Rep. Lauren Boebert issues statement after more video from the Beetlejuice performance emerges...

[demmiblue]

Rep. Lauren Boebert issues statement after more video from the Beetlejuice performance emerges, including that she did vape despite statements to the contrary. “it was not my or my campaign's intention to mislead, but we do understand the nature of how this looks”

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[tanyev]

1. It's funny she keeps doubling down on how excited she was to see a musical, supporting the arts, etc

What with her despising "wokeness" and all.

[LeftInTX]

69. She was "excited" all right!

She will just double-down on traditional forms of excitement.

"If I can get excited in a theater with my BF, so can you"

[SYFROYH]

98. I would have given her credit if she used the word aroused instead.

[Bev54]

85. Excited and no doubt drunk.

[Butterflylady]

2. Yeah she's sorry alright

Sorry she got caught lying 🤥

[Lovie777]

3. What a surprise...........

she's a liar.

[Lunabell]

4. Liar! Liar! Liar!

She's only sorry it was caught on video. Wake up, Lauren. It's the 21st century and video is EVERYWHERE!! Plus, her date's conduct of feeling up her breast in public is hardly a "family value". WWJD? He damn sure wouldn't fondle a woman's breast in public. GOP: hypocrites as usual.

[hatrack]

5. And Hermione Hick didn't write a single fucking word of it . . .

Had enough, Colorado?

[niyad]

49. Why are you insulting Hermione?

[hatrack]

54. Nothing against Ms. Granger - it just scanned well . . .

[niyad]

58. How about hopeless? hysterical? heretical? hubristic?

[Johonny]

70. Pretty much.

[PatSeg]

71. My first reaction as well

She does not have the mastery of the English language to write such an apology, though it sounds like she was channeling Ronald Reagan, "My heart tells me I was not vaping, but my mind and the evidence tell me otherwise".

[ariadne0614]

6. What's with the "we" business?

Only she alone can fix her.

[yardwork]

7. Wait. A U.S. Representative gets so "anxious being in a new place"

That she vapes unintentionally and then doesn't remember doing so?

Hold up here.

[brewens]

8. That vape juice must be some good shit if she doesn't even remember it. n/t

[bucolic_frolic]

14. !!!! x10

[bottomofthehill]

60. Remember, it's Colorado, so you may well be on to something there.

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

68. Yeah, that's been my interpretation of this all along.

[brewens]

93. She could be a cigarette smoker that just never allows herself to be seen smoking but that in itself

is chickenshit for someone with her views. Was the boyfriend taking hits? If she was and he wasn't, that might be a clue. She's addicted to nicotine and he's not. Of course, maybe he's not s toner and she is, but it usually doesn't work that way.

[LeftInTX]

89. It was beetle juice....

[ratchiweenie]

9. What a load of horse pucky. She didn't mention that she's sorry she was almost jerking

her date off in public. This woman is very sick and probably has no idea how sick she is. Sad.

[LenaBaby61]

10. "She didn't mention that she's sorry she was almost jerking her date off in public."

THAT PART 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

She and Noem are filth buckets, masquerading as Christians.

[brewens]

18. C'mon! She was helping him butter his popcorn! LOL n/t

[Shermann]

48. No popcorn for me thanks!

Although that buttering job sounds like satisfying work.

[Paladin]

11. Not even close to good enough. Resign immediately. (nt)

[JustAnotherGen]

12. I hope Frisch

Hammers this incident in ads. And the lies that followed.

She has no business sitting in the same chamber as Lauren Underwood. She doesn't have her polish, grace, accomplishments, or character.

For me - It's about putting these garbage people in their place.

[bdamomma]

31. I think

Her opponent Mr. Frisch is going to get a donation from me.

[ShazzieB]

99. No kidding.

She has no business sitting in the same chamber as Lauren Underwood. She doesn't have her polish, grace, accomplishments, or character.

I could make a long list of people she has no business sitting in the same chamber with, but I'll sore my fingers the typing and let you all use your imaginations.Seriously, there are tons of people in the House whose shoes Bobo is not fit to polish. (And some others she fits right in with, unfortunately.) It's funny, isn't it, how most of the former are Democrats and most (if not all) of the latter are Republicans?

[JustAnotherGen]

100. A Tale of Two Laurens

Underwood just dies her job and doesn't embarrass herself or her party.

I hope she's in Fed Gov for a long time. I want her in charge when I'm elderly.

[ShazzieB]

102. I agree, Underwood is awesome!

[hlthe2b]

13. Given the R-rated public groping, I doubt it was the musical that had her so "excited."

Skank is not gender-specific, so I'm going to use it here.

[twodogsbarking]

15. I don't believe she wrote that.

[3Hotdogs]

19. YEah. I doubt she knows how to compose a sentence of more than two words....

And the first word is, Fuck.....

[moose65]

28. Me either

Whoever wrote this knows how to put together a complete sentence and knows how to convey tone.

Boebert herself would have doubled down and said, "Yeah I did it. Want to make something out of it, snowflake??"

Interesting that she refers to herself as a "private citizen." Nope - you're not. While you are in elected office, you are NEVER a private citizen, whether you claim to be or not.

[drmeow]

96. Your private citizen remark

was exactly my first thought.

[Duppers]

52. Exactly!

Her publicist did.

[utahguy925]

67. Is well written

I agree, there is no way she wrote that piece. She doesn't have the corn in her head to come up with that.

[Rebl2]

86. Corn in

her head. That’s a new one for me. No way she wrote this. She has never come across as humble in what I have seen of her. She acts more like a bratty teen to me.

[twodogsbarking]

90. I question whether she could read it. No joke.

[Eugene]

94. Looks like a standard PR boilerplate I-let-you-down-but-I-will-do-better-lets-move-forward statement

Maybe not crisis communications quality, but likely a staffer.

[HootieMcBoob]

16. She also doesn't mention

That she called the pregnant woman sitting behind her who asked her to stop vaping a miserable human being. Or that she and her date were blatantly groping each other in public!

It really blows my mind that this person was actually elected to the House of Representatives.

[LeftInTX]

73. That's the worst part of this.

I recently saw some pretty shockingly bad PDA in the line at Dollar Tree. I really thought they were gonna "go all the way" in line.

These days, I don't think the public cares too much about all that....After all it was heterosexual stuff and pretty much within the realm of normal, so it will be OK with Christian voters. ("I'm just a normal human, with "normal" desires".)

The only thing was that it was in a theater. Gotta wonder though: "What do others do at the theater"?

[The Unmitigated Gall]

17. Asshole repuke who elevated intolerance

And bigotry to an art form requests tolerance and understanding after hanging her own shit out in public.

Fuck her.

[radical noodle]

38. This 100%

[dem4decades]

20. Hilarious she uses the word "grace" twice when taking about herself. Will she win back her voters

support by jerking them off one voter at a time?

[Aristus]

34. Well, she's got two hands.

She’ll need to double her efforts if she wants to get re-elected.

ATTEND THE NEXT LAUREN BOEBERT RALLY! THOUSANDS WILL BE COMING!

[Traildogbob]

42. The trump

Double fisted shuffle can give her the skills for that act.

[NowISeetheLight]

21. Yeah Right

Articulate apology... does anyone really believe she wrote this? LOL

[marble falls]

22. What about the public groping? The flash photos, the sing along? ...

... she's toast. Family values my hiney.

[LeftInTX]

74. I don't think she's toast among her voters.

Her past was well-known before she was elected. I don't think they care too much about the groping.

The rudeness to the pregnant woman is a different story. We will see.

[marble falls]

75. I will bet that she is not re-elected. She knows, it too. $10 to the DNC?

[LeftInTX]

76. I hope not. Her opponent will have an edge in a presidential election due to turn out.

Her base will still support her. I forget his name, but if he wins, it's not going to be by a wide margin.

[marble falls]

77. I don't think she'll win her primary.

[LeftInTX]

78. I think she will

[marble falls]

80. She even admits she's angered her base with her antics. There's woman hating beyond MAGA challenger

... going to primary her.

[LeftInTX]

88. We'll see. Betcha 10 cents, she will win the primary.

If she loses, I owe you 10 cents or a token or a sticker or shoutout...Lol

[marble falls]

91. Yer on!

[Hugin]

92. Like smoke from the Vatican...

If a “D” accidentally shows up behind Gropebert’s name on Fox. The powers will have spoken and she’s toast.

On the brighter side, she got to hand select her replacement.

I’m with you though, this made a mockery of an artsy musical. If it would have happened at a showing of “The Sound of Freedom” she would have been picking up her things off of the Capitol grounds by now.

[Raven]

23. As my mother used to say, "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

[TNNurse]

24. It would be interesting to know who wrote this.

She has someone on her team who is actually literate and articulate. We need to find out why in hell they support her.

[gopiscrap]

45. exactly

[paleotn]

25. Yea, whatever. Inbred jerk.

[Emile]

26. Is there proof some in her district are defending her?

[ananda]

27. This typical Republican non-apology is.. something.

!@#$%

[CaptainTruth]

29. Rep. Lauren Gropebert

[bdamomma]

30. Boebert

what a waste she is, I hope she losses her seat.

[AZLD4Candidate]

32. Bang Bang Barbie. . .Redneck Barbie. . .Caribou Barbie. . .three skazwags, three faces of the modern

Republican Party.

[residentcynic]

33. Grace

Her idea of handling her divorce with "grace" is exactly what I'd expect from her.

[Conjuay]

35. Some PR lackey

is trying to save that person from herself.



If it sounds coherent.that person didn’t form the message.

[Generic Brad]

41. A lacking PR lackey

Boebert is a turd that just cannot be polished to a shine. All she has done is smear herself further.

[vlyons]

36. How it looks? Not great, rather sorry actually

and what's she doing carrying a vape into a theater? Let me guess. She equated it with being home watching a movie on TV.

What I see is a woman with no self-control over body, speech, and mind.

[SledDriver]

37. "I've tried to handle it with strength and grace as best I can..."

[bucolic_frolic]

39. Where are the GOP Morality Police?

crickets

[DonCoquixote]

40. I do not trust her as far as i can throw her, but

As far as apologies go, especially GOP ones, this factually sounded somewhat sincere in that she accepted responsibility and admitted she was wrong. Compare this to a Trump apology.

[3catwoman3]

51. Comparing this to a Trump apology would be...

…hard to do seeing as he’s never given one. Plenty of excuses and rationalizations, but no apologies.

[niyad]

53. But she did not write it, nor does she mean a word of it.

[gopiscrap]

43. two things

first of all, she didn't write that.
second, I have been extremely excited at times in my life, but never have I ever grabbed someone's penis in public as a reaction to that excitement

fuck her, she needs to resign, classless piece of shit that she is

[Crowman2009]

47. +1

[Crowman2009]

44. Excuses, excuses

She's always acted like this in public, before and after her divorce. Notice how she gives the old "I do not recall" excuse that Alberto Gonzales use to give congressional hearings.

[Hugin]

46. Aw, she's lost the incel vote.

They don’t like seconds.

It’s hard to pay for it when you’ve seen them giving it away for free.

[relayerbob]

50. I wonder if she remembers she the public fondling?

[Martin68]

84. All she has to do is watch the videos.

[mwb970]

55. What a totally worthless person this is.

In the sense of "completely lacking in value or usefulness".

[niyad]

56. Apart from all the other observations here, granny b, you are telling us that you,

'"a strong supporter of the arts" (and what was your vote on NEA funding, again???), have never been in a theater before?? Exactly which "arts" do you support, with proof???

Quite a role model for your children and grandchild.

[Hugin]

61. I'm going to go out on a limb and say...

A ho-down in a hayloft is the bar “art” has to pass by her definition.

[niyad]

64. Hmmm, I think that you are correct.

[Wednesdays]

57. That statement reads as though it was written by ChatGPT

Or by a very incompetent PR team.

[Hugin]

59. One in the same.

Both are collections of Internet scrapings.

[moonshinegnomie]

62. you dont forget vaping

especially when you're asked not to do it by someone and then get tosse dout for it.

just another lie

[jcgoldie]

63. "enthusiasm for the musical"

Gosh I thought I'd seen some good shows, but none have ever made me so enthusiastic I was compelled to start jacking off the guy next to me!

[WmChris]

65. Vaping what?

I believe there is a leagle drug in Colorado that sometimes affects short term memory.

[Pacifist Patriot]

66. A drunk blackout by any other name.

[catbyte]

72. "...the natural anxiety of being in a new environment..."

Yeah, I can understand it. A musical is a far cry from her usual entertainment venues such as klan meetings and cock fights. Give me a goddamned break.



Do better next year, CO-03 and kick this piece of crap to the curb.

[CanonRay]

79. "Grace" is not a term I'd associate with Bobo.

Trash, yes.

[Sanity Claws]

81. did not apologize or even acknowledge

her inappropriate sexual activity in public.

[Martin68]

82. She was obviously high as a kite. Imagine this person having a security clearance...

[lpbk2713]

83. She was a cheap date.

Take her to a movie and then go home and get a BJ from a sitting Member of Congress.

Not bad when you consider PACs spend thousands of $$ to get results.

[capechacon]

87. Aside from being the obvious political whacko was that she is...

....the woman is clearly and aggressively off her rocker. To my eye, the real elephant in the room here is how the hell did this nut case scrape up enough mouth-breathing voters to get herself elected to the US House of Representatives?? I mean WTF????

Maybe it's finally time to move to a small town the south of France?? C'est la vie....

[Silent Type]

95. Thought writers were on strike.

[SoFlaBro]

97. Boebert is in FULL HEAT ready to rut with the first person who asks to grab those cans.

nasty

[SoFlaBro]

101. Boebert is a sloppy fucking animal. Disgusting web-cam performer who loves being a pedophile.

few

[FreeState]

103. There is a 34% probability this text was entirely written by AI

8/14 sentences are likely AI generated.

That’s what I get as a result when putting her statement I. Here.

https://gptzero.me/