Lol, Defendant

[bigtree]

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar 12m
it doesn't look like he's having fun in court (Getty)

[we can do it]

1. Die muthafukka, blow a gasket and keel.

[malaise]

2. Meanwhile

I am having lots of fun😀😀😀😃

[bigtree]

5. it's pure joy

...

[sinkingfeeling]

3. I think he had his hair professionally done for this big event. Notice the

gentle wave in the first photo.

[SheilaAnn]

4. Got my hair all fluffed and sprayed for this? n/t

[bigtree]

8. lighter spray tan

...just sitting on top of his skin like someone poured a diet coke over his head.

[a kennedy]

12. Yah, I actually thought it was gray when he was babbling outside the courtroom.

Does look a few shades lighter than the original strawberry blond.

[SheilaAnn]

13. Bwah! It really does, poor thang.LOL. n/t

[NowISeetheLight]

21. Almost

I wonder if it's some kind of "orange negating" tan spray... to make him look less like a Mango?

[Iggo]

23. Is it that weird peach-colored tint he's been wearing all weekend?

That’s some spooky looking shit.

I think I prefer the orange.

[Diamond_Dog]

6. How many hours did he spend

in front of a mirror rehearsing that ugly sour expression?

[2naSalit]

9. My take...

Looks like he was up all night raging at full volume. He looks all screamed out.

[wnylib]

16. Looks to me like he's trying to do a "mug shot lite" image,

strong and intimidating, but not quite as thuggish.

A practiced look. Something he worked on after the rage tantrum.

[2naSalit]

19. Yeah...

He's trying to pull off the mug shot look but he's too off balance (ha!) to get there. And his make-up/hair... yikes.

What a hot mess.

[Probatim]

7. The expressions on his lawyers' faces are priceless.

She's dropping bricks and the dude looks like he's whacking mice with hammers.

Meanwhile, tfg is slumped over like he's trying not to be seen.

I love it.

[magicarpet]

10. The Tangerine Traitor says:

I am the richest man on the planet by far,.. and they have the audacity to haul me through this kangaroo court.

[onethatcares]

15. then it gets right to the chase with

"Will the DEFENDANT please rise"

[gratuitous]

11. You know who doesn't have to be in trial today?

Everyone the defendant bad-mouthed over the weekend.

[czarjak]

14. Crooked Hillary. Of course?

[Talitha]

17. That's a diaper-grunting face.

Push harder donny, it'll come out.

[lastlib]

20. With an expression like that, he'll have to flush 10-15 times,,,,

then call the plumber. I hope the NYC sewer system is up to the task....

[brush]

18. Getting so tired of seeing photos of this criminal defendant in court.

Just put him in jail already.

[lastlib]

22. I'll never tire of seeing photos of him behind bars!

although I might take 'em and decorate his face a little bit.......

[brush]

24. Behind bars, sure, but just sitting in court...no.

Like I said, put in jail, already.