Should we start a pool to guess how long before the new speaker is burned by some sex scandal?

[brewens]

I just can't imagine that guy isn't some kind of closet freak. Not a chance! LOL

[malaise]

1. Yes

I’m in😀😀😀😀

[UTUSN]

54. For starters, he's pals with Amy Coney BARRETT, who has her own cult background

[Lovie777]

2. Noes..................................

he believes in no sex before or outside of marriage.

[paleotn]

25. That's only for the "little people".

God granted him special dispensation.

[WheelWalker]

28. God granted him special implantation.

I fixed your post for you.

[paleotn]

29. Ha!

[Ocelot II]

32. That doesn't mean he can't have a collection

of exotic and disturbing porn, or that he can't entertain himself while looking at it. I think the fundies define "sex outside of marriage" as narrowly as possible: You just can't shtup a person who isn't your spouse. But sheep and goats aren't people. Also, you can look at pictures of naked children, or have yourself tied up, gagged and flogged by a woman (or a man) in spike heels and a leather bustier; you can get your nipples pierced and wear crotchless panties and a lace garter belt under your Brooks Brothers suit; you can get a job as a scoutmaster or a youth pastor and do all the bad touching you want. And you can do all of the above and still claim with a straight face that you didn't commit adultery.

I betcha kroner to krugerrands that he's into something kinky.

[A HERETIC I AM]

50. Not all of us wear "spike heels and a leather bustier" when we have fun, you know.....

Some wear street clothes.

Just saying

[Walleye]

3. His sex morals are probably no worse than Lauren Boebert

[Hugin]

4. Two words...

“David Vitter” or “Tony Perkins” or “covenant marriage”. Take your pick, it’s a sucker’s bet.

[GoCubsGo]

8. I totally forgot about that Vitter guy.

Maybe it's because have been so many more that came after him. And, speaking of blasts from the past, my money is on "Mark Foley, The Sequel."

[Hugin]

12. Let me add two words...

“wide stance”.

However, the front runners In this particular race to the bottom are currently Lauren, Matt, and George.

Like them, if something ultimately surfaces about Magajerk Johnson, other than chortling in the media and amusing memes. Nothing will come of it because the GrOPpers have no shame.

IMHO, the smoke to tiny Johnson’s fire is that the Mrs has been on her knees for a year trying to pray their covenant marriage away?

[Captain Zero]

20. And Livingston, wasn't he from the Bayou too?

He was speaker a few days or weeks.

[3Hotdogs]

18. May favorite was Vitter... hiring call girls to sprinkle Johnson's Baby powder on his ass.

And Wide Stance man.... Why didn't he just play, "Knock Three Times?"

[babylonsister]

43. Add Matt Schlapp to that list...

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2023/1/17/23559538/sexual-battery-allegations-against-matt-schlapp-explained

The sexual battery allegations against conservative power broker Matt Schlapp, explained

[HAB911]

5. I'm guessing farm animals might be involved

[Xavier Breath]

6. I might have guessed farm implements

and specifically a seed drill, but we're probably both in the right neighborhood.

[WheelWalker]

30. DUzy!

[LiberalFighter]

36. Cows or sheep?

[HAB911]

51. SHEEP!!

[NameAlreadyTaken]

7. Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the conservatory.

[duckworth969]

42. Nice!

[Danascot]

53. Breaking News:

Mike Johnson shows up at the ER to have the candlestick he "fell on" removed.

[GoCubsGo]

9. I'll take "Organizes the Republican Cocaine Orgies" for $500, Alex.

[ms liberty]

10. I'm thinking a Larry Craig or a Dennis Hastert. Dude gives off vibes. n/t

[brewens]

13. I wonder if he ever hired Jeff Gannon as an escort? Something like that. n/t

[tom_kelly]

14. Me too

His ultra-anti LBGTQ view is telling

[Scottie Mom]

24. Minute I saw him, I got those vibes, too.

Anyone that into such sick politics, has to bent sideways in other things.

[Paladin]

11. One of his fellow LSU grads. Just a matter of time. (nt)

[DET]

15. Please Do

The temporary interim Speaker and the new ‘permanent’ Speaker seem to have something in common - and it’s not just religion. Not that there’s anything wrong with that - unless you’re a self-righteous pontificating ahole who is trying to run everyone else’s life. In any case, I definitely see handcuffs and whips involved. Maybe costumes.

It really shouldn’t be that hard to expose this guy’s personal peccadilloes. This stuff always comes out eventually.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

16. Or the skeletons in his closet decide to come out?

I mean, who knew about Dennis Hastertt being a pedophile?

[brewens]

17. Probably a bunch in Congress. In any group of peers, they always know who the freaks are. They knew about

Larry Craig too.

One was Roy Moore. Immediately after those allegations came out, Ryan, McConnel and Trump called for him to pull out of the Senate race in Alabama. Then I think Bannon got involved and got them to circle the wagons and support him. There was no way they could get another viable candidate at that date.

Why did the big three throw him under the bus? Because all it took was a couple of calls to confirm.

[Traildogbob]

19. Never gonna happen

The GQP NEVER pay a price for sex scandals, It’s a badge of honor. That paying a price thing only applies to Dems.
I mean, did ya not see Boebert and her squeeze boxes right beside the newest Mesiah, Johnson, grinning like she was shucking the cob while getting a good nibble tweaking. And still acting like she is the substitute Jeeebus while he is out sick, preaching to US about Gawd and ending that separation of church and state thing, AFTER Video of her Beetlejuice porno session, in public.There were Juices there but not from Beetles. Has anyone asked her newest “Johnson” heartthrob, the one that hates sex out of marriage and only allows it for reproduction, how he feels about his House Members sex act in public?
No, because sex scandals do not apply to the party of Jesus.
Trump, enough said.

[NNadir]

27. The question is not whether the Taliban wannabe bigot will pay a price for a sex scandal, but rather whether...

...there will be one.

Of course they'll be one. These people are obsessed with sex and are so in a completely disgusting and unhealthy way.

[ShazzieB]

21. I don't know.

He could have some skeletons in his closet. But I get kind of a Mike Pence (i.e., insufferably boring goody two shoes) vibe from him.

It would be very gratifying if some kind of sex scandal were to surface in connection with him, but I'm not going to risk making any bets on it.

[Irish_Dem]

22. I remember some studies showing that religious fanatics commit more serious sexual crimes.

This is because they are so dogmatic, and have such poor judgement, that for example if they just
lust in their heart they believe they are going to hell.

So they figure they may as well actually commit a sexual crime. The punishment is the same.

So yes I agree, we are looking at a shady past for Johnson.

Starting in college because that is when he was very vocal and almost hysterical condemning
other people's sexual acts.

I suspect it means that he was not able to control himself sexually, so he had to try to control
everyone else.

[mopinko]

37. there's a xitter account i follow that is all sex criminals.

i swear church ppl outnumber any other profession by 10-1. at least.
even cops r a distant second.

[Irish_Dem]

38. Yes that tracks with the research I read some years back.

[mopinko]

39. seems like youth pastors are half the problem.

most common title, fersher.

[Irish_Dem]

41. Yes same thing with the Boy Scouts I think.

[MOMFUDSKI]

52. Neighbor's son-in-law was screwing young

girl while being a youth pastor and wound up monoxiding himself in the garage.

[samnsara]

23. closeted in so many areas!!!

[paleotn]

26. Got to watch those who "doth protest too much."

The Bard had 'em nailed.

[Cognitive_Resonance]

31. Seems we've definitely seen this movie before. nt

[czarjak]

33. Southern Baptist

Jodey Arrington claims him as his best friend in The House. Just saying, might start with that. Brethren. Of course.

[Model35mech]

34. Surely he'll be accused guilty of rhetorical fellatio

of Leonard Leto and the rest many of the radical religious right.

[GiqueCee]

35. Perhaps it would be rewarding to...

... dive a little deeper into Johnson's mention of his poor wife's knees. Praying, huh...
Given the sadistic nature of his legislative fantasies, what happens behind closed doors might be quite edifying.

[Emile]

40. I heard a lot of these religiously insane men are into

child pornography.

[GreenWave]

44. And it may shock him to know that bonobo chimps outsex us!

[druidity33]

45. March 15th 2024...

that's my guess. How much do i pony up and what do i win if i chose right?

[appleannie1]

46. As creepy as he is and as much as he thinks women's only purpose in life is to be slaves to men, whatever he does

sexually, it probably is not normal at all.

[barbtries]

48. you've been reading my mind.

he's some kind of freak. outlaw sex? the women's movement is the reason for all of our woes? he's speaker by divine right?

jeezus it's 2023!~! go back to your century you asshole (not the OP!!)

[Danascot]

49. He must have an awfully big closet

There has to be room for him and all his skeletons.

Also, the guesses for how long he will be speaker has to be in Scaramuccis (11 days)