Does anyone else think Matt Gaetz looks like a vampire?

[scarletlib]

Every time I look at him that is what I see.

[Hekate]

1. Definitely, definitely creepy!

[jimfields33]

2. No. Just a frat boy type.

[mitch96]

3. "looks like a vampire?" He IS a vampire sucking the life out of our democracy... nt

[Deuxcents]

7. My first thought, exactly.

[NoMoreRepugs]

4. He is just a silly rich boy pretending to be important.

[pwb]

5. I noticed his head seems big.

And his eyes are close together. Maybe inbred.

[sinkingfeeling]

6. I thought he had a pink suit on today. Saw him on the news tonight. Might have

been beige.

[Coventina]

8. More like Frankenstein's monster, IMHO.

I think one of the universals about vampires is that they are supposed to be magnetically attractive, to lure their prey in.

Gaetz makes me want to don a chastity belt and throw away the key!!!!

[Attilatheblond]

20. That's what I see too. His daddy made him to be a monster

It's a class thing.

[calguy]

9. I think he looks more like a prick than anything.

[Takket]

10. he looks like the love child of Beavis and Butthead

[senseandsensibility]

25. I was gonna post that he looked like Beavis or Butthead

I couldn't remember which one. To me, he looks like the one with brown hair, but your answer if funny!

[walkingman]

11. I think he looks like a frustrated sexual predator.

[Grokenstein]

12. I see a low-ranking Psychlo, but that's a little obscure.

[Turbineguy]

13. He needs a stake in his heart.

[pandr32]

14. He looks like the Chucky doll to me.

[Wonder Why]

19. I agree with your assessment! Right on!

[Comfortably_Numb]

15. That forehead makes me wonder if his parents are cousins.

[hlthe2b]

16. I find him to be really unpleasant to look at---which fits his persona

[Hassin Bin Sober]

17. .

[The Unmitigated Gall]

18. Maybe a vampire...

Who ran straight into a brick wall while chasing an underage female?

[no_hypocrisy]

21. I just see an asshole.

But then again, I lack whimsy.

[grumpyduck]

22. My parents taught me to never

make fun of someone's appearance or compare them to characters. It was improper, they said, and a sign of lower-class childishness. Not what civilized adults would do.

That being said, hell yeah I think he looks like a vampire.

[TSExile]

23. I have a visceral reaction to this guy...

...because he looks creepily similar to this one guy I knew in high school who was, well, a real creep. The same build, mannerisms and dark hair in a pompadour. He's nothing more than an entitled, enabled frat boy who wouldn't be where he is now without papa's money and connections.

[fredamoss3]

24. I thought he came from planet of the apes.

But he just looks plain evil.

[OAITW r.2.0]

26. He looks like a dickhead.

Just like his politics.

[dragon61]

27. YES! But a vampire that only attacks the young.