Well well well, what do we have here ??? (yes I know this is petty & gossipy)

[underpants]

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[vlyons]

1. They all turn out to be such hypocrites

nt

[Rebl2]

85. Yep

[Emile]

95. "God-Fearing" Family Woman Hypocrite.

[Effete Snob]

2. Corey gets around

Wasn't he boning someone else on the Trump campaign?

I am in the wrong business.

[Ocelot II]

8. That he does. He's better looking than Steven Miller and TFG himself, but

if that's the standard... Eww. Beyond that I don't see the attraction.

[SergeStorms]

35. Hope Hicks...

I believe was one of "conquests" (that's would be their terminology).

[Midnight Writer]

37. He ain't nothing but a hound dog.

[maspaha]

83. Hey! Stop insulting Hound dogs!

My handsome basset hound boy is very loyal and faithful to me…until somebody else wants to give him food, or scratch his belly, or massage his long silky ears…but then again, he is a REAL hound dog

Sorry, I just need the comedy at Cory’s expense

[3catwoman3]

105. I'll suggest a small change...

…in the lyrics - He ain’t nothin’ but a horn dog.

[yardwork]

3. Democrats don't fight dirty enough, imo.

[TSExile]

12. YES!!!!

They need to start beating the Rs at their own game. So far, the only one I see really doing anything close to it is Senator Fetterman.

[soldierant]

61. Trae crowder gets around to

Senator Feteran in this (and it's the best part of the video IMO)

?si=d6i7zLrxA_Qeyd9w

[calimary]

34. Abso-fucking-lutely.

[Tansy_Gold]

36. My favorite word

[SKKY]

47. Fucking A! Fucking B, C, D, and mother fucking E!!!

We need to be willing to scrap in the mud like Republicans do. This taking the high road isn't working.

[calimary]

57. And this, TOO! All the e way to the end of the alphabet!

[AllaN01Bear]

4. family values , riiiiggggghhhhtt.

[Sneederbunk]

5. Not Hiking the Appalachian Trail, rather Climbing Mount Rushmore.

[liberalla]

31. Good one!

[calimary]

58. He's that well-um-endowed?

Climbing an ant hill may be more like it, but hey, I’ve never seen a photo of this “emperor with no clothes”.

[dlk]

6. Those who are the most self-righteous and judgmental usually have the most skeletons in their closet

They like misdirection.

[Sanity Claws]

7. Wasn't he involved with Hope Hicks too?

he has a history of DV, doesn't he?

[FalloutShelter]

10. Lewandowski share gets around.

YUCK!

[Ocelot II]

13. He's a pretty sketchy character -

multiple accusations of sexual harassment, public drunkenness, and assault. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corey_Lewandowski

[tanyev]

9. Womp womp.

[orleans]

25. that's what i was gonna post. lol. it's become one of my

favorite expressions used to express my sympathy toward republicon troubles

[tanyev]

32. Sucks for their spouses and any kids, but Noem and Lewandowski really deserve each other.

[rurallib]

11. I am confused now. Does adultery help her or hurt her in her bid

for Vice-President?

[PlutosHeart]

26. Haha!

Good point since they love to vote for crooks and liars who get away with things.

[Evolve Dammit]

39. Good question

[jmowreader]

68. Probably help, since Trump is a serial adulterer

[usonian]

14. Traditional marriage? Why, there's a long tradition ...

[iluvtennis]

52. Gilda Radner as Roseanne Roseannadanna - this brings a big smile to my face. Thanks for the post.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

63. Roseanne Rosannadanna was great, but

The picture above was Emily Litella.

[iluvtennis]

76. You're right...that is Emily Litella - thanks for the correction. I loved me some Gilda Radner.

[Pinback]

15. I will stoop low enough to point out this nugget from the Daily Mail article:

“Trashelle Odom - wife of a major Trump donor, construction executive John Odom - in 2021 claimed that Lewandowski followed her around, touched her leg and buttocks, and 'stalked' her throughout the evening during a Las Vegas fundraiser in September that year.”

Ok, I don’t mean to make light of sexual assault, even when it happens to the trophy wife of a Republican donor, but… Trashelle? Are we living in a Carl Hiaasen novel?
😳

[Effete Snob]

20. I saw that too

It's that fucking time machine those crazy scientists in Switzerland they fired up back in 2016 - the Large Hardon Collider.

I'm convinced it sucked us into some bizarro universe. They didn't start it up again until recently, and I think they are going to try to get us back where we belong.

"Trashelle"? Come the fuck on. Who names their kid that?

[Pinback]

27. "Large Hardon Collider"

[Effete Snob]

43. It's a huge machine in Geneva

Here's a paper about it:



https://indico.cern.ch/event/21917/contributions/1521182/attachments/354785/494212/Buchmuller08.pdf

[Pinback]

78. I've heard of the Large HADRON Collider...

https://home.cern/science/accelerators/large-hadron-collider

but your post was my introduction to the
‘Large Hardon Collider.”

The 8th grader inside me couldn’t help responding to the typo. An understandable flub: I see the source you’ve linked to contains the same typo! And even the vaunted BBC referred to it by that alternative name on air!!
https://metro.co.uk/2015/04/06/that-awkward-moment-the-bbc-calls-large-hadron-collider-hardon-collider-5136981/

[Effete Snob]

80. Hadron Collider?

What fun is that?

[maspaha]

87. Hardon Collider

Typo or not, it’s the comedy I need to deal with MAGA crap! And, I Thank You for making my day lighter.

Family values my @$$!

[geardaddy]

66. LOL

Sounds like a bad porn movie.

[Iggo]

106. Or a great one!

[geardaddy]

107. LOL

[SpamWyzer]

28. Here is Trash...

[calimary]

41. Well, she certainly dresses like it.

Unless she was on her way to the beach or poolside party… or “something “…

[MorbidButterflyTat]

70. These MAGAt women

have zero self respect.

It's sad. And gross.

[GopherGal]

88. Well, if she grew up with the kind of misogynists who'd name a girl "Trashelle"...

it slides into "nominative determinism" territory.

I feel like she deserves some pity. Just ick.

Like those girls named "Nakusa" - which means "unwanted" in Hindi.

[SouthernDem4ever]

100. She was dressed for church

[3catwoman3]

45. Trashelle? I had to Google that to see if that is...

...really someone's name. Her parents must not have liked her very much.

This would be a good first name for either Lauren or Marjorie.

[Pinback]

56. Belongs on this list...

[AllaN01Bear]

16. have had this " family values" nonsense shoved up my nose for years.

then i found out my late dad , a devout christian and democrat who got caught with his pants down with the lady next door and had a son. he then became non partizan , decline to state . left when ronald raygun left and when he retired left california to az and became one of them. ugh.

[republianmushroom]

17. He was quoiting the republican family values book, not yours. Theirs is different.

[Ocelot II]

18. She denies it, of course; but I'm reminded of what LBJ might have said:

This story may or may not be true, but legend has it that during one of Lyndon Johnson’s congressional campaigns he decided to spread a rumor that his opponent was a pig-fucker. LBJ’s campaign manager said, “Lyndon, you know he doesn’t do that!” Johnson replied, “I know. I just want to make him deny it.”

https://washingtonmonthly.com/2006/09/25/did-he-or-didnt-he/

[Haggard Celine]

101. That's probably my favorite story in politics.

Johnson did a lot of good while in office. If he had ended the Vietnam War, he would be regarded as one of the best Presidents.

[Blue Owl]

19. Another Friday GOP Tawdry Trash dump

[MorbidButterflyTat]

71. Literally!

[niyad]

21. Why is this suddenly news? I could swear it was discussed here quite some time

ago. Maybe dduring the last election? Anybody else remember this?

[Wingus Dingus]

33. I remember it too. At least a year or two ago.

[fargone]

72. Yes, definitely

[underpants]

82. Yep. She denounced it 2 years ago.

I must’ve missed that

[dchill]

22. Traditional is what you make it. I guess.

[Martin Eden]

23. Adulterous heterosexuals are OK with religious conservatives

But homosexuals im monogamous committed relationships are going to hell.

[Emile]

96. What will they do when they find out Boebert is dating a guy

who operates a bar that has drag shows?

[Martin Eden]

97. One of two things, maybe both

If asked, they will deny they know nothing about it and therefore can't comment.

They will vote for a primary opponent who passes the maga purity test but has less baggage.

[LisaM]

24. Wait, WHAT?

Please, please tell me she also lied on a gun application, because that will make my day!

[moonshinegnomie]

29. since she is such a devout christian deuteronomy 22:22

If a man is found lying with the wife of another man, both of them shall die, the man who lay with the woman, and the woman. So you shall purge the evil from Israel.

[Sky Jewels]

40. Hey, ya can't go against Gawd, right?

If it must be done, it must be done.

[calimary]

30. Well well well.

Caught with both her morals AND her pants down.

[Sky Jewels]

38. Jesus wept.

But I laughed.

[littlewolf]

42. don't pay much attention to this junk

both sides are very very guilty
JFK, Clinton, Edwards
so this is for the voters in her state
to work out ....
if you want to get in the dirt
go for it ... when you wrestle with pigs
you both get dirty...
trashing

[hadEnuf]

64. But we didn't run around claiming purity and being all sanctimonious like they did.

They deserve to be hoisted by their own petards.

Anything less is considered weakness by them and they will only come back at us harder the next time. They have no conscious and they only understand their own shit being dumped back over their own heads.

[SledDriver]

44. VI: Thou shalt not commit adultery

Last edited Fri Sep 15, 2023, 07:16 PM - Edit history (1)

[Effete Snob]

48. Well, I don't think they were comitting adutery

Looks more like adultery. Good thing that's okay.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

73. Whew!

That was close!

[hay rick]

46. As some like to lecture: "Character counts."

[cilla4progress]

49. JFC

That's all I got

[Ziggysmom]

50. But what about THE CHILDREN???????

?si=CN9blI_tKSZDTUhM

[dalton99a]

51. Kick

[IronLionZion]

53. The family values party is into it. See cheating Trump

[progressoid]

54. The GOP has obviously moved beyond the family values bullshit with the election of Trump.

[jayschool2013]

55. Ah, yes. Corey Lewandowski.

"I have no obligation to be honest with the media."

THAT Corey Lewandowski.

Asshole.

[edbermac]

59. Do you think MTG fragged her?

Wouldn’t be surprised.

[Quanto Magnus]

60. They tout 'family values'

for the sake of their base, but they don't believe in it for themselves.... Never have.


Newt Gingrich was a perfect example of this back in the 90's. Now it's Donald Trump, Marge Traitor Gargoyle, Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski....

I would bet most of all Republican politicians live by this 'alternative family values' philosophy despite them claiming otherwise to the public.

[lonely bird]

104. Don't forget

Saint Ronnie the Dim-Witted.

[enid602]

62. tRump trash

Well, at least she’s screwing an indicted member of the Trump team. She can’t be seen going with any old tRump trash.

[GoneOffShore]

65. Maybe they'll make pron together.

[BlueIdaho]

67. Republican family values...

As long as you can still get a little on the side - right MAGA morality squad?

[dchill]

69. South Dakota Honky Tonkin'.

[Vinca]

74. Isn't Lewandowski still married as well? They deserve each other.

[underpants]

77. Apparently so

[Warpy]

75. Well, that explains a lot.

Yeah, I can be petty, too.

[Kid Berwyn]

79. Neo-NAZI Power Couple

[Wounded Bear]

81. As always - IOKIYAR..

It's OK if you're a republican.

[True Dough]

84. You've got to Noem when to hold 'em

Noem when to fold 'em.

Noem when to have affairs.

Noem when to PUT THE TRASH AT THE CURB!

[underpants]

91. 👍🏆

[wryter2000]

86. I would have thought

She had better taste

[Emile]

89. Republicans are finger pointers, that way you're not

looking at them.

[underpants]

92. Great observation

[AllyCat]

90. They both suck but this is the Daily Mail

[underpants]

93. It's everywhere now

She denied it 2 years ago. Daily Mail is junk but they broke it. Looks like it wasn’t unknown.

[Hmongliberal]

94. Looks like she f- - cked around (FA) and

and now got found out (FO).

[underpants]

98. Another 🏆

[Skittles]

99. I don't consider this any of my business

but these assholes routinely judge the morals of others, so FUCK them

[Cha]

102. Fuck your "family values" Noem.

[geniph]

103. this is my surprised face (n/t)