"I am willing to go to jail if that's what it takes."

[kpete]

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[Ocelot II]

1. Yeah, right.

[NotHardly]

21. Take the deal and lock him up now!

[Ohio Joe]

2. And we are willing to see you go

In fact… Courts will be insisting on it

[struggle4progress]

39. !

[chicoescuela]

3. I call bullshit. He want no part of jail

[MadameButterfly]

17. note how he makes it a heroic act he is choosing to save democracy

as if he has a choice.

What going to jail would do for democracy is left unexplained but his base will accept it.

[bobby202]

31. might be a nationwide holiday Declared ????

[niyad]

43. I will so declare, if necessary.

[JoseBalow]

46. No declaration required to celebrate!

[Justice matters.]

60. It would free Democracy from this criminal dictator-wannabe terrorist and his cult

of stupid ignorant gullible deplorables (for a while).

So he's right (for once...).

[Maru Kitteh]

64. Zactly. It's part of his storebought "tough guy" routine.

Which is to say, Trumps version of a tough guy is an amalgam of what he grew up watching on TV and whatever advertising images he's absorbed over the years at the department store counters on 5th Avenue.

[chicoescuela]

65. Right, he is 180 degrees from his perception of himself

[Ocelot II]

80. A half-hour in a Rykers cell and he'd fold like a cheap lawn chair.

[wnylib]

4. Well, then, why not take him at his word?

If it's what he wants, let him have it.

[lastlib]

23. Yeah, WTH are we waiting for???

Let's oblige him. I'd hate to deprive him of something he wants so badly.

[LakeArenal]

5. Lock him up!

[Skittles]

6. does he know there is no tanning booth in jail?

[Ocelot II]

12. No hairspray, no orange pancake makeup, no lifts for your shoes,

no red neckties, no hamberders, no overdone steaks with ketchup, no three scoops of beautiful ice cream... It's gonna suck, Spanky.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

18. Might be covfefe, but someone would have to be able to translate the term.

[Traildogbob]

22. And One black plastic comb

With no ability to lift and fluff a rat carcass stuck on your skull.

[rubbersole]

36. Maybe they'll have to cut the comb over ...

..just to make sure they get rid of all the lice.

[Traildogbob]

52. Love prefer real hair.

[GopherGal]

38. No Diet Coke on-demand button

... but maybe he could extract his own orange dye from his jumpsuit to tint his skin and hair.

[Iggo]

78. And the toilets.

[Ocelot II]

79. No gold. No gold plate. Not even brass. Not even a seat.

And everybody can see you do your business. The TP is probably scratchy, too.

[Attilatheblond]

59. No swanky toilets either

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Artist rendition of a cell in supermax ADX Florence

[forgotmylogin]

61. That's okay...

It looks like he's using chocolate syrup as foundation now.

[Skittles]

68. he looks like a basted fucking turkey

the man is over-the-top ridiculous in SO many ways

[Chainfire]

7. He may go to jail whether he is "willing" or not.

Has anyone told him that he may not have a choice in the matter? "Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

[Aristus]

8. For anyone with a functioning brain, ALL of his speeches are hard to watch.

n/t

[hlthe2b]

9. Sane US population: "That's what it takes. CONFIRMED. GO NOW!"

[Cha]

10. ".. for Justice to Prevail.. " Fixed.

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. Your terms are acceptable, P01135809.

Wait until they do a body cavity search looking for a cell phone, though.

[Ocelot II]

13. I'm glad that's not my job.

[Buns_of_Fire]

14. It might not be too bad. Just ask Lindsey to pass it on out

if he runs across it next time he's in the area.

[niyad]

44. you nearly owed me a keyboard.

[lastlib]

25. They gotta be sure to look under the Flab Flap.

Be easy to hide a burner phone under there. I know it's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.

[ShazzieB]

49. They'll check every flap abd crease if they're being thorough.

They don't call it a strip search for nothing!

[Traildogbob]

26. Ah hell🤮🤮🤮🤮

Ya had to go there. Ronny Jackson will do it, he actually said he loves trumps body. He can stuff some adoral up the brown eye for Donny to sneak in, as he looks for contraband.

[we can do it]

15. We will remember that next year.

[leftyladyfrommo]

16. Does he know what toilets look like in jails?

And they probably don't supply Depends. And he's afraid of being poisoned and won't be able to order from McDonalds.

I wonder if he's into S&M on top of everything else.
It wouldn't surprise me.

[JoseBalow]

50. Inmates prepare the main line food

but there's always ramen and honey buns from the commissary

[NJCher]

54. didn't Stormy spank him with a copy of Forbes?

I thought that was pretty funny.

[dchill]

19. That's EXACTLY what it will take...

...for our country to win and be a democracy again. Just hold your wrists together, please.

[Sky Jewels]

20. The fly senses he's rotting from the inside.

It's trying to get a jump start on feasting on his bloated, grease-filled corpse.

[GopherGal]

42. The fly's looking for Pence

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[Sky Jewels]

48. Both of them together are a twofer all-you-can-eat-and-poop-on-buffet!

[MorbidButterflyTat]

67. OMG!

I am dying reading your comments here!

You have a magical way with words.

[Sky Jewels]

69. Why thank you!

[LymphocyteLover]

76. LOL! Although...

[SouthernDem4ever]

24. I hope he ends up in jail where he belongs

I didn't watch the video links because I can't stand even seeing or hearing him.

[AllaN01Bear]

30. make jym jordan next and the rest of the insRRectionsts.

[SouthernDem4ever]

32. definitely!

[Blue Owl]

27. Right this way, Mr. tRump

[usonian]

28. He's delusional

[AllaN01Bear]

29. please , oh please make it so.

[Just_Vote_Dem]

33. No you won't you lying phony n/t

[Evolve Dammit]

34. More BS. Put him in Rykers for the rest of his life, for the damage he has done (and continues) nt

[COL Mustard]

35. I think x45 thinks Hamas

Is that tasty spread made from chickpeas.

[rubbersole]

37. Be sure to give him a jumpsuit for his 6'3" - 215lb flabby ass.

[Joinfortmill]

40. Ok, so that's a lie right?

[llmart]

41. I'll bet the fly showed up...

when he crapped his XXXL Depends.

[hadEnuf]

45. If that's what it takes?

If you go to jail it's because you're a treasonous criminal to your country, you piece of trash.

[tblue37]

47. Please proceed.

[Pepsidog]

51. This is why the idiots love him. Be is channeling his inner Archie Bunker. He

couldn’t spend 5 minutes in jail. Imagine, if you are brave enough, his intake search and bend over spreading his fat ass checks and coughing.

[NBachers]

53. He looks like a meat-sack inhabited by some creature who doesn't really understand how to operate it

but thinks he's Acin' it.

[NCjack]

55. Prison? I think not. Slob#45 probably has a Saudi prince and his jet

on standby within 50 miles of him 24/7 -- ready for fast exit USA.

[NJCher]

56. I think this means he thinks he's going to jail

It is the beginning of how he's going to frame his imprisonment to his idiot followers.

Yep, yep, yeppity yep, that is what he is doing.

Watch to see if he continues this line. He thinks he's Nelson Mandela.

Dog save me from this trash.

[Justice matters.]

62. SC Jack Smith filed a motion in the obstruction-of-justice case...

... and Espionage-Act infringement detailing he is READY to prove in Court "how" the documents were stolen, WHY they were, WHAT tfg DID with them and WHY he refused to return them all back when subpoenaed to do so...

Oops... checkmate in view... hair fuerhair is toast and he knows it.

[Sogo]

57. He's redefining "democracy."

Black is white.
Up is down.
Autocracy is democracy....

[Wounded Bear]

58. My experience is that all of his speeches are "hard to watch"...

[republianmushroom]

63. Then do it just do it, dude.

But you won't.
32 months and counting

[rubbersole]

66. He'll play the 'secret service' card.

[Iggo]

70. Deal.

[Emile]

71. Lock the Nazi bastard up!

[ecstatic]

72. Great. This delusional clown thinks he's Nelson Mandela or something

But it's good to know that his supporters are on board for him going to jail, because that's where the fuck he's headed

[Dorian Gray]

73. Funny

I'm willing for him to go to jail, too, if that's what it takes. lol

[LymphocyteLover]

75. Ahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa!Yes please!

[kentuck]

77. A message to his followers:

"They are going to lock me up if you all do not take to the streets in protest."

"...and bring your guns."