Lauren Boebert for House Speaker

[LudwigPastorius]

Because, when she encounters stiff resistance, she's willing to reach across the aisle.

[dchill]

1. That's distastefully, absolutely true!

[Traildogbob]

36. She does

Have nice kidneys though.

[Shermann]

2. I see what you did there! nt

[inthewind21]

3. True

But she's not that good at discreetly blowing smoke!

[gohuskies]

4. Boeboert needs 2 hands to wield the gavel

The party of family values strikes again!

[Funtatlaguy]

5. We know she can pull a fast one

[whopis01]

43. Lol. n/t

[Disaffected]

6. She would be ideal.

When she throws a party, everyone comes.

[lastlib]

33. She would certainly have matters well in hand......

But how would she bang the gavel when she's bangin--um--never mind..............

me

[Kaleva]

7. She'll not only be banging the gavel ...

[Elessar Zappa]

11. Lol!

[keithbvadu2]

8. It'll be fun watching MTG's head explode.

Boebert would be a hands-on Speaker.

[Emile]

9. Good one!

[Meadowoak]

10. Well, that's handy.

[getagrip_already]

12. At least we know she will be a hands on speaker......

And when she talked about dating 20 years ago at age 16, gaetz suddenly started paying attention.

[pfitz59]

13. With her in charge

The House will come together.

[LudwigPastorius]

18. She does seem to have a firm grasp of...

the hard issues that rise from time to time.

[COL Mustard]

38. I just threw up a little

At the thought of her getting anywhere near my junk. Damn.

[Behind the Aegis]

14. Tell her the gavel is a Democrat.

She'll only handy job....er...handle it once!

[NNadir]

15. Fortunately I had no liquid beverages in my hand when reading this.

I hate having to get a new keyboard.

[mwooldri]

16. Hard pass from me.

Republicans screw us over enough already. I'm fed up of getting shafted.

[Blue Owl]

17. She'll request the minority whip it out

[William Seger]

19. ...and she like to keep abreast of how her colleagues are feeling (nt)

[Quanto Magnus]

20. Oh snap!

eom

[orangecrush]

21. ...

[Codifer]

22. Boobert needs this job

like she needs a bag of republicans.

Oh..... wait, did I get that right?

[twodogsbarking]

23. Don't shoot yer eye out Lauren.

[Evolve Dammit]

24. good one!

[mvd]

25. Good one

After all, she does have experience reaching out to a Democrat - lol.

[JohnnyRingo]

26. hHahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[aggiesal]

27. Well, at least across the leg n/t

[rambler_american]

28. And

She's not afraid to handle the hard issues that come up.

[NowISeetheLight]

29. Pocket

Boebert "HI Matt Gaetz"

Gaetz "Hey Lauren"

Biebert "Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"

[bluescribbler]

30. OOOOH!

That's cold. Accurate, but cold.

[Gore1FL]

31. Don't be silly; she won't reach across the aisle. She'll reach around the aisle. nt

[paleotn]

32. Careful now. She's a professional.

[Backseat Driver]

37. So I guess we'd bi-partisanly be obliged to call her "Madame" Speaker.

though it's definitely a House of Ill Repute. These representations, symbols of language, have no audio but do represent a normal adult response to "lust in my heart." Must I buy indulgences of repentence at the Thomas & Alito shop?

[paleotn]

41. : -)

[LymphocyteLover]

34. badum TISH!

[Xavier Breath]

35. On the plus side, if she ever finds herself in Trump's current legal situation

she probably won't mind a gag order.

[sakabatou]

39. *snort*

[richdj25]

40. Am sure she would

Insist on hand jobs for all members of congress.

[maveric]

42. Howler of the House.

[bluedigger]

44. A firm hand where it matters.