"I can't wait to hear what Ron, Vivek, Nikki, Tim, Doug, Mike, Asa and Chris have to say!"

[kpete]

Alexandra Petri was on fire about the debate I watched the (Trumpless!) GOP primary debate so you don’t have to

Here’s the intro:

MILWAUKEE — If you said, “Would you like to watch Ron DeSantis, Vivek Ramaswamy, Nikki Haley, Tim Scott, Doug Burgum, Mike Pence, Asa Hutchinson and Chris Christie talk to each other for two hours? FYI, the place where they’ll do so is hotter than Beelzebub’s armpit!,” I would have said, “No, thank you.” But if you said, “The alternative is watching Donald Trump talk to Tucker Carlson on the website formerly known as Twitter,” I would say, “I can’t wait to hear what Ron, Vivek, Nikki, Tim, Doug, Mike, Asa and Chris have to say!”

MORE at Guest link:
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https://balloon-juice.com/2023/08/24/thursday-morning-open-thread-internet-hangover-balm/#comment-8939600

[Recycle_Guru]

1. or don't watch any of that shit

the world is a big place with endless pursuits and life is short.

[Srkdqltr]

2. Watch something else. Lots of streaming stuff and movies.

Reruns of Real Houswives or Naked and Afraid.

[mahina]

3. That's pretty funny

[Omnipresent]

4. I'm sure their ideas are designed to bring all Americans together.

x infinity.