New parlor game: Casting the David Patraeus Sex Scandal Movie.

[calimary]

I got this from Current. Pretty funny - if not inevitable!


http://current.com/groups/humor-culture-blog/93961147_a-cinematic-affair-casting-the-petraeus-broadwell-scandal-as-a-hollywood-blockbuster.htm

[glowing]

1. Honestly, I can't wait for the lifetime movie on

this saga... It's so crazy that this drama is true life... Screen writers couldn't make this a realistic sellable script... It's going to be a great one.. Probably played out in a min-series movie plot.. Like 3 or 4, 2 hr drama chapters to bring all the party characters in and develop all the twisted plots...

LOL.

[aletier_v]

2. no producer would have accepted it.

can you imagine trying to sell it as fiction?

"so then, there's this other woman and she has an evil twin sister and theyre lebanese but work for koreans and have full access to the base..."

[Bucky]

4. By law, Mare Winningham has to play the wronged wife in Lifetime movies.

Complain all you like. It's still the law.

[fadedrose]

7. It definitely would HAVE to be on Lifetime as a movie, like all cheesey stories..

and spoofed on that Canadian Simpsons...(can't think of their name - those bastards killed ? what's his name)....

[HopeHoops]

3. Jim Neighbors as the general.

[KamaAina]

5. Ron Jeremy in the lead.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

6. The twins will be tough to cast....

[Contrary1]

8. Sandra Bullock as Jill Kelley. n/t