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(115,080 posts)IronLionZion
(45,906 posts)totally normal
niyad
(115,080 posts)in their bible?
rubbersole
(6,968 posts)A book banning reference for holier than thou Christians.
Ray Bruns
(4,207 posts)samnsara
(17,746 posts)Warpy
(111,860 posts)too much information.
I agree, ew. Just ew.
LetMyPeopleVote
(147,623 posts)chouchou
(792 posts)The operative thought is: Thou doth protest too much
You know Sir, people don't usually make such a big deal about subjects like that.
Think of someone who is not telling the truth...
"I didn't steal the cookie..No No I swear, I had nothing to do with that delicious cookie..Really
I didn't do it..I swear!!!!"
(Actually, everybody knows you ate the damn thing)
yorkster
(1,639 posts)Yes, it's tmi, but we absolutely need to know it.
What a creep.
coprolite
(216 posts)one to report to his son and another for the hairy hand stuff.
KS Toronado
(17,919 posts)whopis01
(3,557 posts)and other one is his Jack off phone.
treestar
(82,383 posts)Why is he even thinking about it? Being a good Christian, he should hardly know such stuff exists!
AllyCat
(16,395 posts)progressoid
(50,143 posts)underpants
(183,678 posts)SpankMe
(3,010 posts)But I don't believe for a single moment that a 17 year old American male doesn't masturbate and never accesses a booby pic once in a while. If he does manage to avoid the fap and has never seen a pic containing a female's areola, then he's extremely abnormal. EXTEMELY.
1. I hope this kid doesn't die from embarrassment at his father's bizarre disclosure. 2. No girl's going to want to date this kid after this.
underpants
(183,678 posts)NowISeetheLight
(3,943 posts)I just spit up some barcardi and Coke on my dog who was sitting in my lap.
underpants
(183,678 posts)Put down the drink.
The story came from a parody/comedy site. They created this character who supposedly went to elementary schools to warn kids about the dangers of shaking hands with the unemployed as some call it. The fake news story was that Fappy got caught
.you know
IN costume peeping in the window of a hot yoga studio.
Now Im giggling. Hot yoga is the to me.
prodigitalson
(2,537 posts)this is what they mean by 'be a lifelong learner'
underpants
(183,678 posts)A friend told me he had a coworker who went to William & Mary. A professor opened up discussion one day with nicknames for masterbation. Thats where it came from.
3auld6phart
(1,084 posts)90%. of us do it. The other 10% are liners.. that round head is fuckin creepy.. Typical fundamentalist puke.Id bet he is Channelling Dennis Hastart.
VGNonly
(7,567 posts)I need glasses ?
Whiskeytide
(4,473 posts)NNadir
(33,642 posts)"PUTZ"
He is remarkable in one sense. He's able to make the previous Putz, Kevin McCarthy look good.
CTyankee
(64,041 posts)they do...
louis-t
(23,380 posts)her son "doesn't look at the women in bikinis" in the car magazines they had laying around the house. I said "so you're telling me he isn't normal?"
speak easy
(9,448 posts)Duncan Grant
(8,317 posts)I wont be judged by nonbelievers.
(Trust me, this is exactly how this dysfunction is rationalized.)
orangecrush
(19,918 posts)Satire is dead.
Submariner
(12,535 posts)underpants
(183,678 posts)Cyrano
(15,126 posts)This is one seriously fucked up person. And he's in a position of great power.
sop
(10,660 posts)"And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death" (Genesis 38:10). Apparently, the bible is now the law of the land. The GOP's Onan Bill will be passed soon.
Initech
(100,428 posts)JoseBalow
(3,151 posts)PatSeg
(48,486 posts)Oh Mikey, that's too much information. Ugh.
pfitz59
(10,525 posts)Does he suppose women don't masturbate, or watch porn?
Cyrano
(15,126 posts)I'm not sure what property is or isn't allowed to do in his demented worldview.
Traildogbob
(9,115 posts)If he adopted the black young man to be able to Fill the Void for the females in his life. This freak reeks of extremely small penis syndrome.
His Little Johnson may be freakier than trumps mushroom. That may be why trump loves him so much.
TurboDem
(218 posts)EarlG
(22,094 posts)His last name is Johnson.
keep_left
(1,872 posts)Hopefully the writers from the late-night shows are paying attention.
nolabear
(42,073 posts)And width. And girth. They looked at videos for hours just to be sure they understood. They check in regularly to be sure theyre on the same page.
Yeeeesh.
sop
(10,660 posts)donheld
(21,312 posts)Questioning minds want to know.
FakeNoose
(33,553 posts)... and every other bill he owes.
I'm wondering how he got a mortgage? How does he pay his taxes?
Sheesh!
JohnnyRingo
(18,844 posts)No matter. If there's one thing determined teens can do it's out tech dad and do what they want.
That dog collar the old man has around the kid's neck slips on & off easier than Mike Johnson knows.
NowISeetheLight
(3,943 posts)I can't even imagine having something like this when I was a kid with my Dad. I remember finding copies of Penthouse behind a mirror in our Sauna. My Dad's old hiding place. This is just plain ewwww grossss!!!!!
JanMichael
(24,949 posts)Or is that not a thing anymore?
GreenWave
(7,321 posts)mysteryowl
(7,496 posts)bringthePaine
(1,789 posts)SWBTATTReg
(22,588 posts)world, is he looking for an award of some kind? I thought that if one was in Christ, you don't go around bragging about it.
dmr
(28,431 posts)I don't know why he felt the need to disclose this -- unless of course he got caught by someone who he fears would tattle on him.
Skittles
(154,060 posts)something is seriously wrong with Mikey
kimmylavin
(2,284 posts)Because it sounds like he's saying he's got an app that scans the contents of his phone, and sends a report of it.
He, a United States Representative, has an app that scans his phone, looks for anything he might deem "objectionable," and then sends off a report through a third party.
Does that seem like a security issue to anyone else?
YoshidaYui
(41,966 posts)they will either go insane, or their body parts explode early, and than they go insane.
AllyCat
(16,395 posts)Large progressive movement building there.