RICO SUPERSTAR MUGSHOT

[Beachnutt]

[zuul]

1. I hardly recognized him without his brain fluids leaking down his face.

[Emile]

2. The clown makeup dripping down the sides of his face

would have made the perfect mug shot.

[captain queeg]

3. I vant to drink your blood.

How come so many Trumpers look like vampires? Do they have to show up at the jail after dark for booking?

[Aviation Pro]

5. Nosferatu

….

[Sky Jewels]

44. First I bite neck vith my divverent colored teef!

[captain queeg]

49. I guess he could only afford the uppers of those snap in dentures

[SoFlaBro]

51. Look at those fucking choppers! $1M fucking lawyer on TV & that shit is the best he can do?

Fuckstain

[brush]

4. Hahahahahahaha. Rudy trying to mean-mug.

We know your broke ass had to beg trump for money. Cut the charade. You're going to jail for participating in an attempted coup.

[Beachnutt]

6. 😁

[zuul]

11. Pugsley!

[Disaffected]

13. Heh, is that actually

him?

Tweedle-Dee or Tweedle-Dum??

[Beachnutt]

14. I don't think so,

it's funny though

[Disaffected]

16. Could, should, would

be him.

[Sky Jewels]

41. It's Tweedle Dumbfuck

[Celerity]

20. That Viral Photo Of Rudy Giuliani Golfing Is Photoshopped

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/08/03/that-viral-photo-of-rudy-giuliani-golfing-is-photoshopped/


The altered image of Rudy Giuliani golfing (left) and the real image of Giuliani from a May 2022 ... [+]TWITTER / CAMEO

There’s a photo going viral that shows Rudy Giuliani swinging a golf club that may cause people to do a double take. Is the photo real? No. It’s been altered with image editing software like Photoshop, though it’s subtle enough that some people may think it’s authentic. The image started circulating on Twitter and Bluesky, often with the most popular post containing the caption, “why does rudy guiliani looks like a goomba.”

A goomba is a fictional character from Super Mario Bros. that looks like a mushroom with eyes and a mouth. The altered photo has over 450,000 views already on Twitter, despite being up for just a few hours. It’s not clear who originally created the altered image.

Link to tweet

The original unaltered image of Giuliani golfing is actually a screenshot from a May 2022 video that Giuliani created to promote his services on Cameo, which allows celebrities to charge a fee for random users to request a customized video message.

“I’m Rudy Giuliani. If you want to have a really nice conversation or a birthday greeting or just talk golf, go to the link below,” Giuliani said in the video promotion. Rates for the promotion started at $375, according to the news outlet Defector.

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[captain queeg]

23. Doesn't look that much different.

[tom_kelly]

24. He looks ridiculous in the original as well

[Celerity]

34. +1

[Disaffected]

46. But how do we really know which is which?

I believe either are plausible...

[Disaffected]

47. But how do we really know which is which?

I believe either are plausible...

[brush]

37. Oh no, Rudy, that look does not work for you...

but what does.

[Cadfael]

7. Doesn't look too happy

Oh well.

Welcome to the Four Seasons Corrections Facility

[Carlitos Brigante]

8. Heeeey ladies, I hear he's single...... Four

Seasons

[edhopper]

9. RICO

Is not Suave.

[captain queeg]

50. That's an oldie Goldie

https://m.

&pp=ygUpcmljbyBzdWF2ZSBnZXJhcmRvIHZpZGVvIG9maWNpYWwgZXNwYcOxb2w%3D

[Comfortably_Numb]

10. What a resolute jaw. He even unhinges it to kiss trump's ass all over.

[Vinca]

12. Poor Rudy. It's clear he can't afford his hair dye anymore.

[Blue Owl]

15. America's mayor? Hardly -- more like an angry old pervert

[Elessar Zappa]

32. He'll need his own cell.

It would be cruel and unusual punishment to expose the other prisoners to his flatulence.

[C_U_L8R]

17. Take that flag off, traitor.

Really. It's obscene.

[OneGrassRoot]

18. omg, Four Seasons Correctional Facility. lolololol n/t

[PlutosHeart]

19. A flag pin?

I think at the very least they could have asked for all suit jackets and ties to be removed since they had the privilege already of not being in orange.

[tblue37]

21. Nosferatu.

[malaise]

22. Wait until you see the smiling Jenna mugshot

These people are sick

[Attilatheblond]

40. She looked so happy, one might guess drugs were involved. Sidney Powell, on the other hand LOL

The mug shot captured the inner Kracken.

[malaise]

43. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

for th inner Kracken.
My paternal grandma would say for all of them - what a comeuppance

[iluvtennis]

25. Rinsed out the hair dye. 🤣

[jmowreader]

26. Is it just me...

...or does he look like one of the mid-level Mafia figures in a mob movie in this photo?

[ffr]

27. K&R It's about damned time!

Keep the criminals filing through the penal system.

CREEPY Giuliani. Ew!

Was you hand down your pants during your mugshot too? Pervert traitor!

[SalamanderSleeps]

28. Wearing a goddamned flag pin!

[rubbersole]

30. 👍

[edbermac]

29. Live shot of Rudy entering Fulton County Jail

[onetexan]

35. 😅

😄😁😂😎

[cilla4progress]

31. I would prefer old school

stark side-views...

[BamaRefugee]

33. 🎶 BAD MAYOR, BAD MAYOR, WUTCHA GONNA DO? WUTCHA GONNA DO WHEN DEY COME FOR U? 🎶

[Joinfortmill]

36. Rogue's Gallery of old white phucks.

[Sky Jewels]

38. BWAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

The Ol' Pants Fiddler doesn't look very happy!

[Kennah]

39. Now seeking asylum at Embassy Suites

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

42. Time (12/31/01) depicts Rudolph Giuliani as a "tower of strength."

And Giuliani walks on. He walks from his bunker, up Barclay Street and went on television. Went on and announced his heroism and then came back every hour or so until he became a star, a great figure, a national hero, the mayor who saved New York. Most of this comes from these dazed Pekingese of the Press. . . . Giuliani was a hero with these news people.—Columnist Jimmy Breslin (Newsday, 3/7/04)

[intheflow]

58. Yikes, I'd forgotten that.

Should’ve stayed in New York.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

64. he could have parlayed his post-9/11 reputation into something good

[Snackshack]

45. Poor ghouliani...

He got smacked by the reality bat and it has obviously had an impact.

[orangecrush]

54. ...

[Demnation]

48. About goddamned time for that sonofabitch!

[StarryNite]

52. I wonder how long he spent practicing in front of a mirror for that?

[orangecrush]

53. Awww Rudy

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[ProudProgressiveNow]

55. KR NT

[William769]

56. He even looks like a criminal

[kentuck]

57. Angry and defiant...

He can hope for a hung jury.

[TheRickles]

59. So what time is Trump's photo-op and weight reveal set for?

[GoneOffShore]

60. Well that's a definite left swipe!

As I posted in the Lounge -
A right swipe or a left swipe? Asking for a friend.

[rogerballard]

61. Disgusting POS

[TrumanTheTiger]

62. Looks like Mr. Burns

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[Conjuay]

63. I wonder how you select a tie for your mugshot...

but it must be in GOP handbook.