The entire Gropebert saga may never have gone public had she not lied

[malaise]

on the pregnant woman who asked her to stop vaping and generally disturbing other people.
If she were a member of the Democratic Party they would already be calling this lying, uncouth no class vulgarian to resign.

The only thing she will ever grasp is her date’s penis and in public to boot.
The so called trauma of divorce is a stupid excuse.
I'd love to hear from AOC, Ilhan Omar and Nancy Pelosi on this one.

Thanks for this gift you deplorable piece of trash Gropebert

[getagrip_already]

1. The guardian is calling out the groping!!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/16/lauren-boebert-apology-beetlejuice-video

The CCTV video also shows Boebert’s guest fondling her breasts after they had taken their seats for the musical performance. Boebert is also seen petting her guest’s crotch in the venue whose patrons often include children and their families.

Gotta love the bits.

Where is the American media?

[True Dough]

2. "Gotta love the bits."

I think they were showing (inappropriate) admiration for the "bits."




And your DU screenname seems quite apropos considering the circumstances here. A double entendre even!

[getagrip_already]

3. I claim spell check....

Yeah, that's it, spell check....

[orangecrush]

39. ...

[NJCher]

40. you fit the definition of "mindful"

Someone who notices.

[malaise]

4. The Guardian is the best newspaper on the planet

bar none

[usaf-vet]

16. Totally agree!

[Traildogbob]

34. Nice kidneys

Though for a grandma. Give props.

[rubbersole]

47. Best kidneys money can buy.

[Traildogbob]

62. Did she get

The gubment discount like Melania? You would hope our money would be used with that in mind.
I was procurement in charge of ordering all our Natural Rescuers equipment in my Division at college. We had to take the lowest bids to purchase. Those look like high end Kidneys. Top dollar. How about an investigation into not following rules of government procurement? She should at least be made to go with lowest bidder. Then they may have actually looked like grandmother kidneys.

[rubbersole]

64. Melania got hers from the GRU.

Under asset procurement. Vlad was glad. Best $500 he ever spent.

[Traildogbob]

65. What!

She had kidney surgery while being First Lady. And Vlad paid? Seems not legal.
Get a special council right in that. Kentucky Gomer! Should be in her bank records.

[NowISeetheLight]

5. Gropebert

It would be a great Billboard. The picture of her being groped and VOTE FOR GROPEBERT when she runs for reelection. Put them up on her district.

Maybe some Democratic Congressman should introduce a bill against groping in public... The "Save our children from grooming gropers" bill... and get giant posterboards like MTG had with Hunter as examples.

[malaise]

6. She wrote this script for Dems

They'd better cash in

[TSExile]

51. See, that's what's the problem with the Dems.

They're too nice!! They pull punches. They're not willing to beat these bullies at their own game. The only one I see who is willing to do so is Senator Fetterman. Wish more would follow his lead.

[demosincebirth]

59. You are so right. As a political party, we lack huevos!! We want to be nice.

[TSExile]

60. There's a time and a place for nice...

...and right now is not it!!!

[NowISeetheLight]

70. Absolutely

I hate to lower myself to that level.. but that seems to be a lot of America understands anymore. Dumbing down can work.

[patphil]

7. Bobert's idea of having a "strong grip on reality".

[malaise]

9. You expect this shit from teenagers

And don’t forget what made this go,public.
Lying about vaping and other disruptive behavior. No decorum, no decency, no basic manners, no fucking control. Who are these deplorable people?

[Ocelot II]

15. Even teenagers tend to confine their making out to the theater balcony.

[magicarpet]

8. White Trash Privilege..... by Bang bang Boebert....

Not only is she the most politically astute person in Washington DC. But her fake ballooned up boobies are so desirable men can't manage to keep they roaming hands off of them even in public.

Let's go out to a public theater, gross out the audience,.. acting like white trash adolescent teenagers even after repeated warnings. Then get thrown out of the premises for being too disruptive to other paying audience members looking for a relaxing night out at a public venue.

Boebert's white trash me, me, me degree of selfishness is absolutely astounding.

This is habitual two year old infantile conduct - by a 36 year old woman who refuses to act her age out in public.

[malaise]

12. You nailed it

[NJCher]

42. totally

[2naSalit]

54. More than she can...

imagine! I hope it haunts her forever.

[JI7]

10. We need to hear from Republicans on this. The media needs to show a clip

of her and her date feeling each other up in the theater and ask what they think and many other questions related to it.

[marble falls]

11. She changed the issue from being crass and stupid to dishonesty. Baad move in the era of CC cameras.

... people knew she was crass, lewd, and crude. But only assumed she was a liar, and she went proved it.

[malaise]

13. Thoughtless as well

A true deplorable

[marble falls]

14. Well, she has a very small brain pan, she's naturally low wattage. About short bus level.

[TSExile]

24. Yup

Apparently, she never learned that it's better to be thought a fool and be silent than to open up your mouth and remove all doubt.

[marble falls]

27. And she certainly removed all doubt. She's a prolific liar, just not a very convincing one.

[IA8IT]

17. SD Gov. Kristi Noem and her with their men should double date at family values meetings

in Family Values IOWA

[malaise]

18. The family values party

[NJCher]

45. a long time ago

back when they invented that "talking point," I had a student tell me she wanted to write a paper on "family values." I said, "you want to write a paper on a republican talking point? "

She honestly did not know it was some of their invented bullshit.

[malaise]

48. Bwaaaah

You have to laugh

[spooky3]

57. She knew it would be a very short paper. Easy peasy! Nt

[thesquanderer]

19. Another example of being caught by the coverup/lie rather than the action. n/t

[cbabe]

20. Curious if theatrical production company or venue will fine or file lawsuit for illegal recording?

[yellowdogintexas]

26. If those are CC cameras, they belong to the venue, and the production company

would have known they were there.

These days, it is more and more important for venues to have CC cameras, in case of a horrible incident (such as a shooting)

[cbabe]

30. I was referring to Boebert illegally recording the beetlejuice show.

[yellowdogintexas]

67. somehow I lost the context. sorry. nt

[Martin68]

21. Oh, it would have gone public. The lying just made it worse. There many of us who want her out of

Congress, and that clearly includes the management of the Buell Theatre.

[NJCher]

46. yeah, because

if you look at that footage, somebody had to put it together. First thought out of my head when I saw it. She has no friends at the Buell.

Most likely anywhere, really. What she does have is a grope partner.

[bucolic_frolic]

22. Gropebert is a great name

I've referred to her as Boobert for months here or there but it never caught on.

[malaise]

23. She gave us gropebert

We should,use it😀😀

[wnylib]

36. I like to call her Bubo for the pustules that

gave the Bubonic Plague its name. Fits her character and there is the double entendre with the word "boobs."

[rubbersole]

52. Grandma Gropebert.

Another family tree without branches.

[malaise]

66. Adding these for some laughs

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=18278018

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218278213

[rubbersole]

68. Hilarious!

Thanks m!

[Old Okie]

25. Gropebert

I still think she was high on whatever she was vaping. Either she thought she was in an adult film theatre or she regressed to her teenage drive in movie behavior. But she definitely brought a lot of unwelcome attention to herself. We will have to wait to see if it is too much for the people who voted for her or it is a case of IOKIYAR.

[malaise]

28. Agree

That was not normal behavior

[wnylib]

37. Well, not normal for most people,

but normal for Bubo, the plague of American politics.

[NBachers]

61. I think the male voting segment who would lust after her and be envious of her date will be fine

voting for that luscious piece of X X X.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

71. Ick

[JanLip]

29. Gropebert saga

Thanks for the laugh. What goes around comes around. BoBo has no business being a law maker.

Jan

[Mblaze]

31. I'm waiting for the media

to do an Anthony Weiner on her but they all seem to want to protect Republicans.

[Josiesdad]

32. Watching that video makes one wonder if Boebert's wardrobe choices...

...reveal something more than lots of skin. She doesn’t seem to be able to tell the difference between trashy and sexy and would seem to gravitate toward the former. Someplace in this chasm we see the key to her world view. I also appreciate the fact that when she and her date left the theater that she grabbed her phone and he schlepped her purse out and carried it for blocks (leaving her middle finger free to keep the conversation going).

[LiberalFighter]

33. I wonder how many in her district behave that way?

[Traildogbob]

35. Congress reps

Need a raise if they can’t afford a room for play time away from their spawn.

[Iggo]

38. Almost everything bad that's happening to R's right now...

…wouldn’t be happening if they didn’t lie about it.

How many time do these idiots have to be told “It’s not the crime. It’s the coverup.” before they get the message?

Infinity and never?

[VGNonly]

43. Groper McVapor Von Trampstamp

[malaise]

49. That covers everything

😀😀

[PCIntern]

50. Great!

First class takedown!

[Maru Kitteh]

69. What you just did there? That is ART.

[deurbano]

44. I'd like to hear from Katie Hill, too.

[malaise]

63. Yes

[txwhitedove]

53. All too true, horribly funny. Her poor boys will have to live with this sad joke.

[justgamma]

55. She probably met the bf

at one of the drag shows he hosted at his bar. Lol Wonder if she charged him.

[CrispyQ]

56. Her district almost kicked her uncouth butt out last election. It was a nail-biter.

Maybe next time.

[malaise]

58. Hope so

[LisaL]

72. I kind of doubt it would have stayed private considering it's on video.

But whatever...

[malaise]

73. Security video

Which they no doubt watched to see if she was vaping. Evidence.😀😀😀