Trump Floats Plan to Flee to Russia

[RandySF]

Donald Trump lashed out at Fulton County district attorney Fani Willis in a bizarre post on Truth Social.

Wrote Trump: “The failed District Attorney of Fulton County (Atlanta), Fani Willis, insisted on a $200,000 Bond from me. I assume, therefore, that she thought I was a ‘flight’ risk – I’d fly far away, maybe to Russia, Russia, Russia, share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again.”

He added: “Would I be able to take my very ‘understated’ airplane with the gold TRUMP affixed for all to see. Probably not, I’d be much better off flying commercial – I’m sure nobody would recognize me!”




https://politicalwire.com/2023/08/22/trump-floats-plan-to-flee-to-russia/

[Takket]

1. Lock him up

The first part is clearly sarcasm mocking Russiagate. The second part sounds like a legit idea. Can’t be too careful. Lock him up.

[markie]

2. let him go

and live with Vladimir... I think it's a good idea

[2naSalit]

5. I almost agree...

Since vladdy is about to get "offed" by his own people, could end up being a twofer!

The world could be put on a fast track to major improvement!

[bdamomma]

23. wow

two losers in the same place!!!

[2naSalit]

26. It could tilt...

Gravity on the planet! They'd have to be dealt with sooner than later.

[Marthe48]

58. You made me laugh

twofer is the word of the day! lol

[PatSeg]

78. Yep, sounds good to me!

Except, I'm not sure Putin wants him either. He would no longer be "useful".

[ShazzieB]

106. I've been saying for a while that I don't think Pootie wants him.

Putin has no use for Trump unless he's potus. None, nada, zero, zip. He may be sweet talking Trump right now, in the hope of him being reelected, but I think he'd be hugely less than thrilled to welcome Trump as a fugitive from justice with no power and no hope of ever regaining any.

Trump is narcissistic enough to think that Putin loves him for his brilliant intellect and sparkling personality, but we all know better than that. Let him fantasize all he wants. If he does head over there, it's not going to end well for him, imo.

[PatSeg]

112. Oh, I agree

Life in Putin's Russia would be a very unpleasant place for a man who serves no purpose anymore. At least in the U.S. Trump can still sow chaos, which undoubtedly pleases Putin. Trump would annoy the crap out of Vlad and his buddies.

I have a feeling that Trump might find himself to be very accident prone in Russia. And we know how he doesn't handle stairs too well........

[TreasonousBastard]

3. No high windows to fall out of in Russia?

[SalamanderSleeps]

4. He's peeing himself.

[2naSalit]

29. Heh...

People are saying that he does that all the time anyway.

[Joinfortmill]

32. LOL

[Emile]

6. Everything he calls GOLD, I call PISS COLORED.

He is peeing his pants.

[Walleye]

7. Maybe someday historians can analyze it makes sense out of that post

[Alexander Of Assyria]

17. Neck and neck with the sane current President, insists the media and pollsters!??

Either they Lie or…American voters are the the greatest danger in the world.

[ramen]

34. I think it unfortunately may be the latter. nt

[Irish_Dem]

27. He is angry about the large $$bond and mocking Fani W.

He says that she thinks he is a flight risk but he is saying that is ridiculous.
He has a flashy airplane and everyone would know he is flying to Russia.

Saying Russia, Russia, Russia is also mocking the accusations he colluded with Putin.

And he says he can't fly commercial, he is too famous and would be spotted immediately.

[Justice matters.]

93. He's not really "joking" ... he has "thought" about it.

And he may "think" about it further if a criminal-trial jury finds him guilty of at least one count.

The last think he wants is a prison sentence where he has no hope of getting a pardon before the end of a minimum stay of 5 years without his damn phone...

[Irish_Dem]

103. Yes. Even if he is joking, he is revealing something about his thought process.

As one of my professors used to say, there are a million jokes in this world and the
ones you tell say something about you.

[TurboDem]

8. He does have a point.

If he doesn't wear the orange wall paint, and let's the possum on his head run free, he probably could fly commercial and no one would recognize him.

[tavernier]

12. My first thought.

High five.

[MiHale]

14. The smell of his flop sweat would give him away...

[Mr. Ected]

20. On the other hand, if they painted his cell walls orange

No one would ever be able to see him again.

[2naSalit]

31. I like that idea...

Especially if it's also soundproof!

[Joinfortmill]

36. OMG! ROFL

[forgotmylogin]

105. Right: the two funniest parts

The idea that "nobody would recognize him" - dude hasn't flown commercial ever and wouldn't know what to do without an entourage picking up his discarded umbrellas and cheeseburger wrappers.

Also that he'd "share a gold dome" with Putin. Once your useful minion quits their job and crashes your pad to sleep on your couch, I sincerely doubt Pooty would have much use for supporting his lifestyle in a dome, much less a gold one... Mr. Trump's bromance with Vlad is likely an arrangement of convenience only and not the mutual admiration society TFG thinks it is.

[WheelWalker]

82. I'd like to see artistic renditions of him in various disguises.

What might he choose and how might he look? Improvements all, to be sure.

[malaise]

96. THIS

Projection thy name is the Slobfather

[tinrobot]

98. I'm sure passenger John Barron would remain totally anonymous.

[COL Mustard]

136. Bleachhhhh....

What an image! That creature with no spray tan and no cheap toupee? I just lost my lunch!

[AllyCat]

9. You know, I want him in jail, but...

Him fleeing to Russia would definitely turn a few folks to understanding his guilt.

Nah! His base would continue to lap up his social media posts from Moscow.

LOCK HIM UP!

[2naSalit]

35. Or...

Maybe we could convince them to join him there!

[ChazInAz]

60. And...

Wind up as fresh cannon fodder on the front!

[AllyCat]

62. Seems complicated, but satisfying at the same time.

[yardwork]

71. Maybe his followers would go to Russia, too.

This could be an all around win for the rest of us.

[Joinfortmill]

74. 👍

[bigmonk]

10. However,

I'm sure Trump has friends who own private jets. He could just slip on board one.

[bdamomma]

21. will we see

another police chase like OJ????? being televised must see TV.

[SergeStorms]

54. A slow, white Cessna......

on second thought, Trump could never fit in a Cessna.

Some sort of military tank transport, at the very least.

[global1]

63. Aiding And Abetting A Criminal.....

I don't think any of his friends (if he has any) would take the chance.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

119. "I'm sure Trump has friends..."

I doubt that.

[Biophilic]

11. That's pretty crazy talk.

First time I’ve thought that maybe he really is crazy.

[MyOwnPeace]

30. I admire your restraint in........

NOT listening to any of his speeches or rallies in the past 8 years.
Unfortunately, even short clips of those 'blather sessions' convinced me that he left for 'coo-coo' land years ago!

[Biophilic]

95. Truth to be told I don't think I've actually listened longer than 20 or 30 seconds before I had to

turn him off. I just read what he said. That's enough. But honestly, until this last one I never really thought he was honestly crazy.

[Tetrachloride]

13. The dead people will not get justice if Trump is allowed to walk and talk

i find it cavalier, undemocratic and unamerican that DU members think that Trump escape is a good thing

[2naSalit]

37. +1

[blogslug]

15. He'd be dead within a month

n/t

[bdamomma]

19. Probably pushed

off a balcony or worse that's Vlad's MO.

[Joinfortmill]

38. Could be

[Orrex]

16. Trump didn't write that

Sentence structure and punctuation don't track with his usual rabid squirrel style of expression.

However, I've referred before to low-level drug arrests in my town that result in the accused being jailed without bond pending trial because they're a flight risk to Detroit.

Why the hell isn't Trump, who hourly violates the terms of his bond, held to that same standard? Or to any standard at all?


Maybe this'll be the time.

[bdamomma]

18. what an ass

he is, LOCK HIM UP!!!!!

[bedazzled]

22. Like anyone ever looked like him in the history of humanity

Delusional

[leftyladyfrommo]

24. Was he hacked? This doesn't sound right. nt

[Alexander Of Assyria]

51. Putin has the password to the account.

[Ocelot II]

87. Was wondering the same thing. No misspellings or oddly-placed capital letters;

complete sentences. It's nuts but it seems too well-written to be him.

[ShazzieB]

110. Yes.

And not just complete sentences. The sentence structure is much too complex to have been produced by him. I think he's got a ghost writer doing at least some of his Truth Socual posts these days.

A ghost post writer! 👻 😁

[PatrickforB]

25. I am sure I would not be the first person on here to think that Trump may very

well flee the country.

Not sure if it would be better for the election if he did, or if he is imprisoned. Either way, I'd think Dems would crush Republicans all the way down the line - nationally at least. Locally, maybe not so much.

[3Hotdogs]

28. He's right. Probably nobody would recognize him. How many of us have actually held a mirror between

our legs to look at our asshole?

[2naSalit]

39. LOL!

[True Dough]

41. Not since

yesterday morning!

[3Hotdogs]

42. How many hairs did you count? Pi-R Squared X 3 the number of hairs on your ass -

that's the percentage by which they expect Anal Fistula to beat sleepy Joe on November, 24.

[DFW]

52. Back with that Yankee city boy theory again

Everybody knows that pie are round. Cornbread are square!

[True Dough]

56. I can't follow mathematical formulas

but I always smile when I see that starfish winking at me!

[3Hotdogs]

57. And the pronouncements of the "Toothless Wonder," make more sense than Wednesday's

upcoming clown car.

[LuckyCharms]

104. I look every few hours.

At my age, can't be too careful.

[True Dough]

138. You ever

catch anything crawling out of there???

[LuckyCharms]

139. Not crawling, but once something flew out that looked like

a cross between a hummingbird and a bat.

[onenote]

33. It takes some imagination to construe his tweet as floating a plan to flee.

But there apparently is no convincing those DUers that are certain he will leave the country that it will never happen.

[3Hotdogs]

40. If it does a runner, Russia is the last place to find him.

Pootie has no further use for him.

But there is a "spider hole," somewhere in Iraq. You might look for him there.

[rzemanfl]

43. Putin could use him as a grift.

The cult would send ransom.

[3Hotdogs]

44. ---and then advertise on D.U. as a bidding war: How much more, if we keep him here in Vladvostok?

[rzemanfl]

49. Then he could stiff both sides. That is a perfect scam.

[FSogol]

45. Please proceed, Trumpy. You should take all the little MAGAts with you.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

46. Hey Orange Fuck! You flee, we(the US Govt.), SEIZE your Empire!

Escaping Justice has its price! Fleeing the country says COWARD all over it. There is NO coming back to the US.

I doubt the orange fat fuck thought that out before he posted this garbage. For what he says and does will be used against him in a Court of Law. The US Department of State will see to that as well as the Department of Justice.

[bluesbassman]

68. Bad deal for us. Get the Muskrat to assume the assets and liabilities.

A la Jamie Dimon and Chase Bank’s assumption of Countrywide back in ‘08. Eloon can do for the Trump brand what he’s done for Twitter.

[bucolic_frolic]

47. A wish for cleansing and blending into anonymity

Finally realizing the mess he's in.

[dalton99a]

48. True Love Will Find A Way

[jcgoldie]

50. this is obviously Trump's attempt at sarcasm

No way he could get airborne because his name is on his plane?? Whatever. As satisfying as it would be to see the fucker in jail, he will just continue to deny and attempt to martyr himself. The true believers will continue to say it was political despite all evidence. Fleeing would be at one and the same time an admission of guilt and cowardice... truly the best case scenario for America.

[multigraincracker]

53. I'd like to see him someplace where he can

get the help he needs, like a padded cell.

[DFW]

55. If Trump is the billionaire he claims to be

He should be able to come up with $200,000 and not even notice it was missing.

[617Blue]

59. Sure seems to thinking about the logistics nt

[dalton99a]

66. Without a doubt.

[nowforever]

61. Shave his head and wipe makeup off

And the Donald will just look like an old fat man...he's right.

[gab13by13]

64. I have one suggestion for Trump,

Do not eat the polonium soup. I hope that your good buddy Vlad isn't still mad at you for giving him that inside information that President Biden is weak, that President Biden will not be able to keep NATO united, that President Biden will not be able to supply arms to Ukraine.

NATO is growing in members, not dissolving so Donald, I hope you have a really good BS explanation for your best buddy Vlad.

I'm sure that Vlad will give you a copy of the pee tape that you can watch as you pass the time away.

[liberal N proud]

65. Don't they usually hold those who are flight risk?

Put him in custody

[IronLionZion]

67. Russia first and America last

Since MAGA are such patriots

[NoMoreRepugs]

69. Seriously, does the twit EVER say anything normal??

[yardwork]

70. Total narcissist.

[William769]

72. Is there any way we can help him facilitate this plan?

Hell. I'd even help chip in on the airfare.

[Farmer-Rick]

73. So he plans to use his gold covered private jet

To escape to Russia. Vlad will love to have him in his gold palace for the rest of his life.

[BlueTsunami2018]

75. This is him "joking".

It’s obvious that this isn’t to be taken seriously.

[ShepKat]

76. the idiot with too much information

is a threat to this universe. Lock him up till the trial. 200,000 is cult pocket change

[sarge43]

77. Starting to bark at the moon

Soon he'll be running around the golf course at Bedminister stark naked - ew- yelling at the clouds.

[ShazzieB]

109. Sorry, can't resist.

[sarge43]

117. Exactly

GMTA

[Bristlecone]

79. This is his version of sarcasm

But like with all garbage he spews, he’s projecting again.

[themaguffin]

80. that sounds like a clickbait site

[Dr. T]

81. A few weeks ago,

he said he was "being idicted for you." Did anyone else catch the crucifixion analogy?

[AllaN01Bear]

83. even with the gag order he still sputs off. do let the door hit u in the tush.

wonder if he would be sent to fight ukr and the ukr capture hime and send him back? thinking out loud

[LetMyPeopleVote]

84. For this thread

Link to tweet

[DFW]

85. If he goes to Russia, "never to be seen or heard from again...."

I think I'd contribute to his one-way fare, as long as his US passport was confiscated prior to his boarding the plane. He'll have to learn to pronounce the name of his pal correctly if he stays. Here's a hint, Donnie boy: in Russian, the name Vladimir does not have the stress on the first syllable.

[colorado_ufo]

111. They found multiple passports in his desk drawer.

[DFW]

145. Unless he cut his hair, dyed it blue, grew a beard, cut off an ear and shed 100 pounds

I don't think any amount of phony passports would help him much, except for adding traveling on forged documents to his next indictment.

Although......the thought of having him on tape, trying to imitate a Hispanic accent, and trying to convince someone that he is a native of Panama would be worth a lot of entertainment value.

[kentuck]

86. He must have been thinking about it or elsewise....

...he wouldn't have written about it.

[onenote]

116. or maybe he was simply responding to bail being imposed

[MorbidButterflyTat]

120. Yup!

Pretty specific arrangement for off the cuff sarcastic "joke" reaction.

I wonder what Vladdy thinks of this set up?

[usonian]

88. He always telegraphs his moves.

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[dalton99a]

89. +1

[onecaliberal]

90. Go now. Trust me, no one will miss you.

It will be a worldwide celebration.

[Martin68]

91. Frankly, I'd be happy to pay for his ticket.

[Recycle_Guru]

92. may be a clue his lawyers didn't get him out of a mug shot

[Brainfodder]

94. Guilty AF adjacent even talking about FLEEING? Please proceed!

DO IT!

[republianmushroom]

97. He seems to forget, right now he is of no use to Putin.

Why would Russia want him ?
Lock him up
31 months and counting

[Ladythatvotesblue]

99. Trump floats

so does scum.

[bluestarone]

100. Better keep an eye on his x-wifes grave.

He would surly dig it up and take his papers with him. lol

[Retrograde]

101. Does he need help packing?

I know where I can get some free boxes!

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

102. He always tells us what he's thinking

He could be a 'president-in-exile' in St. Putinsburg and continue the grift from there.

[onenote]

115. and what he told us he was thinking is that he's not going anywhere

-- he was making fun of those who think he might flee.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

121. Sure

Fleeing the country to escape justice never crossed his cobwebby mind.

[onenote]

124. I doubt it has. He's far too much of a narcissist.

[roamer65]

107. Putler would give him a RT show and internet resources to spread agitprop to his cult in the US.

He would be used for that purpose until not needed, then dropped out a window.

[lambchopp59]

108. "never to be seen or heard from again."

Oh, what a lovely dream that would be.

[liberalla]

113. The "never be seen or heard from again..." is too good to be true!

It's extremely tempting, though!

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

114. He just can't quit him

?1532734025

[StarlightGold]

118. Of course, Freeperland

are bent over laughing with the excuse "OMG, libtards can't recognize SARCASM!"

[MorbidButterflyTat]

123. Who

cares?

[Conjuay]

122. Sparky, if you flew commercial

the other passengers would force a hatch open and toss your sorry, bloated ass from 30,000 ft.

[Escurumbele]

125. Oh boy, he dreams of sharing a suite with Putin? What the hell, he wants to merry Putin?

Imagine that one, trump and Putin as roommates...man, that is a comedy show in the making. "The communist and the idiot", I am sure someone more funny than me can come up with a better title for the comedy show.

[vapor2]

126. Maybe a gofundme page for a ONE WAY ticket?

Any takers?

[senseandsensibility]

127. He is so desperate for attention

The old song and dance is getting old so he has to be even more stupid and outrageous.

[Kid Berwyn]

128. Like da time Slobfather proposed a penthouse for Putin.

Was gonna be part of dat Trump Tower Moscow deal dip pretends never happened.

[yellowcanine]

129. TFG says what he is thinking, then pretends it was a joke.

I am thinking he is actually quite serious.

[Deep State Witch]

130. Confiscate His Passport!

He has now indicated that he is a potential flight risk.

[RandySF]

131. 6k views?

I wish my election posts got this much attention!

[sakabatou]

132. Did he just admit to being a flight risk?

[B.See]

137. ...yep...

[JHB]

133. It won't be a gold domed suite, Donnie

It'll be a fishing shack on the Kamchatka peninsula.

[kimbutgar]

134. The fact that he " jokes" about it shows he's thinking it as an option if more indictments occur

He’s a caged rat looking for an escape.

[COL Mustard]

135. Is there a GoFundMe set up?

I'd donate, if he would just go away.

[Marcuse]

140. So do we let him flee or not?

[Ilsa]

141. Chuck Rosenburg was saying he worked with a judge in a detention hearing

hearing. Rosenburg was arguing that the defendant was a flight risk and ought to be held. The federal judge argued back that the real problem with that defendant wasn't that he was a flight risk, but that he was a risk of nonflight, that he just wouldn't go away.

The Morning Joe cast laughed their collective asses off as Rosenburg said Trump reminds him of that defendant.

[BootinUp]

142. Cookoo for coconuts. nt

[LudwigPastorius]

143. His mind seems to wander to gold when thinking...

about Russia.

Does that have to do with bullion deposited by Putin in a secret Trump account, or does it have to do with urinating Slavic sex workers?

[mahina]

144. I have to wonder how the red hats are going to rationalize this one

Russia is the most American place
? I don’t know. I wouldn’t go there for all the money in the world. But it’s a fair bet they find a way to choke it down.

[DemocraticPatriot]

146. So GO Donny!

Once you get there, you may find that Ketchup is less available....


FOAD

[Kennah]

147. Makes it easier

[misanthrope]

148. Hate to tell you, but it's unlikely he would go to prison like you or I would

They would work out a deal where he gets a private residence on a controlled compound. It's not what he deserves but he is a member of our society's privileged class.