Imagine if Jim Jordan were employable in the private sector

[BOSSHOG]

Good Night DU. LOVE YALL.

[MontanaMama]

1. Not at my small business.

[walkingman]

2. The only people that would touch him are political actors. He would be a liability for any business.

Not only by his words but because what business would want him to represent them.

The GOP ideology fits him perfectly.

[ShazzieB]

15. A business run by a wild-eyed MAGA moron, of course.

That's the kind of business who would want Gym Jordan to represent them.

Unfortunately for Gym, I don't think My Pillow has any openings right now, seeing as how it and its owner are running out of money and circling the drain as we speak!

[DemocraticPatriot]

3. Sorry, I can't imagine that............

Hope you slept well....

[RockRaven]

4. Profit driven entities wouldn't want the liability that comes with employing him.

Even if hiring him didn't negatively affect their revenues, it could affect their expenditures.

[Blue Owl]

5. Anyone looking for a sweaty, rage-prone creeper who lurks in the shadows?

[marble falls]

6. Big fucking "if".

[OAITW r.2.0]

7. He would've have been fired.

Incompetence, idiotcy. but apparently is the person the Republican House wants in office. Ha, ain't gonna happen. At some point a dozen Republicans in swing district are gonna get on board the Jeffries train to a sane House.

[crickets]

8. *shudder*

LOVE YA BACK.

[Tribetime]

9. He's kinda like the Jim Carrey of politics..overacting

But I love Jim Carrey

[Bluethroughu]

10. I'd say he could clean out grease traps, but he'd manage to damage

A $#*! hole.

[chouchou]

11. Perhaps somebody could hire him..

...as a Halloween decoration each year.
Only problem is children would be upset with such a monster.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. Gym Jordan is too stupid to pass the bar exam

Jordan might qualify as a paralegal but would not be an attorney

[The_Casual_Observer]

13. He was a failed wrestling coach or some such shit.

Fit for one of those talking heads jobs at newsmax.

[Midnight Writer]

14. He'll end up on a corporate board, or the head of a "non-profit" foundation.

His type will always be taken care of by our oligarchs.

[Johonny]

16. I heard he spends a lot of time in the private sector

The younger the male, the more time he spends.

[Bucky]

17. I think he's qualified to captain a prison chain gang. Got the personality for it.

And with all our prisons being privatized, that is technically a private sector job now.