

[calguy]

11. Well, it appears that 'maybe' he's learned one thing

Missing in that ridiculous rant is personal attack on the prosecutors and he didn't try to intimidate a witness.

[NCDem47]

12. "Riggers"?!?!

Just say it Trump. Say what you REALLY mean.

[Ursus Rex]

39. It's like that South Park episode ...

... when one of the characters was on Wheel of Fortune. I'm not sure what the nuance level is like on DU these days, so I'm not going to post the gif, but the resemblance is striking.

[ET Awful]

59. Now I'm laughing picturing that scene. . . thanks.

"People who annoy you"

[YavapaiBlue]

82. Yep

Exactly what I was thinking

[sarcasmo]

14. Was that last word a typo?

[Tommy Carcetti]

15. A whistle, perhaps. nt

[DENVERPOPS]

89. Not Perhaps.......

A brand new, well designed, MAJOR, Dog Whistle to his followers......

[boston bean]

16. He is out rigging.

Also out raging

[sinkingfeeling]

18. Hey Donnie, perhaps you should save that for your trial.

[onethatcares]

19. oh gaud,

he's coming out with a conclusive report and his better than Obamacare plan at the same time.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

20. Humpty Trumpty is going down.

With all the indictments, he will not be able to be put back together.

No amount of lying bluster on his part will help.

He is the head of a criminal organization who willingly followed HIS orders in order to stay in power.

T2FIFG is not running for POTUS to move the country forward or make life better. He is running for POTUS to DESTROY this country from the foundation up, burn up the US Constitution, and stay OUT OF PRISON. This is all about HIM.

[leftyladyfrommo]

21. Running is also his main money source. He can't pay

his legal fees without his supporter's donations.

With Trump you need to follow the money first.

[OAITW r.2.0]

23. I wonder how the donation stream is doing wrt indictments.

Did well on his grift haul from the 1st one...bet that fundraising is getting less and less as the indictments pile up.

[moonscape]

31. Seems his folks would be tapped out by now!

[leftyladyfrommo]

41. It seems like they would have caught on by now. Gads. nt

[LakeArenal]

67. Billionaires don't get tapped

[emulatorloo]

22. So who is writing this detailed report? Rudy and Sidney?

[Hugh_Lebowski]

27. Don't forget The Pillow Guy ... dude has proven he's really got the goods!

[LuckyCharms]

25. The report will be written with crayons.

[Bluethroughu]

35. No, Sharpe. Black sharpe.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

26. Go for it asshole ... telegraph the lame 'defense' you plan for court to the prosecutors

I got 100 internets to bet that says if anything like this happens next Monday, it will not be IQ45 that's actually 'presenting' it. *IF* it happens it'll be probably be done by someone like Pillow Guy. And of course it will be nothing even approaching 'irrefutable'.

I hope he tries running this bullshit, but my money is on him cancelling, 'on the advice of counsel'

[Wingus Dingus]

28. Please please please let it be prepared by the Pillow Guy.

Please.

[Marthe48]

32. Wait! is traitor the rigger or the riggee?

Or ragu? Or rigor? I'm so confused!

[Bluethroughu]

33. He's gassing up the plane, or will be gassing up the GOP.

It will be a circus, the greatest show on earth.
Be there it will be wild.

Gab the popcorn, candy and soda...

The show is about to begin.

[Liberal In Texas]

34. Probably use this as an excuse not to show up on Friday next

for the arrest.

He's going to use any means at his disposal to delay all the trials.

[Disaffected]

36. RIGGERS as in

rigor mortis Donald (which describes your legal prospects at this point)?

[LuckyCharms]

38. Defendant Trump needs a lesson in proper capitalization.

Maybe he can take a class about it in prison.

[Recycle_Guru]

40. keep digging your grave, asshole

[leftyladyfrommo]

42. His lawyers must be dying. He is simply not controllable. nt

[aeromanKC]

43. The Onion?

[bluesbassman]

54. That line was blurred a long time ago with Trump.

It's impressive that The Onion still manages to come up with good material when real life from these guys is just as satirical.

[bluesbassman]

55. That line was blurred a long time ago with Trump.

It's impressive that The Onion still manages to come up with good material when real life from these guys is just as satirical.

[progressoid]

45. I listened to 5 minutes of Fox and Friends this morning...

heard some woman trying to muddle the waters with this same bullshit idea.

[nevergiveup]

46. I would be much more likely to watch

a presentation of this new "irrefutable REPORT on Presidential Election Fraud" if it were being presented by Rudy at Four Seasons Landscaping. Reports out of Bedminster do not interest me.

[GopherGal]

52. Special Appearance

by OJ Simpson and "the real killers"

[DFW]

48. Monday morning, 11:00 AM in Bedminster, NJ

Note from the desk of Donald J. Trump, read bv his attorney-of-the-week

I would have been there, but I got a really bad case of hangnail, and upon the advice of my physicians, I went for urgently recommended treatment to a special clinic which, for security reasons, will remain undisclosed at this time.

[James48]

49. That's funny!

He thinks he’s going to be out on bail.

[Mr. Ected]

50. Let his attorneys move for summary judgment then

Where has this blockbuster report been for the past 3 years and why didn't any of his lackies release it before the indictments were laid down?

So much nonsense required to protect the GOP from being outted as stooges for Putin.

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

53. Will Mike Lindell be bringing his whiteboard???

[onetexan]

57. note to the Con: the only Riggers needed are those to haul you & your sycophants off to prison.

[RealityBasedNewYorkr]

58. Encore will be presentation of Official Healthcare Plan...

…that’s the best you have ever seen and gets everyone covered for less

[dweller]

86. Theme song will be

Helter Skelter
😐



✌🏻

[BigOleDummy]

60. I'm a bit embarrassed ...

... but when I finished reading the "twit" , "truth" or whatever those things are called I assumed it was from the Onion or another site like that. I actually checked back for a) the pic and b) the name. I wasn't 100% sure it was real until I started reading the comments. Guess I come by my username honestly anyway

[brooklynite]

73. I keep a Truth Social account so I can confirm what's actually his.

[Fla Dem]

61. The man is definitely deranged.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

84. You misspelled desperate

Because he's not deranged. He's doing what he always does when he knows he's stepped in it: Crank up the BS to 11.

[Tikki]

63. Large, complex, detailed means his presentation won't make any sense...

in print.
Just lots of sounds, dog whistles and coded words for his base.


Tikki

[JHB]

65. "I'm gonna huff and puff and bbbbbbblllloooooowwww your brick house down!"

Throwing a tantrum won't get you out of punishment this time, Donnie

[speak easy]

66. The 'yeah I did cuz I won the election' defense.

[Goodheart]

68. donald, inasmuch as you're going to be completely exonerated

I invite you to skip your mandated court appointment on Friday.

[gab13by13]

69. Darn, I will be golfing.

[Biophilic]

70. Thank you so much.

Best laugh I’ve had in weeks! Still laughing. truly awesome. This has to be someone trolling trump. Yeah I know it’s not, but good gravy.

[PuraVidaDreamin]

72. When can Judge Tanya order an in-patient psych eval?

2 weeks under observation at Walter Reed-

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

87. Why would she?

He's not crazy. Desperate and resorting to his usual defense of trying to BS his way out of trouble, but not crazy.

[Amaryllis]

76. What does it say when it's been years since you could tell truth from satire...

[tblue37]

77. Right after he reveals his health care and infrastructure plans and his tax returns.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

78. Trump's hero

[KG]

79. file under - things that will never happen

[iluvtennis]

80. I call BS. If this fker had such receipts, he would have offered them up in Dec 2020. n/t

[Traildogbob]

83. Those damn RIGGERS

Are gonna take trump down. Karma is such a bitch. Fuck that racist generic superior white stuffed pig intestine sausage mass.

[SunSeeker]

85. Yes, and OJ is still searching for the real killers of Nicole Simpson.

[3825-87867]

88. With apologies to Alice

Lyrics just reminded me of the twit.

&t=4s

[honest.abe]

90. Where was this "irrefutable report" during the myriad of legal challenges??

I suspect it doesnt exist at the moment and will be concocted out of thin air during the next several days.

[Nululu]

91. Microfilm in a pumpkin?

Obscure reference to McCarthy hearings/red scare.

[MineralMan]

92. Same old bullshit they used in all of those court cases

that got tossed out for lack of evidence.

Trump things things posted on social media are evidence, and don't need to be confirmed. "People are saying..." is evidence of nothing.

[mgardener]

94. I wonder if it will be like

His important discovery about Obama's birth certificate?

[BadgerMom]

95. Infrastructure Week, his taxes, his health care plan, this, Godot...

If you need me, I’ll be napping over here.

[Bettie]

97. You bet'cha Donnie

want us to tell you about the rabbits again?

[sheilahi]

98. what about this?

Hey Donny, Have you thought about using the bone spurs defense? Hey, it worked once.

[FSogol]

99. Guy laying on the floor: I don't have a drinking problem, You have a drinking problem!

[Emile]

103. It's not like he hasn't had time to prove the fraud. Pathetic

SOB is losing it!

[ecstatic]

108. uh huh. Just make sure you make that 8-25 deadline.

Nobody gives AF about your fake ass report, which likely won't even be released. Still waiting on the Hawaiian birth certificate report too.

[Hassler]

109. Disaster J Chump will prove his " Indicatement"was a hoax. Sure he will

[Blue Owl]

110. Proceed, you fat fuck