Jason Boebert's mea culpa via Facebook

[CatWoman]

wonder what he did?

https://www.facebook.com/jayson.boebert/posts

Jayson Boebert


To the people of Colorado’s 3rd District and across the nation, I am writing to address the deep concerns circulating. Watching the attacks against Lauren, I feel the people should know the truth of our broken marriage and burden she has carried for too long.

I want to start out by acknowledging that Lauren has always been an exceptional wife, mother and now grandmother. She has provided me with love, support, and honored me through every misstep. Her strengths were always used to cover my weaknesses. Throughout our 20 years together, she has been my rock, my confidant, and my best friend. Her unwavering commitment to our family has been truly admirable, and I am devastated by the pain I have caused her.

I take full responsibility for my actions, and I deeply regret the choices I made that led to the breakdown of our marriage. I was unfaithful to Lauren in so many ways. I should have always brought my best just as she did. My actions were selfish and thoughtless, and I failed to consider the consequences they would ultimately have on the person I hold dearest in my heart.

Lauren in so many ways. I should have always brought my best just as she did. My actions were selfish and thoughtless, and I failed to consider the consequences they would ultimately have on the person I hold dearest in my heart.

This has been a devastating divorce that I hold all responsibility for. It upsets me that everyone believes she left me over fame or a new lifestyle. That is far from the truth. Then again, most of what’s said about our family is untrue. Another battle we have faced together for too long. Much of this is on me because the problem starts at the root. I am the root.
The hurt I caused Lauren was not only significant but also something she carried within her, burying it deep inside, while continuing to love people and our country fearlessly with a smile each day.

Since our separation, I have embarked on a journey of self-reflection and personal growth. I have come to understand the importance of honesty and loyalty, and. I am committed to becoming a better man, one who can fully appreciate and reciprocate the love and kindness that has been demonstrated to me.

Lauren, if you are reading this, please know that I am dedicated to doing everything in my power to rebuild the trust that has been shattered. I stand behind you. You are the hardest working person I know, selfless and overflowing with love. I hate the attacks that are coming your way. In part, this is my fault and you don’t deserve this.
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I am asking for you all to show grace and mercy towards Lauren in this troubling season. She deserves a chance to earn your forgiveness and regain trust. I have broke her down in so many ways, but she will come out stronger as she always does, and so will I.

[Fullduplexxx]

1. Oh jeezuz spare me

[Cha]

11. lol.. best reply.

[malaise]

28. Ditto

😀😀

[tanyev]

2. She didn't look terribly burdened in that video from the theater.

Looked like she was having a rip-roaring good time until those “meanies” made her leave.

[dweller]

3. 🤢 🫣

I wonder who wrote that …

[CatWoman]

6. it's obvious he didn't

[dweller]

12. It must have been

Iggy Dicker from Jersey Shore … or sumthin : shrug:



✌🏻

[GP6971]

4. Bullshit!!

Please spare me this utter crap.

[hlthe2b]

5. Meh. Jason, your're likely a total creep. I'd bet you are. So too, is that rancid soon-to be x-wife

of yours. And, yes, she deserves every damned thing that is coming her way. Nasty hate-filled diatribes have abounded from her in the past years since she decided Congress needed no one with education, intelligence, ability, or understanding--just MAGA hate-- and that she was best able to fill that "need."

May she receive back every bit as much of what she has directed toward others...

[CatWoman]

8. maybe he's trying to get her back

they both were making a pretty penny courtesy of the US Government

[msongs]

7. so what does the bible say about her behaviors? hmmmm nt

[dem4decades]

9. An exceptional wife? AR-15s in her kid's hands on a Xmas card? Is this guy the exposer?

[Maru Kitteh]

20. Yes, he's the man who whipped it out at the bowling alley to underaged girls. nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

39. Yep. That might be the problem.

He may have been whipping it out at more places than a bowling alley. Like weddings, funerals, classrooms, sermons, job interviews, meeting the Pope...

[IA8IT]

10. Well... They'll need to negotiate family holiday plans for years to come.

Superior Dance (Church Lady) can wait until then.

Evenly matched turds IMHO

[herding cats]

13. I wonder how much he got paid for this?

It reads like and feels so fake and an obvious payoff to me.

[dflprincess]

25. She may have just promised to turn a blind eye

the next time he hits one of the kids.

That's the kind of person she is.

[herding cats]

31. That's possible.

Either way it's disgusting.

[Solly Mack]

33. My first thought.

[rsdsharp]

14. If Lauren "always brought her best,"

I’d hate like hell to see her worst.

[highplainsdem]

15. Wonder which Republican donor convinced him to try to salvage her reputation?

[Walleye]

16. Geez I just threw up in my mouth a little bit reading that

Of course the little lady is all emotional so she can’t be expected to be responsible for her actions

[LiberaBlueDem]

17. She hates you?

Well, she sure hates America as well. How could she be such a b...h? She has shamed America and must pay for her sins.

[senseandsensibility]

18. To me this shows that they're really scared

by the blowback. Hemight be getting spousal support from her govmint salary and doesn't want her to lose her job.

[AntivaxHunters]

19. LoL Lauren definitely has his Facebook password

She wrote that I flippin' gurandamntee it 😂

[Kaleva]

21. Written by AI?

[Recycle_Guru]

22. I deeply apologize to Dick Cheney for getting shot in the face by him

[Enter stage left]

23. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT EXAMPLE OF...

AI.

This is why serious writers, columnists, and authors are warning us of artificial intelligence...and Lauren & Jason are prime examples of artificial intelligence.

[Deuxcents]

24. Her press secretary has been hard at work

Beats me how she can keep her staff

[Hortensis]

26. Hope CO's CD-3 decides she "deserves" to be fired.

And that they deserve better.

[lpbk2713]

27. "And Lauren, let me know when you want to take in a movie with me."

"I'll wear some loose fitting pants."

[magicarpet]

29. Oh for goodness sakes,....

.... go down to the local bowling ally. Find a group of some young ladies. Whip your dick out and wave it around. That should make you feel more perky.

With any luck Bang-bang Lauren Boebert will be there, seeing it is a public place, and offer to give you a hand job or fellatio if you get real lucky.

Cheer up sport. Your last days of sexually harassing young girls has not yet arrived. Splash on some Old Spice head to toe and hit the nearest cocktail lounge. "Accidentally" leave your pants fly down and don't wear any underwear, rub up against the young chicks, you'll be back in the action before you know it.

Bring your adolescent boys along and teach them the ropes. You don't want your boys to remain virgins for too long - or they might turn purple or God forbid - pinko. Which is very much frowned upon in your neck of the woods out in cowboy country.

[NowISeetheLight]

30. All I Can Think

Alli I can think is there is a payoff for him somewhere.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

44. Yeah, his $600k oil and gas industry job.

They probably don’t need that borderline pedo if his “wife” no longer has a seat in Congress

[JustAnotherGen]

32. Well

At least they are equally worthless.

[Aristus]

34. You'd think registered sex offenders would know to shut up

and stop making the problem worse.

[Delphinus]

35. ...

(we need a vomit emogi)

[Bristlecone]

40. We have one.

[Delphinus]

41. Thank you

I looked all over for it! Now I know what I'm looking for.

[Bristlecone]

42. ColonPukeColon

But use the actual :

[blogslug]

36. Ian Brady apologizes for Myra Hindley

Ferdinand Marcos apologizes for Imelda.

Harry Helmsley apologizes for Leona.

Knock yourself out JaYson. You're both trash.

[LuckyCharms]

37. He typed that on a laptop in a bowling alley. With his penis.

[bullwinkle428]

38. A shit-load of money changed hands in this most recent effort to

create sympathy for her, and make her as palatable as possible in her re-election efforts.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

43. Someone doesn't want to lose their oil and gas no-show job and the goose that lays the golden eggs

[Johonny]

45. She could regain my trust by resigning . . .

[Raine]

46. WTF!?!?!? 💩 🥴 nt

[ismnotwasm]

47. Boy there is a shit-ton of damage control surrounding Boebert

she and her soon to be ex-husband are equally repugnant. I wish them the worst

[msfiddlestix]

48. Talk about click bait. I thought we'd get a revealing of whatever mental condition she seems to be

suffering from. an explanation of what the hell is wrong with her and what caused it.

jhc.

[CatWoman]

52. why do you consider this "click bait"?

[msfiddlestix]

55. In the context of her horrible behavior, we are treated with this piece of trash addressed to her, when it should be an apology to her voters.

which is what is generally presumed in any other similar context. a huge apology to the voters as well as to her Congressional Colleagues.

[ecstatic]

49. Bobo is a grown woman and she's responsible for her own actions.

Nice try though. 🙄

[Vinca]

50. That's nice, but it still doesn't explain her behavior in a public place.

Boebert is only now getting a taste of what she routinely dishes out. And it's well deserved.

[hatrack]

51. Gosh, that was so heartfelt and touching that it . . . .

Fuck this shit.

[Wingus Dingus]

53. Colorado 3rd is hopefully saying, "Um, yeah...we're going to find someone

who isn't a hot mess, thanks."

[Chautauquas]

54. He's as honest as she is

and by that I mean, he's a fucking liar.

[cloudbase]

56. She left him for a Democrat.

What more needs to be said?