Charles P Pierce: God needed a good laugh.

[kpete]

CharlesPPierce
He needed a good laugh.

Kari Lake: God told me to run for Governor.

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[Faux pas]

1. Lol and Kickin'

[Mister Ed]

2. She's lying. God told me He *didn't* want her to run. n/t

[PatSeg]

5. Oh, I think God wanted her to run

so that Katie Hobbs would have a better chance of winning!

[malthaussen]

3. So what, Kari? He didn't say he wanted you to win. n/t

[tom_kelly]

4. She wanted a "behind the scenes, quieter life"

But God had to come along and drag her in front of the cameras

[dflprincess]

6. God really seems to enjoy messing with right wingers

Such a wicked sense of humor.

[Sky Jewels]

7. Well, God told he that "He" doesn't actually exist.

[Grins]

8. Since you lost - he was just fucking with you!!! Get it???

Anyone recall a Democrat ever saying “God told me to run”?

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

11. nonoonono

It's that their sky fairy is "testing" her.

That's how that sort always lies about--er, "explains away" all those prayers that don't go their way.

[Wednesdays]

13. "Anyone recall a Democrat ever saying 'God told me to run'?"

Not this century, anyway.

[Warpy]

9. Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad--anon, possibly Euripides

Seems thee are a hell of a lot of people out there on the destruct list.

[Schmice3]

10. She's very glib.

Easy on the eyes, if you go for that type. But she's batshit crazy. God this and God that; it's actually offensive already.

[czarjak]

12. Jesus Take The Wheel, not to be taken literally.

[Warren_Pointe]

14. The same god who told Jello Biafra

TO SKIN YOU ALIVE!

[prodigitalson]

17. yes, that one

[Warren_Pointe]

18. Kari probably steals people's mail too.

[Throckmorton]

15. Hearing voices again?

I thought she had that mostly under control.

[lame54]

16. God bet against her and made a bundle

[Kid Berwyn]

19. "Real America's Voice"

If that's so, when did we become a fascist state?

Just rhetorical. The answer: November 22, 1963.

[peggysue2]

20. God and the voters had different plans?

She LOST her bid, the voters spoke. As for God? Sorry, I'm always suspicious of those who hear voices in their head.