House Speaker Mike Johnson suggested government should ban any sex outside of marriage

[kpete]

Here's House Speaker Mike Johnson in 2003 denouncing the Supreme Court for throwing out sodomy laws. Johnson said states had a right to criminalize homosexuality, and even suggested that the government should be allowed to ban any sex outside of marriage. He's a Christo-fascist.

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[Tree Lady]

1. Ha ha

good luck trying to police that

[onecaliberal]

2. We need to make ads where Biden won and tie this mother fucker around their neck.

[keithbvadu2]

3. Then a fetus created out of wedlock should be aborted, Mikey?

[Hekate]

13. Oh no no -- pregnancy is the visible sign of the Sin of Eve & of Gawd's shaming of her

How will her family and community know that a woman without the Ring of Ownership on her finger has been a bad nasty sexual woman unless her belly is swelling hugely?

She must be shamed for out-of-wedlock sex.This has been the underlying text of anti-abortion forced-birthers all along.

She, the sinful woman, must understand that she is entitled to no help from taxpayers at any point. That’s what lawfully-wedded husbands are for, and if she hasn’t got one of those, she’s SOL.

If the burden of bearing and caring for a child is too overwhelming, then she should do as the holier-than-thou SCOTUS proclaimed in the Dobbs decision: give up her child for adoption, because ever since Roe, there have been too few adoptable babies in the US for infertile American couples.

[PortTack]

4. Put this in every dem ad now until election. Especially those targeting younger voters

[OAITW r.2.0]

5. LOL, now we get to understand who this person is. Sorry, you are now going to have to explain your past.

[bucolic_frolic]

6. Squeaky Cleans have secret baggage

[dchill]

7. He's taking Potter Stewart to heart:

""I know it when I see it."

I'm thinking he sees it A LOT. And often.

[Cha]

8. Good luck with *****face.

[IbogaProject]

9. Is it right to make fun of him?

I get the vibe that he has certain inclinations and finds comfort in being told NO by his invisible bigot God.

[Irish_Dem]

15. His long time obsession with sexual acts does raise some questions.

[IbogaProject]

10. The ads write themselves.

Get clips of him saying he's for small government and then have a sequence of statements where he states that he wants to regulate private consensual behavior.

[Demovictory9]

11. "no right to privacy in the home".. what a freak

[Maru Kitteh]

17. Mikey wants to watch.

NO THANKS MIKE. I ain't into that stuff, but best of luck to you.

[Deuxcents]

12. The Taliban, American style is their platform

[ancianita]

14. The Christian Taliban rears its fake ferocious satanic face.

[Irish_Dem]

16. This guy is scary.

[ancianita]

18. Johnson also just called for a "debt commission" -- which is stealth lingo for

a DEATH PANEL that cuts Social Security and Medicare behind closed doors!

Fuck this guy and the theocratic horse he rides in on.

[3auld6phart]

25. Definitely

Making the United States the l laughing stock of the world.I would bet he spills his seedy spunk all over the walls of Congress. He looks the type.

[BigmanPigman]

19. I see this as a gift to Dems.

The GQP fucked up in the midterms due to one dominant issue...abortion rights. They just voted for their demise in 2024. Thank you GQP!!!

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

20. Now I'm certain that he has more than one skeleton in his closet

I think he has a cemetery full of them in there.

[Norbert]

21. He is.slightly better than Gym Jordan

And that is about it. Like saying dog shit doesn't smell as bad as pig shit.

[leftieNanner]

29. I'm not sure

He's not as shouty and he wears a coat. But the religious crap is deeply dangerous.

[PA Democrat]

22. He espouses REALLY extreme views in this column

He believes that all homosexuals are "capable of changing their abnormal lifestyles."

And consenting adults have no right to privacy in their own homes when it comes to sexual conduct.

This is today's Republican party. When do they roll out their plans for morality police?

[leftieNanner]

30. Send him to Uganda

He would be very happy there.

[orangecrush]

23. Fruitcake

I know the type well.
My area is full of these busybody whackjobs that feel God gives them immunity to the Constitution.
Self entitled little prick.

[Johonny]

24. Can we assume he attends cocaine orgies

At Lindsey Grahams house based on this?

[Lovie777]

26. His comrades will ignore that ...........................

[3catwoman3]

27. Gonna be a whole lotta members of Congress...

…who will fall short of the mark on this.

[Traildogbob]

28. Just like Daddy trump and Jr

And great Christian’s like Gaetz, Boebert, MTG, the Newt, Jimmy Swaggert, Hastert………and a beer chugging Christian Supreme Court Justice. Was GAWD married to Marry? Poor Joseph, he knew he did not have sex with Marry, she was a virgin. How did he tell his friends about that, and the BUYBULL said adultery was punishable by death. What was running through old Joe’s mind.

[dalton99a]

31. We need to regulate sexual anarchy in America

The House Speaker will propose a Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice

(I believe the Saudis call it the mutawa)

[Ocelot II]

32. Guys like this tend to have secrets.

I figure he's got a porn collection that would curl your hair, and about which Potter Stewart would say, "Yup, that's definitely it."

I wonder what he thinks of his GOP colleague Lauren Bobert publicly handjobbing that dude she wasn't married to?

[dalton99a]

34. Republicans are exempt from scrutiny

says right there in the Scripture

[greatauntoftriplets]

35. Good luck enforcing that, Mikey.

[czarjak]

36. Thinks HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE

[milestogo]

37. And why does he think its any of his business?

[Stuart G]

38. Stupid ....is..."STILL STUPID"