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Trump Nicknames the New Speaker: "MAGA Mike Johnson." (Original Post) kpete Oct 2023 OP
Good nickname calguy Oct 2023 #1
I wish. progressoid Oct 2023 #9
Not here, here, Mikie. Good dog! question everything Oct 2023 #2
Kick dalton99a Oct 2023 #3
What EddieOnTheMesa Oct 2023 #4
What an honor... Blue Owl Oct 2023 #5
I prefer Tiny Johnson tinrobot Oct 2023 #6
Yeah, there's a handle I'd like to drag around... Wounded Bear Oct 2023 #7
Thus MAGA Mikey was anointed with the touch of... Hugin Oct 2023 #8
Just remember COL Mustard Oct 2023 #30
'Cuz "Magic Mike" he ain't. NM Grins Oct 2023 #10
was already nicknamed: "Limpy" Johnson💩 bringthePaine Oct 2023 #11
Let's see how that works out for him. Gidney N Cloyd Oct 2023 #12
That might be akin to naming a ship "Unsinkable." Harker Oct 2023 #13
As Usual, Dolt45 Screwed Up... GB_RN Oct 2023 #14
Ha ha! I think MAGA Mike will quickly learn to hate that. LisaM Oct 2023 #15
snort. AllaN01Bear Oct 2023 #16
Touch him Trump. Touch him lame54 Oct 2023 #17
Yesss Donald, touch him deeply, tenderly, and roughly. Touch him all over. 0rganism Oct 2023 #19
Magat Mike. tavernier Oct 2023 #18
More like MAGAT Mikey. onecaliberal Oct 2023 #20
This message was self-deleted by its author Top 10 Idiots Oct 2023 #21
It's taking too long orangecrush Oct 2023 #22
But I bet he's not got a maga Johnson! Captain Zero Oct 2023 #23
I suspect we're going to hear that nickname endlessly peggysue2 Oct 2023 #24
As KO said, "Trump finally found his Johnson." Native Oct 2023 #25
Finally, some truth! dchill Oct 2023 #26
Hate-filled, misogynist, white nationalist, christofascist scumbag niyad Oct 2023 #27
But, but, but... littlemissmartypants Oct 2023 #36
I prefer "Forced Birth Mike Johnson" nt redqueen Oct 2023 #28
Taliban Mike Parzival72 Oct 2023 #29
Oops Rebl2 Oct 2023 #34
So many good suggestions Roy Rolling Oct 2023 #31
I got a better one.. Cha Oct 2023 #32
I have a name Rebl2 Oct 2023 #33
George McFly WVreaper Oct 2023 #35
He forgot the "T" at the end of MAGA SouthernDem4ever Oct 2023 #37
That's the first truthful thing Donnie has said. Surely, a sign of dementia for him. Wonder Why Oct 2023 #38
Meet Maga Mike LetMyPeopleVote Oct 2023 #39

calguy

(6,154 posts)
1. Good nickname
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 08:32 AM
Oct 2023

The MAGA brand will be tarnished a year from now when their leader/god is carrying around those pesky felony convictions.

progressoid

(53,179 posts)
9. I wish.
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 11:06 AM
Oct 2023

Seems to be taking a long time for the GOP to admit he's a problem. I suppose admitting that would be an indictment of a good majority of the GOP base who still loves him even now.

Hugin

(37,848 posts)
8. Thus MAGA Mikey was anointed with the touch of...
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 10:59 AM
Oct 2023
shit.

As was ordained by the highest of powers.

Harker

(17,785 posts)
13. That might be akin to naming a ship "Unsinkable."
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 11:47 AM
Oct 2023

All the better when he goes down flying his MAGA ensign.

LisaM

(29,634 posts)
15. Ha ha! I think MAGA Mike will quickly learn to hate that.
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 12:32 PM
Oct 2023

Of course, how long will he even last?

0rganism

(25,647 posts)
19. Yesss Donald, touch him deeply, tenderly, and roughly. Touch him all over.
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 01:39 PM
Oct 2023

Maybe grab him by the... whatever. He'll let you do it. Make sure Mike feels how special he is to you, Donald.

tavernier

(14,443 posts)
18. Magat Mike.
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 01:26 PM
Oct 2023

Yeah. That works. When the belly of the party was ripped open, it was full of magats.

Response to kpete (Original post)

littlemissmartypants

(33,590 posts)
36. But, but, but...
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 10:09 PM
Oct 2023

He carries his Bible with him every where (notice yesterday when he took the oath, he put his left hand on it) and he prays with people everywhere around and in the Congress building and offices.

Apparently, he will pray with anyone at the drop of a hat. He's just that generous about saving souls and bringing others to the lawd.

He's a nutty fruitcake.

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