Pence's campaign looks about like you would expect...

[RockRaven]

[Hekate]

1. Feel the fire

[H2O Man]

3. I will not

stand too close to this dynamic leader of clams. He makes Jim Morrison look tame.

[Hekate]

5. You might spontaneously combust

[Ocelot II]

2. Even the fly has abandoned him.

Time to hang it up, Mike. Jesus isn't going to help you with this.

[H2O Man]

4. Ha!

(recommended)

But he can't quit, for Mother would call that a lack of faith.

[Dulcinea]

6. He still has a campaign?

Who knew?

[Silent Type]

7. Pharmacist needs to hand out some stimulants, or something.

Pence will drop out shortly.

[dalton99a]

8. He was at Penn Drugs in Sidney, Iowa (pop. 1,070)

[Silent Type]

12. Thanks for perspective. Guess that's the best place that would book him.

[Bmoboy]

15. That's retail campaigning in Iowa.

Always has been tiny groups over and over.

[orleans]

9. wow - that's pretty sad

and by sad i mean embarrassing & humiliating

honestly, i can't believe he went there. jeeze.

[Deuxcents]

10. Pathetic.

Someone should be a friend and tell him it’s time to go home.

[StoolPigeon]

11. Don't believe it

He had to pay actors to get such a large turnout.

[Blue Owl]

13. That's what tRump's Midas Touch does

To think, this guy was Dump’s freaking VP….

[Boomerproud]

14. The promo for Meet The Press says he's on today.

FIREWORKS! I'm sure Welker will hold his hand.
.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

16. The excitement in the room is OVERWHELMING!

[nuxvomica]

17. I think those people just got vaccinated

And had to wait the necessary 15 minutes before leaving the store in case they had a reaction. Learning that a captive audience was in town, Team Pence swooped in.

[DFW]

18. The song about him on "Revolver"* was more exciting

*well, almost