Donald Trump has heard a "roomer"

[brooklynite]

[Ocelot II]

1. "Roomer"?

[rsdsharp]

10. It's in the dictionary, before stollen, and after covfefe and hamberder.

[TSExile]

2. Those who can't spell (or proofread)...

...shouldn't.

[Permanut]

3. "Roomer" "are" strong?

Wow, that's an intellectual giant right there.

A genius

[underpants]

41. 215 pounds of brain power

[Cheezoholic]

45. Whats the other 100 lol n/t

[OMGWTF]

48. "Jenius" which is what Shitler replied when asked what the 'J' in his name stood for.

Seriously.

[edhopper]

4. "is a shambles"

what is his first language?

[Harker]

28. Gibberish, I think.

His accent is very strong.

[Trumpdumper]

32. Believe it or not, that is absolutely correct usage. I was surprised he got it right.

https://www.michiganradio.org/arts-culture/2019-03-10/whether-its-in-shambles-or-a-shambles-its-still-a-mess#:~:text=Like%20%22measles%22%20and%20%22gymnastics,shambles%22%20starts%20to%20take%20off.

[trusty elf]

53. ....

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

57. I'm glad someone posted here about how the usage

Isn't wrong. Shambles is a singular noun, meaning "a state of disorder."

Species would be the best example of a similar word that is both singular and plural, despite the '-es' at the end.

[Think. Again.]

65. Oh cool!

So what species is trump then? A shamble?

[louslobbs]

5. That reminds me.....

I think I’ll listen to some music from Fleetwood Mac's Roomers album on Apple Music….thanks Mr trump! SIR!(thanking him with tears in my eyes). lol 😂

[LuckyCharms]

6. That's just an ugly roomer.

[Harker]

30. I had a couple of ugly roomers after high school.

At least they helped with the rent.

[LuckyCharms]

43. The Grateful Dead album

"Mars Hotel" was originally gong to be called "Ugly Roomers", which got changed to "Ugly Rumors", which got changed to "Mars Hotel".

[Harker]

51. Ah!

[chicoescuela]

7. Who knew Fleetwood Mac misspelled their album's name so long ago

[multigraincracker]

8. Did he hear it in his

hotel roum?

[genxlib]

9. That's a twofer to miss both the spelling and verb tense

It takes a special kind of concentrated idiocy to make two major errors in the first two words.

[Blue Owl]

11. Bwaaaaaahahahaha! What a freaking idiot.

[Vinca]

12. Is his telling us he doesn't drink just another lie?

[Hekate]

39. He prefers drugs

[Mad_Machine76]

13. Paging Weird Al

This just screams for a parody of Bananarama’s “I Heard a Rumour”

[Qutzupalotl]

14. Maybe he heard it from Laura Lumor.

[SalamanderSleeps]

37. Ha! Nice.

[Voltaire2]

15. the clown act is intentional

In case you haven't noticed, this is all a performance. And it isn't just Trump. The entire clown show is deliberate. They don't intend to be taken seriously. Quite the opposite, they intend to be seen as full on clowns and have you go along with the charade, out of fear, as part of the spectacle - intentionally playing along, or for perceived gain of status wealth and power.

[Goodheart]

17. Their candidates know that their constituents identify with dumb people

and have a distrust for intelligent, educated candidates.

"I love the poorly educated."

[Hekate]

42. Spot on. Almost the entire GOP leadership went to elite universities & took full advantage of...

…the web of contacts and influence that engenders.

But as Trump said, (they all) “love the poorly educated.” And as DeSadist is doing, destroying public education is all part of The Great Plan.

[LuckyCharms]

18. Agree. All intentional. n/t

[Elessar Zappa]

36. Trump's not faking being stupid.

He really is dumb.

[Voltaire2]

68. no really he isn't dumb and yes it is a performance.

He is playing this right out of the fascist playbook from 100 years ago, updated to use the latest mass media interfaces as the means of persuasion.

I used to think they were clowns. I mean they are, obviously, but it is a mistake to not also consider that this is a deliberate intentional performance. Vile fascist performative clowns. Almost all of them are fully aware that they are playing a role in a spectacle.

Mussolini and Hitler were also dismissed as clowns buffoons and thugs. That did not work out well.

Edit: I thought of a fine example. Just recently Trump put out a really vile tweet or truth or whatever calling the georgia DA and her team 'riggers', and everyone immediately understood that this was a racist stunt. It was also completely deniable. He is not an idiot.

[Elessar Zappa]

69. I completely disagree.

I maintain he’s an idiot.

[getagrip_already]

16. in his last orfoicial act, he will have his sos declare tiny ineligible to hold office....

Now that's an interesting one, isn't it?

[Maraya1969]

19. He is the king of run on sentences. He would get an F in English

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

59. He probably did get Fs in English

That's why he won't show anyone his transcripts.

[Retrograde]

20. Reminds me of the old joke about the explosion in a boarding house

roomers were flying

Hasn't anyone told Donnie the old saying, "It's better to not tweet and let people think you're an idiot than to tweet and remove all doubt"?

[GB_RN]

34. tRump Tweeted Something Like That A Few Years Ago...

He spelled border as boarder, if I recall correctly.

What a maroon.

[vishnura]

21. A potatoe moment

Wharton should insist on a basic spelling and grammar before graduation

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

60. But then half the legacies wouldn't be able to graduate.

nt

[Deep State Witch]

22. It's Like That Adele Song

Roomer Has It.

[lambchopp59]

26. Oh no not that earworm again!!

Damn near drove me to "MAKE IT STOP!!!" suicide when that hit was playing everywhere.

[NowISeetheLight]

23. Trumpbonics?

Trumpbonics:
(Trum-f-baniks)
Noun
A variation of the English language. Spoken at a level of speech most commonly found in fourth graders. Consists of misspellings, incomplete sentence structure or none at all, poor grammar and nonsensical statements. May include statements that are false or misleading. Commonly used by Magat cult leaders and their followers.

[Kali]

33. I think that is incorrect.

"May include statements that are false or misleading." May? May? I think you meant ALWAYS includes...

[allegorical oracle]

24. We should all embrace tfg's illiteracy.

[lambchopp59]

25. This gRoomer actually agrees with TFG but I won't spread rumors about it.

Methinks TFG ending up with a very pent up, well 'endowed' roomer in prison maybe suggests a Freudian slip here?
Was that over the top? I can never tell.

[Scottie Mom]

27. My gawd, he truly is a f*cking idiot.

No wonder the deplorables love him...he speaks their language in several ways, including but not limited to, spelling and grammar.

[bdamomma]

71. the cult

truly love their cult leader to the point of donating $7 million dollars since last Thursday. trump is grifting big time on his freaking mugshot. And even a mugshot bobblehead is coming out, like wtf.

[Scottie Mom]

72. It's like the limbo.

How low can you go!

They gave him $7-million since he was booked in Atlanta... I wonder how much the bobble head of the sh*t head will bring in?

[tom_kelly]

29. Now, that one I can believe he wrote n/t

[calimary]

31. He uses the word "interesting" a lot, too.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

61. He had the vocab of a 2 year old

And the emotional intelligence of one as well.

[calimary]

64. That's probably why he repeats. Well, one reason anyway.

First rule: REPEAT the message! Over and over and over!
Second rule: Keep it simple. Easier for an over-inflated, self-flattering old orange baboon to handle. That’s all he can remember especially when talking off-the-cuff.

Ever notice those sentence fragments? “It’s very unfair what they’ve done. Very unfair what they’ve done.” Used to underscore the basic message.

[sakabatou]

35. Next time, he'll spell is as "iz"

[Bristlecone]

38. This lesson in illiteracy brought to you by the single most sanctimonious man in the world.

Jeezus H is this guy a complete lunatic

[senseandsensibility]

40. Good Lord.

How embarrassing for him if he had the ability to be embarrassed.

[Rocknation]

44. Presidential run in a shambles?

Takes one to know one.


Rocknation

[jcgoldie]

46. The University of Pennsylvania must be very proud when it reads his social media

[dalton99a]

47. Another one - FASCHISTS

[Grumpy Old Guy]

49. Ignorant moron!

[catbyte]

50. LOL

[Orrex]

52. It's hard to believe that Trump wrote that

"Roomer" notwithstanding, the overall composition and sentence structure is much more complicated than his usual babble.

I'm guessing that an aide wrote it and deliberately misspelled rumor to create an air of authenticity.

[Lonestarblue]

54. Yep,

[dlk]

55. Reading teaches a person how to spell

It’s clear, Trump isn’t a reader when he misspells a common word like rumor. Sad to be so dumb by choice.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

62. I've long suspected

That he's an undiagnosed dyslexic. It would explain a great many things.

[dlk]

66. It wouldn't be surprising

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

56. Did he say something in a pic link?

Because I'm seeing nothing here.

Would someone please cut and paste the text itself?

Not everyone here can see all images.

[Orrex]

58. That bugs me as well. Here's the text:

Roomer are strong in political circles that Ron DeSanctimonious, whose Presidential run is a shambles, and whose poll numbers have absolutely crashed, putting him 3rd and 4th in some states, will be dropping out of the Presidential race in order to run, in Florida, against Rick Scott for Senate. Now that's an interesting one, isn't it?

As I stated above, I don't believe that he wrote it.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

63. I agree that he didn't type it.

The Sanctimonious is correct, and he's not smart enough to get that right.

[ARPad95]

67. Did he hear it through the grope vine?

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[ecstatic]

70. Really bad speech to text or what?

Why would "roomer" even be an option in the dictionary? lol. It's like he does this shit on purpose.