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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhat should Rudy do next?
16 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited | |
"My lawyer Ken Chesebro and my bail bonds man Scott Hall aren't returning my calls" | |
0 (0%) |
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"I really need more time to get my shirt tucked in and pants zipped" | |
2 (13%) |
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"My case is moving to federal court" | |
0 (0%) |
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"I already tried to surrender at Fulton's Landscaping but they all acted like I was completely crazy" | |
5 (31%) |
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"It's unconstitutional to try me in your fake admiralty court!" | |
0 (0%) |
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"Hitchhiking down to Georgia will take me over a week" | |
0 (0%) |
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"Hasn't the trial been postponed to 2026?" | |
1 (6%) |
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"Let me sue for the money I'm owed first" | |
0 (0%) |
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"i wanna flip on Donnie but I'm afraid I'll disappear into a sausage factory" | |
7 (44%) |
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"Just try and find me! Neener neener neener!" | |
1 (6%) |
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2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided. | |
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What should Rudy do next? (Original Post)
struggle4progress
Aug 2023
OP
Aviation Pro
(12,410 posts)1. I could make a suggestion
But I like not being tombstoned.
JustAnotherGen
(32,310 posts)6. Great minds think alike
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brush
(54,526 posts)2. Excellent poll. One of the best I've seen on DU.
The options get better and funnier as you scrolls down.
Johonny
(21,197 posts)3. Rudy went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a vote to steal
He was in a bind 'cause Trump was way behind
But he was willin' to make a deal
struggle4progress
(118,566 posts)4. +
ExWhoDoesntCare
(4,741 posts)7. Not voting because it didn't include my favorite option
"ExWhoDidn'tCare can force me to use a Road Runner Mfg Catapult."