Life begins at erection.

[sheshe2]

See, we can all play this game. Erection, conception.

[Frasier Balzov]

1. I want him to be smiling as he leaves.

[BlueSpot]

3. He was...

until he ran into the protesters.

[Silent Type]

2. Like it. Mike Johnson or his 17 year old son, wonder which one will flip on the other if charged?

[sheshe2]

5. Umm hm.

Listen
Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?
Whoa, oh, oh
Closer
Let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh
Listen
Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?
Whoa, oh, oh

-Beatles

[Deuxcents]

4. Just think of all those potential children with each ejaculation

A few million more children to grow up for the work force and solve SS and Medicare problems. Should we consider murder charges, block highways for travel, court proceedings, deny healthcare and support services? Maybe we should consider banning erections so we would not have this issue to deal with. Maybe the SC can dig up a 16th century remedy and put it in to law. 🥹

[sheshe2]

6. 😱😆

It’s fair game. Every pull on the pud is a lost baby. Fact, it’s murder she wrote and they should be sent to the gulag!

fair is fair…

[Whatthe_Firetruck]

9. There is one.

The male version of the chastity belt is the Cage. It contains a flaccid member and makes it uncomfortable if not impossible to achieve an erection as it simply doesn't allow for penile expansion.

https://www.etsy.com/market/complete_cock_cage

[RainWalker]

7. Well this would be a good time to

post this as a response I guess lol

[BigmanPigman]

8. This issue reminds me of the film Legally Blonde

Only that the release of the sperm is an abandonment issue.

"Elle Woods: “Although Mr Huntington makes an excellent point, I have to wonder if the defendant kept prior record of every sperm emission he ever made in his life. Unless the defendant attempted to contact every single one night stand to determine if a child resulted in those unions, he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now? Why this sperm?”

“And for that matter all masturbatory emissions where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg could be determined as reckless abandonment.”

https://tiyce.com/blog/why-now-why-this-sperm/

[no_hypocrisy]

10. + 1

[republianmushroom]

11. This nails it

[Walleye]

12. The Bible prohibits a man from "spilling his seed"

I don’t think there’s anything in the Bible at all about prohibiting abortion

[Model35mech]

13. Well, there is a thing called Cell Theory

and under that, all natural cells come from replication of other cells.

Life comes from life, whether that life is haploid or diploid.

Just saying, and most people don't REALLY want to follow the science into its deeper recesses.

[DemocraticPatriot]

14. "Let the heathen spill them, on the dusty ground.... God will make them pay

for each sperm that can't be found!"