That time a lake completely owned Trump advisor, Tom Fitton

[CatWoman]

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[MagickMuffin]

1. Tom, abortion does not kill a human being as it hasn't beefed born yet

Go back to sleep Tom, cause you’ll never be woke!

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2. Ouch, lol.

Lake Superior proves once again that it is the greatest of the Great Lakes, although I am partial to Lake Michigan, lol.

[MiHale]

4. Ya can't mess with Superior ...

My fave is the “Thumbs Up” lake …Huron!

[catbyte]

5. I like that one, too.

My family went to the UP on vacation one July when I was a kid. I grew up on Lake Michigan and there was nothing better than going for a refreshing dip on a hot day. It was hot that day in the UP, so my mom and I went to a beach on Lake Superior to cool off. Boy, did we ever. When I stuck my foot in the water, a shockingly cold jolt of pain shot from my foot to my armpit in about a second. The same thing happened to my mom.

We did not go swimming that day.

[FailureToCommunicate]

7. Not to mention the mosquitos...as big as hummingbirds!

We visited family property in UP when I was a kid. I was nearly eaten alive by the insects.

[catbyte]

10. And the deer flies, oh my lord...

My dad had a buddy who had an old deer hunting cabin in the woods so we visited it while we were up there. Once again, my mom and I were driven away, this time by the deer flies and we spent most of the visit in the car. Those suckers could carry you away and their bite was vicious.

Ah, nature!

[eggplant]

8. Lake Michigan has the best white sand beaches in North America.

And the best sunsets (at least from the Michigan side), too.

[catbyte]

11. It was heaven in the summer when I was a kid.

I lived between Lake Michigan and Lake Charlevoix, so I always had a choice of some of the best beaches on the planet -- most within walking distance. I live inland now and really miss the lakes.

[eggplant]

15. It's one of the (very) few things I miss about living in West Michigan.

I grew up in Muskegon and then Grand Rapids back in the 70s and 80s, and nothing compared to the endless freshwater beaches. Too crowded? Just start walking up the beach until you find more seclusion. Sadly, the area was a horribly repressive Republican hellscape. This forced a move to the Eastern NY/Western MA Berkshires. Pretty much the only things I miss are the beaches and Meijer.

[FailureToCommunicate]

14. That is true! And no sharks (that I know of)!

Our beaches here on Cape Cod are quite splendid...provided you don't actually go in deeper than your knees.

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16. One of my favorite shirts...

[FailureToCommunicate]

17. Great!

Though sadly those zebra muscles seem to be spreading, right?

[Sky Jewels]

9. ...

I love this song:

[MLAA]

3. Ouch! That had to leave a mark. More experience making things wet!

[Recycle_Guru]

6. damn that is funny

I am sure I have more experience making things wet than you do.

[Emile]

12. Love it! K&R

[orleans]

13. some of the twitter replies are pretty funny. thanks for posting this nt