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RandySF

(86,193 posts)
Wed Nov 15, 2023, 12:20 AM Nov 2023

My Pillow Guy Mike Lindell Is Not Taking Last Week's Elections Very Well

After last week’s off-cycle elections, it’s time to do a wellness check on one of America’s most prominent promoters of voting conspiracy theories, My Pillow entrepreneur Mike Lindell.

This won’t come as a shock to anyone familiar with Lindell’s oeuvre, but he was, once again, pretty disturbed by the democratic process.

In an email to his devotees that was filled with technical jargon and odd grammatical choices, Lindell claimed the internet somehow swayed elections all over the country.

“Although electronic voting machine companies have emphatically declared their machines are not online and do not contain Bluetooth modems- we have reports of Ballot printers going online with multiple tabulators tethered to the printing machines during Tuesday’s elections,” Lindell wrote, adding, “This is supposed to be impossible.”



https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/my-pillow-guy-mike-lindell-is-not-taking-last-weeks-elections-very-well

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Chainfire

(17,757 posts)
8. Alien space invaders are using special beams to change votes from Republicans to Democrats.
Wed Nov 15, 2023, 09:29 AM
Nov 2023

It is proof that there is intelligent life beyond earth.

Hotler

(13,747 posts)
10. ppssssttttt ... Hey Mike, it's the Glade plug-in air fresheners with the chip in them that switches votes.
Wed Nov 15, 2023, 11:20 AM
Nov 2023

You should go into a Walmart and start smashing every one of them you find on the shelf. Do it Mike, do it for the orange one, I triple-dog dare you.

 

VernaF

(76 posts)
11. I Dunno... Lindell Has To Have Some Serious Technical Chops
Wed Nov 15, 2023, 11:20 AM
Nov 2023

After all, what could be more hi-tech than A FUCKING PILLOW ?


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