I never ever wore socks with sandals, put ketchup on a hotdog, or voted for a republican!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[lame54]

1. I'd forgive you for two of those

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. 😁

[sakabatou]

4. Same

[Elessar Zappa]

2. Ketchup is the ONLY condiment to be used on hot dogs!

The rest is accurate

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. 😄

[sakabatou]

7. I used to think that

But I need a lil zest/kick on my hotdogs. Hence, mustard is my choice.

[ITAL]

8. At the very least

Ketchup and mustard. I can't go straight mustard though.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 😬

[CatWoman]

19. ....

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[Polybius]

28. I was out to eat on Thanksgiving, and saw a guy at the next table put ketchup on his turkey dinner

I kid you not. Even the server was in shock.

[Aristus]

34. Probably salts all his food before tasting it, too.

Must have been raised by barbarians.

[Abolishinist]

35. Nothing to do with ketchup,

but this reminded me of the time we were having lunch at cafe in London, next to the Cutty Sark and the Royal Observatory. The lady sitting alone next to us, with an obvious French accent, ordered a hamburger.

When her order arrived, she proceeded to eat it Continental style, i.e., the burger sitting flat on her plate as she dined on it with a fork in her left hand, tines pointing down, and a knife in her right. Still cracks me up to this day!

[ChazInAz]

70. I once dated a French lady.

We were having lunch at a Tucson Zenburger, and she did the same. Since that establishment's sandwiches tend to be bulky and treacherously sloppy, I smoothly followed suit. (Being of an immigrant family my self, I normally hold my cutlery in the European style, anyway! So that part was easy.) Marie seemed somewhat startled, being accustomed to uncouth barbarians....

[Abolishinist]

72. Uncouth barbarians!

There's something to be said for good table manners. On the one hand it sounds rather pretentious, yet it can be rather annoying to be dining with someone who hasn't a clue. We have a distant family member who fits this category. I tend to switch back and forth between American and Continental, depending on the venue and the meal.

[moniss]

39. I knew a kid growing up who put ketchup

on his eggs. The rest of us in the neighborhood all got together and ran the family out of town. You don't want that kind of thing to get started. We burned down the house too and nothing has ever grown on that empty lot ever since.

[Polybius]

57. I was a server when I was in my 20's

Although I wouldn't do it, that's common enough that I saw it daily. Perhaps it's a local thing. I'm in NYC.

[Elessar Zappa]

68. Now that's going too far!

I mean I love ketchup but no. But I’ve seen worse. My cousin put ketchup on vanilla ice cream, no kidding.

[CatWoman]

69. makes sense as ketchup is mostly sugar

[TxGuitar]

65. BBQ Sauce

heat the hot dog in the microwave, then put a little BBQ sauce on a tortilla, wrap the dog up in it and bake in the oven for a few minutes until the tortilla starts to crisp up. The only way to go!

[Dave says]

6. I can say the same

There, I said it! And I’d eat a hot dog with ketchup any day and still never vote Republican. They are a gang of thieves.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 🤗

[onecaliberal]

9. Same here.

And I would never ever vote for a recon and never have.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. 😁

[Emile]

10. Wise intelligent people think alike! K&R

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. 🤗

[usedtobedemgurl]

42. And as illustrated by the maggot crowd....

Fools seldom differ.

[MiniMe]

11. I have voted for a Republican back in the 70's and 80's

Connie Morella was my Rep until she voted to impeach Clinton. That vote ended her political career. Chris Van Hollen took over the seat at that point. Montgomery County Maryland is a very Democratic district, but Connie used to win re-election consistently until that vote. Haven't voted for a republican since.

I do put ketchup on a hot dog. Never wore socks with sandals.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. 😵‍💫

[MiniMe]

20. It was a long time ago, 50 years

Never again, things have changed way too much.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. You twisted my melon man!

[moniss]

12. I never

had "intimate" relations with a Republican.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. 🤢

[Polybius]

30. You sure?

If yes, how did you know? Do you talk politics before you hook up with them? Usually, it doesn't come up until long after.

[moniss]

36. I always went for a kiss first before leaving the

bar. The Republicans all have a wretched taste from the meanness coming out of them. They are also very cold to the touch like a snake or a lizard and a heartbeat will be faint if at all present. Another telltale sign is when you move in for a kiss you feel them reaching for your wallet or your money on the bar.

[Polybius]

58. Lol

We all have our own unique methods. Personally, I don't care what they are. If they are fun and I find them attractive, I'll go out with them.

[k55f5r]

56. you missed out

the crazy ones are the best. Tiring, but wild!

[moniss]

71. I had a crazy one once

but not a Republican. Problem was you had to make sure the kitchen knives were all locked up and you still had better sleep with one eye open because she might have brought her own.

[dgauss]

21. If you ever run for office on that message, you got my vote!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. 🤗

[SYFROYH]

24. Thick wool socks with Birkenstock sandals all winter long out west.

During my crunchy granola daze in Flagstaff wool socks and Birks were du jour.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. 😬

[OAITW r.2.0]

26. Important thread!

In the 70's I did vote for Bill Cohen. No regrets. Over my life, I've choked down a couple of ketchup only dogs when the mustard and onions were gone. But would never wear socks with sandals, there are lines I will not cross. This is one of them.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

45. 😁

[tritsofme]

27. Ketchup on a hotdog is a filthy disgusting habit.

Anyone who disagrees needs to be sent to a reeducation camp at Ed Debevic's.

[moniss]

37. Many don't know about

the persuasive powers of the staff at Ed's.

[tritsofme]

74. They will learn, they all will!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

46. 😬

[Tommy Carcetti]

29. For the life of me, I don't understand why people get worked up about ketchup on hotdogs

Ketchup is an excellent condiment for hotdogs; the sweetness compliments the saltiness of the dog perfectly.

Dare I say it’s better than mustard, which is salty on top of more salty.

Now, on the other hand I will say that ketchup on steaks is a big no-no. But that’s just common sense.

I don’t wear socks with sandals out in public. But I will confess if I’m at home and I’ve taken off my regular shoes, and I need to take the dog or the garbage out I slip on my slides as opposed to putting back on my regular shoes.

As for voting Republican, I did it once in my life. Local election. Democratic county commissioner incumbent was a corrupt asshole, so I voted Republican as a protest vote (they didn’t allow write ins.) I knew the Dem incumbent would win easily anyways so it was a low risk move.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

47. 😳

[Niagara]

31. well, 2 out of 3 isn't terrible.

I ate ketchup with hotdogs in my youth.


Now I won't touch hotdogs or ketchup.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

48. 😁

[House of Roberts]

32. I don't wear sandals, and never voted Republican.

What's wrong with ketchup on a hot dog?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

49. 😬

[ms liberty]

33. I wear socks with flip flops when it's cold

But it's okay because I grew up on the west coast of Florida, where it's a rule because cold is anything below 75 degrees.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

50. 😁

[UTUSN]

38. I've tried everything *once*

[Floyd R. Turbo]

51. 😳

[Celerity]

40. There is nothing wrong with socks and sandals, and if done correctly, it looks great, and has for ages

[Floyd R. Turbo]

52. 😱

[betsuni]

41. Socks with sandals never looks good, ever.

Defeats the purpose of sandals and is weird.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

59. 🤗

[Trailrider1951]

73. Yeah, but those socks keep your feet warm

and clean

[jcgoldie]

43. Maybe you're not getting enough ketchup Floyd...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

60. 😬

[Kennah]

44. Three for three

[Floyd R. Turbo]

61. ☺️

[doc03]

53. Never wore socks with sandals but I am guilty of the other two. I have to

have both ketchup and mustard on hotdogs. I voted for Raygun in 1980 and supported John McCain
until he found that nut job in Alaska.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

62. 😬

[Arthur_Frain]

54. What? Did you wake yesterday and say to yourself

“I’ma go online this morning and piss in somebody’s cornflakes”?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

63. 😛

[kimbutgar]

55. Ditto on all three!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

64. 😁

[Akacia]

66. Well.... I have put ketchup on hotdogs and

worn thick socks with my Birkenstocks back in the day but my saving grace here is that I have never voted for a republican for any office!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

67. 🤗