Presidential Portraits

[dflprincess]

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[BigmanPigman]

1. What, can't he afford a bottle of Visine?

His eyes are always "strawberry", not his hair.

[EarnestPutz]

2. First time I've seen the mugshot. Expected ugly, glaring fucker. Not disappointed.

[slightlv]

20. How do you like that little

sneer at the right side of his mouth? Evil can't be denied here!

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

23. He looks like an out of control child

Who just got told no and is going to chop up Mummy's budgie in retaliation.

[EarnestPutz]

42. Extra points for "mummy's budgie". Funny stuff.

[prodigitalson]

3. Obama's seems like it would look really cool on mushrooms

TFG's seems like it would look really frightening on mushrooms.

[Pinkflamingo]

16. Question: TFG?????

[dflprincess]

19. The Former Guy

reference to Trump.

[soldierant]

25. Well, yeah, that's the SFW version.

There's also a NSFW version

[lastlib]

31. aka "Scared Puppy".... n/t

[DBoon]

4. TFG looks like the evil character in a really bad horror film

[calimary]

29. I can't decide if he's trying to intimidate, or he's REALLY scared.

Could be both, I suppose.


He’s never been in a predicament like this. He’s always managed to make it go away or weasel out of it or bully an opponent into giving up or giving him his way.

Not this time, though!

[onetexan]

41. It's the look of a psycho.

[2naSalit]

5. His pupils are ginormous.

[llmart]

6. Yeah, I noticed that also.

He probably had to double up on the adderal before he got off the plane.

[2naSalit]

7. Probably.

[Mossfern]

36. Narcisstic rage

typical

[Trueblue1968]

8. UGLY OL' WRINKLED FOREHEAD. What a Nasty looking man.

[Brainfodder]

9. Almost hid his neck and I'm reading illness in those eyes?

Or something.

215 Bro, not a chance!

[iluvtennis]

10. LOL 😂😂😂. n/t

[rubbersole]

11. Looks like dipshit is trying to squeeze one out in his diaper.

[BumRushDaShow]

12. Lawrence O'Donnell's opening monologue was EXACTLY that!

His "portrait".

And BTW - HERE is Obama's actual WH portrait (not the Smithsonian one) -

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

22. Hel-loooooh, Gorgeous!

Good grief, he's really quite dishy, isn't he?

[BumRushDaShow]

24. The amazing thing

is that this was an oil portrait (literally photo-realistic).

https://www.obama.org/discover/stories/white-house-portraits-22/

[vlyons]

13. I want to see it on a Time mag cover

nt

[lastlib]

32. I think it belongs on "MAD" Magazine......

YMMV

[LetMyPeopleVote]

14. TFG's official presidential portrait

Link to tweet

[hatrack]

15. Wow, he really caked it on today.

He's about two notches away on the color wheel from becoming a traffic cone.

[Skittles]

35. *SNORT*

[calimary]

37. Excellent!!!

[electric_blue68]

39. Shooooot "snort" baaaahahahaaaaaaaa!* Ty!😄😛

* from someone who sometimes looks at the color wheel 👍😄

[LudwigPastorius]

17. Trump has that Benedict Arnold scowl down pat.

[calimary]

38. What's he trying to do with that scowl?

Scare the camera?

[AllaN01Bear]

18. i am pleased but still mifffed that he wasnt in a orange jumpsuit. lol.

this so and so will never face consiquences at all. im sick of hearing the excuse that hes rich, hes an ex prez , etc.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

21. HAHAHAHAHA

He's doing his utmost to hide that enormous neckgina.

Didn't work, you stupid Orange Traitorade.

[Unrepentant Fenian]

26. Class versus ass!

[AverageOldGuy]

27. Inmate Number P01135809

[Lady Freedom Returns]

28. He looks like he was going for tough old mob boss...

But it ended up being really old guy upset because the buffet ran out of tapioca pudding.

[Codifer]

30. Reminds me of the

scowling and menacing face of "1984".


BIG BROTHER

IS WATCHING


In many more ways than one.

[spanone]

33. THE EVIL SHITSTAIN

[TygrBright]

34. [Redacted] looks like he's about to burst into tears. n/t

[Emile]

40. When I look at that mug shot I see a guilty SOB.