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LoveMyCali

(2,032 posts)
4. I'm not a bartender or mixologist
Fri Sep 22, 2023, 11:01 PM
Sep 2023

but I do know that whatever is in this drink, it needs some chocolate syrup running down the outside of the glass.

TSExile

(3,275 posts)
7. I am not a bartender, in NYC or otherwise...
Fri Sep 22, 2023, 11:58 PM
Sep 2023

...but how about tears mixed in with hair dye, with a sour grape garnish?

usonian

(13,303 posts)
8. Oh, you already named it. I was going to suggest Flaming Rudy. Anyway.
Sat Sep 23, 2023, 12:03 AM
Sep 2023

Dash of PIG'S ASS Barbecue Sauce



One fifth of Trump Vodka (imitation)



FIRST:
Pour barbecue sauce down shorts. Why? Because it's


SECOND: Take the fifth.

THIRD: molest someone with a skirt.

FOURTH: molest self.

FIFTH: Insult the waitress

WAIT! That's too many steps!


SIXTH: Disguise yourself before the police arrive.

"

SEVENTH: Attend anti-drag rally.




jmowreader

(51,322 posts)
11. This could be entertaining
Sat Sep 23, 2023, 01:28 AM
Sep 2023

This will take some skill as it’s a layered cocktail.

For the Giuliani part, 1/8 ounce of…
Galliano
Irish Mist
oUzo - the first O is silent and no liquor company makes booze that starts with U, so we use it
Limoncello
The Ileach Scotch Whisky
Apfelkorn
Negroni
…and poured over Ice.

For the Crazy, 1/8 teaspoon of booze from every bottle in your speed rail, plus one vividly colored selection - preferably one as red as his lipstick.

Gently float the Crazy on the Giuliani.

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