The House Republicans are getting ready to impeach Joe Biden for ... ??

[Cyrano]

Okay, kids, it's guessing time as to why they want to impeach Joe.

Here's my guess. His dog bit a secret service agent, he overloads the White House freezers with ice cream, and his son has a laptop. -- The horror of it all.

So what's your guess as to why they want to impeach this dog loving, ice cream eating father?

Don't hold back. Let it all out.

[Ocelot II]

1. For being a Democrat and having legitimately defeated TFG,

and also because it's a performance for the base, to show that impeachment itself is a joke and that you can impeach anybody for anything if you want to - meaning there is no process to control a president. If, God help us, TFG is elected again, how can he be impeached no matter what he does if impeachment itself is meaningless?

[Voltaire2]

2. For stealing the election obviously.

Plus Hunter Biden’s dick pic. And stuff.

They are just going to make shit up. It is all performance. I’m surprised they haven’t done it already. After all, they need to impeach him three times.

[Jerry2144]

3. For making Hair Furious look bad

By being honest, capable, intelligent, competent, physically fit, and just all-around good.

[gab13by13]

4. To use it as an election talking point.

Magats can't justify what trump has done so they must bring Joe down to Trump's level.

That is their strategy and I'm sure the MSM will help.

[gratuitous]

5. Tut, tut - trifles!

Verdict first, trial later.

[Mz Pip]

6. Winning.

They’ve got nothing else.

[Cyrano]

7. He doesn't have a cat. Maybe he hates cats. Cat lovers everywhere want him removed!

[we can do it]

8. He does have a cat.

[Cyrano]

11. Really? My bad. But having a cat may be a reason for impeachment.

[tazkcmo]

31. He's such a panderer!

SARCASM!

[Ocelot II]

34. He has a cat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willow_(cat)

[getagrip_already]

9. For having committed a high crime and a misdemeanor to be named later...

Or, never. Probably never.

They will just charg he has corruptly enriched himself and his family and then he hid the evidence.

Then they will vote.

Remember, he hid the evidence so they can't produce it. It's his fault; it's on him to produce it to prove his innocence.

[WarGamer]

10. Rumor has it... in 1998 he left the house with one black sock and one navy blue sock.

[Cyrano]

12. Yes. I remember hearing about that. What a beast.

[underpants]

20. I hear two things

There may be tagless mattresses in his house.

He may have discussed a baseball game without express written permission

[Cyrano]

22. Isn't ripping the tag off a mattress a felony?

[underpants]

23. For the manufacturers yes.

https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/this-is-why-its-illegal-to-remove-a-mattress-tag/

[Scrivener7]

13. Didn't he wear a tan suit once?

They're just not going to let Dems get away with that twice. No siree.

[Cyrano]

14. Nah, that was the other guy they wanted to impeach.

[Diamond_Dog]

15. Because we impeached their guy

TWICE

[2naSalit]

16. +1

[mahina]

17. For kicking ass, petting dogs and eating ice cream

[Cartoonist]

19. He makes perfect phone calls.

[Emile]

21. They need a house vote to even look into it, I don't see that happening..

Someone will lose their speakership first.

[Norbert]

24. Because he is over 80 years old

Agism be damned. He must be impeached

[magicarpet]

25. Impeached Joe Biden for taking wild rides in his damn Corvette.

Every time he goes back to Delaware first thing he does is jump behind the wheel of that Corvette from hell. He tears a big black strip of rubber down his driveway and into the street headed for downtown.

Once there he does donuts and a smoke show trying to provoke someone to drag race with him down Main Street. For this he should surely be impeached at a minimum of 3 to 4 times.

A Yugo or a Kia would show so much more respect for Presidential decorum and discretion. But that Corvette from hell is certainly worthy of a Presidential impeachment. How could Biden take such liberties thinking it okay to drive such a high performance American car ?

IMPEACH HIM NOW - then lock him up in Leavenworth ! Then crush that Corvette flat as a pancake at the nearest auto salvage junkyard.

[magicarpet]

27. .

MTG,
Comer,
Jordan,
Gaetz,
and
Boebert, are now all screaming that the Corvette and Biden both get impeached forthwith.

[Talitha]

26. Cause he looks so damned good in jeans.

He's well-mannered and clean, too.
And in good shape.
Everyone loves him.
He's a real mensch.

[pwb]

28. They know not how to Govern.

I doubt they ever wrote a bill on their own. They copy democratic bill format and just make puke changes. They are dumb fucks all. IMO.

[yaesu]

29. They don't have enough votes in their own party to even start the process

Just the radical trumpets, many want to move on knowing it will be a train wreck for repukes

[maxsolomon]

36. starting it without a vote.

Pelosi did the same for Trump's Impeachment 2.0.

[Lunabell]

30. Probably for drinking the blood of unbaptized babies.

Or whatever bullshit the Q-publicans can come up with.

[Shermann]

32. Seven million felony charges do anything for ya?

Every one of those fraudulent votes in 2020 is a felony count. Thus far, archcriminal Biden has hidden the "good" evidence from those meddling kids at Fox News. That's some Lex Luthor level shit right there! But the gig might be up, Kevin McScrappy is on the case.

ZOINKS!

[Jrose]

33. For petting a dog without consent... and...

-for honoring 'rino' McCain on 9/11/23
-for saying there are not good people on both sides at the Charlottesville Nazi rally
-for telling DjT to 'shut up, man' at the 2020 debate, when he was constantly interrupted.
-for wearing dark 🕶️ to protect his eyes from the sun

[durablend]

35. Presidenting While Democrat

[maxsolomon]

37. The allegation is for taking bribes through Hunter Biden.

It's the same allegation * was impeached for trying to fabricate (the first impeachment).