Suggest a title for Florida Man's biography

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[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. Good ones!

[True Dough]

2. Just one word:

TRAITOR!

[rsdsharp]

3. I'm more partial to Putin and the Putz.

[johnp3907]

4. Traitor.

Here's the theme song for the movie adaptation:

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[DBoon]

5. which one? Trump? DeSantis? Gaetz?

among many other corrupt tin-pot dictators Florida has produced in the last 10 years.

I assume it is Trump, but there are so many other choices

[TheBlackAdder]

6. Flowers for AlgerDon

[TheBlackAdder]

7. A checkers theme -- King Me!

[TheBlackAdder]

8. Chauncey Gardener

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Could be a Scottish saying from Rev. Johnathan Swift (1738): His Father Was Born Before Him.

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LADY SMART: Well, Ladies, now let us have a Cup of Discourse to our selves.
LADY ANSWERALL: What do you think of your Friend, Sir John Spendall?
LADY SMART: Why, Madam, ’tis happy for him that his Father was born before him.
MISS NOTABLE: They say, he makes a very ill Husband to my Lady.
LADY ANSWERALL: Well, but he must be allowed to be the fondest Father in the World.
LADY SMART: Ay, Madam, that’s true; for they say, the Devil is kind to his own.
MISS NOTABLE: l am told, my Lady manages him to Admiration.
LADY SMART: That I believe, for she’s as cunning as a dead Pig; but root half so honest.
LADY ANSWERALL: They say, she’s quite a Stranger to all his Gallantries.
LADY SMART: Not at all; but you know, there’s none so blind, as they that won’t See.
MISS NOTABLE: Oh, Madam, I am told, she watches him as a Cat would watch a Mouse.


It essentially means that his wealth and all that he is only exists because his father set him up.
If Donald was born first, he would never achieve any prominence--just floundering through life.

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[FSogol]

10. The Scum Also Rises.

Apologies to Skip Williamson and Hunter S. Thompson

[usonian]

11. GIVE ME LIBRIUM OR GIVE ME METH!