Lauren Boebert is available...divorce finalized.

[likesmountains 52]

Why did she bring the poor baby?
https://coloradosun.com/2023/10/10/lauren-boeberts-divorce-finalized/

[DemocratInPa]

1. Its actually shame how crazy and insane she is cause honestly..

She is very attractive.. I will never say anything bad about her looks, but that still doesn't erase or compare to her back ground and how insane and hateful she is.

[struggle4progress]

6. Any such mistaken impression all goes away once she opens her mouth

[TheBlackAdder]

27. She reminds me more of Last Call Desperation at Closing Time

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[catrose]

31. My very sweet companion...she's a hundred but she's wearing something tight

[Celerity]

7. I would hate to see what you think is ugly

Gropebert looks like a wet woodchuck with bad fake tits

[leftstreet]

25. Did taxpayers have to pay for those...new kidneys?

[Celerity]

28. Probably paid for with a tRumpa-dumpa style campaign nifty-grifty slush fund

Tits Ahoy! Campaign Committee Fund

and

Meemaw's New Knockers Super PAC

[allegorical oracle]

41. Kidneys are all she's got. Rest of her looks like a nine-year-old child. nt

[TheBlackAdder]

30. What's your take, Foy?

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[Polybius]

44. She is ugly when she's mad or opens her mouth espousing her crazy views

When just walking and staying silent (like in the link with her attorney), she is an attractive woman.

[PJMcK]

9. I get what you've written

Boebert is sort of good looking/sexy in a porno-sort of way.

But she's a complete ass. That's a bigger turn off than anything about her physical appearance.

To paraphrase Judge Judy, Boebert never learned a fundamental fact of life: Pretty is fleeting but stupid is forever.

[struggle4progress]

45. "Beauty is skin-deep. Ugliness goes all the way to the core"

[PJMcK]

46. An even better quote! (n/t)

[Happy Hoosier]

13. No accounting for taste, I guess....

but she is not at all attractive to me.

[Solomon]

35. Me either. I don't see it.

[EYESORE 9001]

32. Sorry, rabid marmots leave me cold

[Norbert]

39. She is the definitive example....

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

[LiberalFighter]

40. Her personality determines if she has beauty.

And that includes the words coming out of her mouth.

And she does not have true beauty.


There are plain looking people that have more beauty than her because of what is inside of them.

[ZonkerHarris]

2. That's handy.

[likesmountains 52]

10. Ha!

[wcmagumba]

3. Ewwww, I don't find her attractive in any possible way...old white guy....nt

[Maru Kitteh]

4. Why do she and her lawyer have matching outfits? She brought her grandson because

trash don't teach itself how to rot. Got to start 'em early.

[Celerity]

12. and what's up with her lawyer wearing halfway to strippper level platform heels?

[Maru Kitteh]

17. Hey,

she works hard for the money

[Celerity]

18. lol

[Emile]

33. LOL

[PufPuf23]

22. I know the answer! The photo with the cash and pole is the attorney.

Pardon the marginal attempt to be funny on this not so funny day.

Peace.

[Celerity]

24. Lol

[LiberalFighter]

43. Is that her second job? Being an attorney? Or just posing as one?

[RKP5637]

5. Yuck!!! n/t

[PJMcK]

8. I want to know what all the shouting was about!

Why not? This woman puts herself out front and center. Let's have some transparency.

[ZonkerHarris]

11. Best part from the article:

The public portion of the dissolution of marriage hearing was over in minutes, but that came after nearly 40 minutes of negotiations behind closed doors when shouting between the Boeberts, and a baby crying, could be heard through the locked door of the courtroom.

[likesmountains 52]

14. Serously, if she was trying to promote the "good grandma" image

she sure failed.

[COL Mustard]

15. Because in 16 or 17 years

He’ll be back in that court making her a great grandma. 👵

[Autumn]

16. She needed the kid for a photo op and since daddy and baby mama had a pop quiz they

couldn't miss school that day so grandma decided to take the baby to court. Teach them while they are young.

[keithbvadu2]

19. Boebert's theme song?

[Bristlecone]

20. They are trash

They demand privacy, but if the shoe was on the other foot(with anyone else, let alone a Dem), she’d be front and center of the troll line.

[lastlib]

21. And after her ass gets voted out of office, she'll have lots of time on her hands....

(probably among other stuff on her hands.....)

[Blue Owl]

23. Trumper Tramp

[Celerity]

26. Lol

[NowISeetheLight]

29. Dating Opportunities

She can start looking for new opportunities…. But she might have competition.

[Emile]

34. OMG 😱

[DFW]

36. I consider this a classic case of "thanks, but no thanks." n/t

[pwb]

37. Talk about lipstick on a pig.

She does nothing for me.

[North Shore Chicago]

38. So Jason

took out his ding-a-ling (NOT his wife) at a place called "Rifle's bowling alley?"

Is this the place where you shoot the pins down, no ball necessary?

[Celerity]

47. Rifle is a home rule municipality in and the most populous community of Garfield County, Colorado

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rifle,_Colorado

[DemocraticPatriot]

42. Thanks for the warning... I'll be sure to stay out

of her neighborhood...