You're the lifeguard at Mar-a-Lago and Donald Trump is drowning in the pool...

[bigtree]

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You're the lifeguard at Mar-a-Lago and Donald Trump is drowning in the pool. You can either rescue the former president or take a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph; do you select high contrast color film, or do you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

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[hlthe2b]

1. Can I shoot with the camera at the same time I throw in an

ANCHOR?

[NotASurfer]

10. With his BMI he might have enough fat to be naturally buoyant

Good precaution, that

[marble falls]

2. Can I get a hamberder poolside while I consider?

[GopherGal]

21. Make sure it's cooked to "well done "

Keep sending it back to the kitchen until it meets your standards. Then ask for a bottle of ketchup…

[dalton99a]

3. Try to achieve an image with optimal natural lighting from different positions and angles

Take time to experiment and verify

[Pharlo]

4. I would take a photo, but it's time for my 10 minute break.

But, as soon as I come back to the pool, I'll do my best to save the drowning victim.

[FarPoint]

5. I would have to save him as that would be my job.

No regrets essentially because it's not my place to do harm to anyone.

[PCIntern]

8. I'd be on break...

[FarPoint]

22. If luck was on my side...

I would be on a break and let another make their choice...

[The Unmitigated Gall]

6. Do I have my portable martini kit and a supply of ice?

Not much of a drinker now in my 50’s but I’ll sure as shit shake one up to that.

[dweller]

7. Hold my beer 🍺

I think I can pee now
(strolls to poolside)

✌🏻

[Cheezoholic]

9. Oh there's only one choice for sure...

[Delphinus]

24. Gosh,

what a great song! Thanks for putting that in - dancing in my seat.

[SWBTATTReg]

11. Knowing tRUMP and his attitude and mannerisms, he would first complain that someone was on his

property illegally and also illegally swimming in his pool. All while the person is close to drowning or in fact, already drowned.

Then tRUMP would sue their estate, for dirtying his pool etc.

[usonian]

12. For duty and humanity, I would throw him a lifesaver.

[MiHale]

13. I'd throw in an electric lamp...

Makin sure it was plugged in…only for extra lighting.

[llmart]

19. Best reply (solution) yet.

Bet his ugly hair would stand straight up in that scenario.

[usonian]

14. Not a Pulitzer, but

[Hermit-The-Prog]

15. Sorry folks, everybody out, NOW. Gotta close the pool...

A huge orange turd has been seen floating in the pool. It's gotta be closed until the Health Dept can get here to give us the all clear.

[essaynnc]

16. How dare you guys! You are so mean and don't see the ONLY answer....

Throw him a couple of concrete blocks !!!!!!

[ProfessorGAC]

27. I Was Thinking Barbell

Same idea, different method.

[Earth-shine]

17. Trick question! Have we ever seen Donald Duck actually take a swim?

The only exercise he gets is driving his golf cart.

He never let himself be photographed in swim trunks.

[Takket]

18. You're the lifeguard at Mar-a-Lago and Donald Trump is drowning in the pool...

what do you order for lunch?

[KS Toronado]

25. Hamberder & covfefe to be eaten in the breakroom.

[roamer65]

20. I bet Dump leaves an orange ring around the pool.

Best to leave him right where he is to test my theory.

[dchill]

23. It's gonna be a screen grab from my Tiktok vid.

[Sancho]

26. ...I would go with color so the red ketchup that I tossed into the air provided contrast...

...to the golden locks floating on the surface and the cloud of orange dissipating in the water around the white whale.

[RainCaster]

28. I would need a pee break first

In the pool of course.

Then I would announce to the MAGAs present that I am here to save him, right after the government shutdown he ordered is over. They need to respect his desires, and let him save himself. After all, he is a billionaire.