Where should The Don serve time?

[struggle4progress]

24 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	USP Florence ADMAX in Colorado
	5 (21%)
	Guantanamo Bay detention camp
	13 (54%)
	A gator-infested razorwire re-education facility at an undisclosed location in Florida's swamplands
	2 (8%)
	Any psychaitric hospital for the criminally insane that still offers lobotomies and electroshock
	1 (4%)
	Space Force's experimental Mars Penal Colony
	1 (4%)
	Malebolge: hell's circle eight (for frauds)
	0 (0%)
	Cocytus: hell's circle nine (for traitors)
	2 (8%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[House of Roberts]

1. The Pandorica.

[ProfessorGAC]

2. The Moon?

We know how to get there.

[JHB]

12. The Moon is expensive, and there's a weight allowance.

But at least NASA would take an accurate measurement of his mass.

[ProfessorGAC]

14. Good One!

Of course, they only have to have the lander go down. Take-off calculations not needed.

[EarthFirst]

33. I mean; does he actually have to get there...

…technology can be fraught with errors.

[JHB]

37. All I'm saying is that it would be cheaper to contract with OceanGate...

...to build a deep-underwater holding cell. I mean, with their track record, they probably need the money.

[lastlib]

3. Would the Copiapo mine in Chile be an option?

I think there would be enough room in it for the entire crime ring....

[twodogsbarking]

4. In a zoo.

[Jerry2144]

5. All of the above, consecutively

[Mr.Bill]

6. Alcatraz.

With him as the lone prisoner.

[Submariner]

7. Give that turd a Gaddafi ending

in a Mar A Shithole sewage culvert.

[doc03]

8. Do the Florida prisons still have chain gangs?

[electric_blue68]

19. Bwah! 😄

[Shermann]

9. An ordinary cell in an ordinary white-collar prison

...for an ordinary amount of time with an ordinary cellmate and ordinary freedoms and restrictions eating ordinary cafeteria food.

The exotic punishments sort of imply he is extraordinary in some way. He is not.

[struggle4progress]

24. If he has Secret Service protection, he won't have a cellmate and won't be mixing

with general population

[Grey]

28. This is just perfect.

What is the sentence for ordinary treason?

[brewens]

10. A special cell in the White House so Joe can go in every once in a while and poke him with

a stick or whatever.

[2naSalit]

15. ...

[electric_blue68]

20. Baaahahahahaaaaaa.... And Hillary can drop in and wave her emails* at him!

* inspired by one of my favorite Hillary v drumphf in prison memes 😄👍

[usonian]

11. Karma says: a buoy on the border, with barbed wire.

What we do to others, we do to ourselves.

[Wicked Blue]

13. Twelveworth

not 'Levenworth

[lpbk2713]

16. Nextdoor to a sewage treatment plant.

...

[captain queeg]

17. Where ever it is, don't allow any communication with outside world.

I think Sherman had a good point, just treat him like an ordinary criminal. That will be rough on his ego. I don’t think he should mix in with the prison population. There might be enough trumpers that would protect him.

[brooklynite]

18. None...

I’m in this for Justice, not vengeance.

[pink]

21. He should already be in Guantanamo Bay on remand.

If anybody else had committed the crimes that he did, they would be held pending trial. If its because he's running for president that he's still on the loose, that should be a precedent for anyone else who wants to commit crimes. If you get caught, just say that you're running for president.

[electric_blue68]

22. So many good choices! 😄👍 How about a ...

How about a wooden hut w no electricity, or running water on a small Florida island surrounded by razor wire, and alligator infested waters? No cell phone. No golf clubs.

I did vote Guantanamo. Max prison would be second choice.

[Chainfire]

23. Spandau

[struggle4progress]

25. They tore that prison down decades ago

[PJMcK]

26. Six feet underground (n/t)

[BluesRunTheGame]

27. In a converted shipping container parked inside the tire bay at an abandoned Wal-Mart...

The rest of the store could be set up as a walk-thru exhibit detailing his life of crime. When he finally croaks the container could be pumped full of concrete and serve as his final resting place and the rest of the building could become his presidential library.

[area51]

29. Siberia. Back to mother Russia for #DementiaDonnie. n/t

[Maru Kitteh]

30. A moon colony for one. We can outfit a bunch of these stuffies with red MAGA hats and they

can attend his "rallies," cabinet meetings, golf outings, and 1930's style military parades. They can be his FoxNews hosts, his children, his Diet Coke valets and one of them can spank him with a rolled up newspaper.We can have some solar drones follow him around i.e. The Truman Show and beam it back to Earth. Make it available 24/7 to the entire Planet for free so that those so inclined may be entertained, and as a warning to future generations.





Sound good?

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

31. Cuba doesn't deserve having him on their doorstep

And he doesn't deserve living in what many would consider paradise. It's not my idea of it, but I know most people do think that way about tropical islands.

[Emile]

32. What, no Georgia Chain Gang?

[Shrek]

34. For which conviction on which charges?

They're in different jurisdictions and carry different penalties.

[Judi Lynn]

35. More time to work out some fresh grudges & dance moves for his "undereducated" disciples.....

More:
https://www.sadanduseless.com/trump-in-jail/

[DFW]

36. I hear Elba has some free rooms............. n/t

[lastlib]

38. Hell.

Satan needs a backup. And a valet