Let's give Kevin McCarthy a sendoff worthy of DU

[senseandsensibility]

Here's mine: Goodbye Kev. I can't help but remember when you became Speaker
after seventeen votes, and hours of neat fisticuffs and threats. It was obvious that you were very proud of your accomplishment. You looked like a giddy goofus as you happily accepted your role. Those were the good old days of disfunctional fun, weren't they Kev?

But those didn't last long did they? Soon enough everything was in shamble and chaos. Who could have seen that coming? Well, besides everyone? Still, it was sad. But you never backed down to those horrible Dems or tried to work out a deal with the less crazy R's. And for that you can be proud. As you wander off into the well-paid world of RW lobbyists and talking heads, don't forget us! We may forget you though. It's hard to imagine a more nonconsequential Speaker. Kev. It's been real.

[Ocelot II]

1. Mine:

[senseandsensibility]

2. More to the point than mine

and easier to dance to.

[Firestorm49]

8. 👍

[MiHale]

3. Bye!

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Second verse same as the first.

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[senseandsensibility]

14. lol

[Omnipresent]

4. I'd say goodbye to kevin, but...

He’ll probably stay in Washington as a lobbyist.

[senseandsensibility]

5. Yeah, hopefully he won't come back to CA

We don't want him.

[miyazaki]

6. That lapdog can FO back to Mara Lago nt

[agingdem]

7. If I had to guess, Liz Cheney's humiliating tale

of Kevin scurrying down to MAL to comfort a depressed and starving Trump may have been the final nail in Kevin's political coffin...I can only image how depressed that malicious psychopath must have been after his failed attempt to set fire to the Constitution...all those months of plotting an insurrection to stay in power and nada...may that piece of shit rot in hell sooner than later!

[usonian]

9. Someone needs to find some chemical spills or endangered species on his estate, or

He’s headed back to pollute CA with his presence.

Oh, for a border check.

Looking up his address …….

[ificandream]

10. Some musical sendoffs Kevvy can use.

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[mountain grammy]

11. Bye Kev..

now if you could just take a couple more with you we'll have a real Speaker!

[maxrandb]

12. I think John Boehner did it best

If you watch to the and, you can see Kev following in Boehner's footprints, head down, shuffling.

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[senseandsensibility]

13. OMG

I forgot about the crying! R's have been dysfunctional for so many years!

[berniesandersmittens]

15. From us younger DUers...

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