Is this before or after we rake the forests?

[bigtree]

Acyn @Acyn 5h
Trump: We can actually dampen our forests with water that costs us nothing that will come pouring down. If you had dampened floors, you wouldn’t have forest fires

Link to tweet

Jesse Ferguson @JesseFFerguson 4h
Trump has official gone from 'Rake the Forests' to 'Dampen the Floors' as his solution to extreme heat from climate change.

[Retrograde]

1. I've heard of this water that sometimes falls from the sky

rain, I think they call it. We don't get any of it here as a rule between April and November, and that's if we're not in a drought year. So, Donnie - what do we use to dampen the forests?

[sinkingfeeling]

4. How can you not have water when.it's free?

[bigtree]

5. he just thinks about it and it rains

...Presidential Rain Act.

It does that for you if you're a star.

[rubbersole]

2. Makes perfect sense. Maybe he could piss on it.

[keithbvadu2]

3. Gonna need a bigger cognitive test!

[Martin Eden]

7. TFG's cognitive lapses and mental deficiencies

Are orders of magnitude worse than ANYTHING President Biden has exhibited.

Yet somehow Biden's age (just 3 years older than Trump) are deemed a bigger risk on the Oval Office?

[Mr.Bill]

9. As someone said here a few days ago,

the biggest problem with Biden's age is she's black.

[Solly Mack]

6. Well, the rising sea levels should help with that.

Idiot.

[LiberaBlueDem]

8. Leaf litter holds water

So don't rake. Never rake.
Indeed, if you just let forests be forests it will rain a lot more on forests.
The best and cheapest co2 collection is done in unraked forests.

One would think the stable genius would not have to be told any of that. It's as if he's a clown.

[yonder]

10. Other than a golf course or other manicured landscaping,

when is the last time tfg visited a park, walked a dirt path, a beach, a streamside or experienced any other natural setting?

Have his gouty toes ever felt sand or grass or anything other than shoes and socks?

Has he ever caught the wild scent of spruce or pine or a new-mown meadow after a fresh rain?

Have his ungloved fingers ever got so cold they hurt or he sweat from actual exertion rather than arrhythmia?

I'm going out on a limb here and gonna say nope and never — nothing other than viewing an external world from the inside of a car, plane, a building, a golf cart on a comfortable day and always surrounded by his yes-men, keen to jump at every bark.

[Disaffected]

11. Inane blathering and

the audience claps like trained seals.

[kimbutgar]

12. Says a guy who has NEVER in his life mopped a floor or done housework.

[dchill]

13. Whew! What a relief!

I was really getting concerned about climate change.

[onethatcares]

14. I was getting concerned too

it's good to see he has a plan...

[dchill]

16. I'll admit it - I never even thought of that!

[dalton99a]

15. Canada, are you listening? Dampen your forests!

Prevent them from burning and making so much smoke

[PA Democrat]

17. So a great big sprinkler system to dampen the forest floor

that is also FREE? Like rain? Has Donnie Dumbshit figured out how to control rain?

WTF is he talking about? This idea sounds as smart as injecting bleach into the body to cure Covid. Just how stupid do you have to be to support this moron?