(**NSFW**) tfg's hair (pic from NY Fraud trial)

[iluvtennis]

🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[NoMoreRepugs]

1. Thank goodness I had my coffee cup handy - massive spit take - YUK.

[iluvtennis]

3. Glad your cup was handy.

[NoMoreRepugs]

8. Indeed. TY. That pic is grotesque - yes, I am sharing it widely.

[homegirl]

38. Hey Donald,

you always pay and TIP your hairdresser!

[KatyaR]

50. I had food in my mouth, I almost spit it out.

Disgusting.

[LuckyCharms]

2. Jesus Christ.

Just get a fucking haircut like a normal person, Donald.

[2naSalit]

51. +1

[jcgoldie]

4. better angle

than his face

[Permanut]

49. Not sure..

As Corporal Klinger told Sergeant Zale,

"...if my dog had a face like that, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards."

[maxrandb]

90. I had a Retreiver/Colley mix

Poor guy ate a stick and ended up with any impacted anal gland.

Vet had to shave my dogs butt so he could lance and drain the abcess. I still remember the smell BTW. How the vet didn't pass out is beyond me, but I digress.

Anyway, my poor pooch got the cone of shame, but when he walked by, his rear end looked exactly like Donnie Dipshits face, complete with the orange straw ski-jump.

It's why I always describe Donnie "Short Fingers" as having a face like a shaved Golden Retrievers ass.

[chicoescuela]

5. I hope this is a real picture but I'm not getting my hopes up

[wnylib]

55. It's real. I saw it yesterday on a news site.

[chicoescuela]

78. That makes me very happy

[rzemanfl]

6. I'm a year younger than that POS and have all my hair.

Why don't I have a cult????

[HAB911]

7. Blind spot in his mirror

[Stardust Mirror]

9. an absolutely clean pate surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front

From Michael Wolff's Fire and Fury, a passage recounting Ivanka Trump's description of her father's comb-over: "She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate – a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery – surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the centre and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray."

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[iluvtennis]

10. Wow 🙄, thanks for this post. n/t

[malaise]

67. 😀😀😉On the floor,lauh8ng here

[diane in sf]

82. Great instructions for the 4 way combover ;-)

[Spazito]

11. It looks like an ass...

which is appropriate.

[megapuzzler]

12. The parting of the Red Sea!

[wnylib]

58. Or the Head See.

[Patterson]

84. Strawberry Sea.

[iluvtennis]

13. Here' a video from 2018 of tfg getting on Air Force One where your see the bald spot as well

[zuul]

18. The thing that was living on Trump's head has escaped and agreed to testify against him.

Link to tweet

[iluvtennis]

19. LOL - too funny 😂. n/t

[pandr32]

59. A section of thin hair tied to a weave, literally a flap! Flapping around!

I am not sure who he is trying to fool the most--us, or himself.

[msfiddlestix]

83. .....

[Judi Lynn]

86. Dead ringer for the Phantom of the Opera from the black and white movie:

[EYESORE 9001]

14. I can't expound upon what it reminds me of

Suffice to say, it’s a bit ‘ladylike’ in nature

[Sky Jewels]

35. Aaaand in the front...

[EYESORE 9001]

39. What a cunning runt

[Sky Jewels]

40. ...

[Fullduplexxx]

75. what is that above his tie?

[The Polack MSgt]

96. Necklia Minora

[Jose Garcia]

15. Reminds me of

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

27. Yep!

[RedSpartan]

69. Except Anakin was redeemable, and redeemed.

[Sane1]

16. He's Got Mange!!

I swear he's got what our neighbors' dog had.... Mange!!!!

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

17. I think what he actually has is alopecia areata.

It's an auto immune disorder that causes hair loss.

[yardwork]

20. I think he has male pattern baldness like lots of people.

But his narcissistic personality disorder won't let him accept that, so instead of shaving his head, getting a haircut around the bald spot, or wearing a toupee, he goes to ridiculous lengths to cover it up.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

22. The huge bald patch in the back

is not typical of male pattern baldness.

[obamanut2012]

36. That is because of the surgery he had decades ago

He has male pattern baldness, tried to fix it while still married to Ivana, it didn't work.

[iluvtennis]

60. Yep, a post above indicates that. n/t

[wnylib]

61. I read an article about his divorce from Ivana that explains part of

the hair loss problem. According to the article, his hair was either thinning or so fine that he wanted it to look thicker. Ivana recommended a hair transplant specialist to him that someone had told her about. The result was a bad job that left a noticeable bald spot.

Donald was so angry with her over it that he beat her, pulled out strands of her own hair, and then raped her. She reported that in her divorce filing, according to the article, but later recanted and withdrew it. My guess is that he threatened her into withdrawing it.

Knowing how vengeful Trump is, I suspected that he killed Ivana as soon as I heard that she died. Would explain the condition of her grave, too.

I'm thinking that normal inherited baldness which shows up with aging adds to the original bad hair job, making it much worse looking. Inherited male pattern baldness is sex linked. The mother passes on the gene which is expressed in any sons who inherit the gene from her.

[zuul]

21. I knew it!

Link to tweet

[Stardust Mirror]

29. fake picture

the tattoo actually says "Property of Putin"

[JoseBalow]

41. That one is on his ass

[CatWoman]

23. ....

[iluvtennis]

24. Exactly. n/t

[ZonkerHarris]

25. looks like a Georgia O'Keefe painting

[C_U_L8R]

26. Scooby Doo, where are you?

Time to unmask the grotesque villain.

[Torchlight]

28. The Emperor's New Wig may need a replacement.

Few doubts many in his fan base will emulate this 'new' style. I might suggest that to my magat coworkers. In the spirit of bi-partisanship and generosity, I'll supply them with the clippers.

[Bayard]

30. Billboard time again

"He lies about everything."


Is this for real?

[catbyte]

31. ...

[Vinca]

32. OMG - I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type.

[Delphinus]

34. Oh my ...

that is truly a frightening image ... of what though?

[catbyte]

45. It's a flannel moth caterpillar

'Trumpapillar': Fluffy Caterpillar Looks Just Like Donald Trump's Hair

Tia Ghose
September 28, 2016



New photos have revealed a bizarre, big-haired beast lurking deep in the Peruvian Amazon, and scientists noticed that the odd creature bears a striking resemblance to a certain U.S. presidential candidate's famous (or perhaps infamous) hairdo.

The flannel moth caterpillar (Megalopyge opercularis) sports fluffy, orange tufts that look suspiciously similar to Donald Trump's hair. As such, the researchers who encountered this creature have dubbed it the "Trumpapillar," after the Republican presidential candidate.

Wildlife photographer Jeff Cremer was scouting in the Peruvian Amazon, when he came across the bright-orange, luxuriant fluff ball. [7 Most Misleading Animal Names]

"I was putting on my boots, and someone said, 'Hey, check out this caterpillar hanging out,'" said Cremer, who captured photos of the larva in all its hairy beauty. "Sure enough, it was Donald Trump's hair hanging on a branch."

snip

Full Livescience article

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Btw, it's venomous, just like Benedict Donald.

[calimary]

42. OMG! What is that?

I know trump’s hair has a mind of its own, but SHEESH…

[catbyte]

47. See my explanation above, lol

[calimary]

94. Hilarious!!!

The Flannel Moth Caterpillar! Wow! Spit 'n' image! Or spittin' image! (I never could figure out which one was correct.)

[twodogsbarking]

33. Please someone photoshop bugs in that thatch.

[blogslug]

37. Here is a similar photo from Getty Images, from today

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/former-us-president-donald-trump-arrives-for-the-third-day-news-photo/1705723375

Sorry. I can't embed or hotlink this one.

[FakeNoose]

64. Screenshot

This is actually a copyrighted photo (not fake)

[iluvtennis]

68. Thank you 🙏 n/t

[MorbidButterflyTat]

91. Uh oh....

whoever "did" his "hair" is in trouble!

Another reason he ran away from NY today.

[calimary]

76. Uh-oh... somebody's bare backside is showing...

[dawn5651]

43. completely bald under that comb over that he thinks looks good...lmao

[leftyladyfrommo]

44. He thinks he has a glorious head of hair. And he like

lots of water coming out of his shower .

[catbyte]

48. Well, he can't see it so he probably thinks it doesn't exist.

[Cherokee100]

46. That's it

That's how his brains managed to escape.

[Traildogbob]

52. He should at least paint it

The same color of that mug. I hope this goes far and wide. Billboards come to mind.

[NBachers]

53. Skull Ass

[Blue Owl]

54. FF45's Feathered Fiasco

[FakeNoose]

65. Good one!

[RedSpartan]

70. The thing is

This shows that he would actually look pretty good bald. Definitely a Lex Luthor thing going on, which I would think he would appreciate. Too bad he is such a pathetic, insecure little man.

[iluvtennis]

81. I recall the photo from when tfg was in office. Someone made a cool GIF of it. 😂 n/t

[BlueIdaho]

56. Why do you think he wears that stupid baseball cap?

The hat is the best friend of a bald guy. He’d be better off with a toupee- but he’s so fucking cheap he’d end up getting a wig from a thrift store and making do.

[peggysue2]

57. The man's bald

Instead of leaning into it, Trump ends up with this grotesque mess.

So manly!

[Grammy23]

62. I am waiting for the day that asshat

Has to go to prison for a long lock up. No access to his strawberry blonde hair dye, no bronzer, no fancy combs and brushes to rearrange his coiffure. No one to style his hair either and definitely no fancy shampoo, sprays and shellack to hold his cotton candy confection together. Maybe they’ll decide for hygiene purposes that his hair needs to be cut off. I’ll do a happy dance for sure!

[Mr.Bee]

63. All Three

When I was growing up, there was a general mistrust for anyone having 'beady little eyes'.

When I was a boy, there was a phrase, 'Don't trust anyone over thirty'.

When I was an adolescent, there was an idea someone with a comb-over was hiding something.

Amazing, as a senior, these have all gotten lost over the decades!

[Conjuay]

87. my dad used to call a comb-over

an “Immigrant” style - it goes from one coast to the other.

[ramapo]

66. Gross

Really really gross🤮

[allegorical oracle]

72. The WH doctor said in 2018 that tfg has male pattern baldness --

Donald Trump takes Propecia for male-pattern hair loss, White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson revealed on Tuesday, along with other new details from the president’s routine physical examination.

Jackson, who examined Trump last Friday and declared him to be in “excellent health,” offered more information in Tuesday’s White House press briefing, where he listed the medications Trump takes.

In addition to Propecia, Trump, 71, takes Crestor for his cholesterol, a daily aspirin for heart health and a multivitamin.

https://people.com/politics/trump-takes-propecia-baldness-white-house-doctor/

[Artcatt]

73. Way to rock your Brand, orange boy!

[LeftyLucie]

74. This post needs a NSFW tag ...

[iluvtennis]

80. Done. Welcome to DU @LeftLucie.

[mercuryblues]

77. Hair furor

The hairor

Hairlarious

He won't be donating to Locks of Love, anytime soon.

[Tribetime]

79. Looks like a baboon's ass... Sorry to the baboons

[Mossfern]

85. Why doesn't he

just shave his head?
There's no shame in being bald.

[Skittles]

88. gawd

he is one creepy fuck

[MorbidButterflyTat]

92. +1

[dclarston13]

89. Haha he has a landing strip!

[Blaukraut]

93. If he 'let his hair down', he'd look like a well-fed Riff-Raff n/t

[Emile]

95. He calls that Strawberry Blond.