Lindell: God Told Me New Election Plan and Satan is Against It

[brooklynite]

Mike Lindell opened his summit to change the world as we know it in Missouri today with a major announcement. No, not the plan. We have to wait until tomorrow for that. Today we learned that the source of the plan was God.

Lindell says his new plan to transform elections as we know it is something completely new that he has never talked about before. He says God revealed the plan to him as he was praying.

Pillow Man then explained that since the plan is divine, coming directly from God himself, anyone who decides that they are against it is an evil satan worshipper.

Can't wait to hear it tomorrow. Stay tuned.

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/lindell-new-plan-from-god

Supposedly being revealed at 1:30 Central.

[Goodheart]

1. His new God-given plan: let donald decide.

[brooklynite]

2. In his opening monologue, he said it was GOOD that Trump lost...

...because it helped reveal the evil vote stealing by the Democrats.

[Ocelot II]

3. Is he using meth again?

[Autumn]

4. When I hear these religious fuck nuts blabbering on I always think of King Henry II and his

words about a Becket.

[JohnSJ]

5. Sounds like he is backto his cocaine habit

[MiHale]

6. Atheists of the world wake up!...

The proof god exists is coming. Which god does Mikey want to talk?


BTW atheist here.

[Zambero]

7. Lindell's drug-rotted brain on full display

What better messenger for the Republican Jesus than a deranged crackhead, self-appointed as a direct conduit for divine electoral intervention!

[3Hotdogs]

8. Well, great news. You don't have to wait for tomorrow. God told me the plan.

God: "Mike is gonna get two votes and all the other votes get combined in to one big vote." The result will be Trump, 2 to 1.


I wasn't suppose ta tell no-one but here it is.

[Comfortably_Numb]

9. Clearly his nickname for his crack pipe is now "God."

[Sibelius Fan]

10. What a self-aggrandizing moron.

[LiberalFighter]

11. God would talk to him? And not a legitimate minister or the Pope?

[hvn_nbr_2]

18. God generally seems to prefer speaking to stupid, insane, evil people.

Or, maybe it's just that stupid, insane, evil people like to think that their own thoughts are God talking to them.

[milestogo]

12. This kind of talk is a sign of mental illness.

If he really believes this, he is delusional.

[Ocelot II]

14. When you talk to God it's prayer. When God talks to you it's psychosis.

[EYESORE 9001]

13. He used to be fucked-up on drugs

Now he’s fucked-up on gawd

[Buns_of_Fire]

15. Everyone who buys a pillow from him gets one vote.

God also insisted on a 10%-off coupon. While supplies last.

[lindysalsagal]

16. Someone send him tickets to The Book Of Mormon.

He's really developing a god complex.

[Blue Owl]

17. Hey Mike, what's the definition of insanity again?

[LiberalFighter]

19. When I am thinking I don't hear any voices in my mind.

Never hear any voices at any time.

So how do they do it?

[JanLip]

20. The only time I hear voices

Is when I’m talking to myself. Good grief this man is an idiot.

Jan