Tuberville has spoken

[senseandsensibility]

Y'all libruls listen up: he doesn't believe the scenario that if Russia beats Ukraine it will continue to roll across Europe. It's just an excuse to spend more money. And he's got the deep southern preacher voice to prove it.

This is who is controlling not only the domestic agenda of out country but now the global agenda as well. Literally dumber than a box of rocks. And the corporate media will continue to present this viewpoint as a valid alternative.

Just heard this idiot say this on CNN a few minutes ago.

[Walleye]

1. What does a southern college football coach know about the real world, geeze

[senseandsensibility]

2. Apparently nothing

All you have to do is listen to him for a few seconds and the stupid just oozes.

[Walleye]

3. I always think something like, Gee I'd hate to be this guy's wife or children

[peppertree]

15. You mean the ones that live in Flawrida - and not Bama, like the law says they should?

But then - Southern Republican good ol' boys see laws as thing made to be bent and broken.

(kind of like their wives and chilluns)

[CrispyQ]

4. He's probably one of those men who thinks women pee from their vagina. -nt

[leftieNanner]

5. Or, if women don't want a mandated

Vaginal ultrasound, then they can just swallow a little camera so the Republican male legislators can have a little look-see.

[rubbersole]

7. What?!?!

They don't??? OMG...then what's it doing down there?

[leftieNanner]

6. He and Kevin are

Brothers from another mother.

Good looking, nice hair, no brain cells.

[The Blue Flower]

22. A mad magazine caricature

Every time I see him, I picture him as a cartoon version of himself. Ears and nose and skinny neck would be so easy to draw.

[Trueblue Texan]

47. DO it!

And post it for us!

[gab13by13]

8. The money for Ukraine would stimulate the economy,

would be spent here for our aging weapons. It's a win/win.

[LiberalFighter]

10. So many factors. Benefitting not just Ukraine. But also Europe and the USA.

[dchill]

49. Republicans do NOT like win/wins...

... especially during a Democratic Presidency. And, of course, none dare call it treason.

[lame54]

9. Marge is saying the same thing...

Their new lockstep talking point

[GoCubsGo]

11. I wonder how much money Pootie Poot is paying him to say that.

I have very little doubt that he's on the take, just like Spork Foot Marge and a whole bunch of others.

[duckworth969]

32. Yep

Cayman Islands tax shelter probably

[iluvtennis]

12. Stupid idiot.

[Probatim]

14. Mental Floss. Gets those pesky thoughts out of your head.

[keithbvadu2]

35. Clean thoughts.

[spanone]

13. Why even ask this traitor a question about Ukraine and Russia?

Waste of time.

[Paladin]

16. Go blow a bulldog, Tuberville. (nt)

[SCantiGOP]

17. Honesty is a problem for him

I remember after his 1998 season as coach of Mississippi he was asked about rumors that he was looking at other jobs, and his response was No, adding that “they’ll have to carry me out of here in a pine box.”
There was no pine box involved when he was announced as Auburn’s new coach less than a week later.

[lastlib]

20. So is intelligence.

I won't say Tuber-Vile is an idiot, but in a battle of smarts, I'm pretty sure a leafy vegetable could take him.

Hey, hey, ho, ho,
Tom Potato has got to go!

[senseandsensibility]

24. Interesting

Shows he has a history of untrustworthiness.

[multigraincracker]

18. Does anyone know what his qualifications are

to be anything other than a jr. high gym teacher? Any word on his GPA?

[senseandsensibility]

21. I've been wondering if he's a college graduate

or has any other qualifications other than coaching experience. I guess I wasn't curious enough to google him though. Nevertheless, what really matters are his words and actions. Neither are impressive.

[sop]

25. Tommy went to Southern State College (Southern Arkansas University) and received a B.S. in Phys Ed.

[senseandsensibility]

26. Well, I don't like to disparage others based on their

degrees or lack thereof. It's a slippery slope. I'm proud of my Masters from a state college but others would scoff. So I'd rather not go there. But he obviously hasn't made much intellectual effort to inform himself of world affairs or domestic affairs either.

[sop]

29. "The government you elect is the government you deserve." ― Thomas Jefferson

Yeah, Tuberville was no Rhodes Scholar, that's for sure. And the guy doesn't have the necessary qualifications or experience to be a U.S. Senator. Obviously, voters in Alabama, where football is a religion, got exactly what they deserve. It's a shame the rest of the country has to suffer.

[Zambero]

36. Also a B.O from P.U.

[moondust]

19. As Jimmy Buffett would say,

"Wasting away again with Tommy Tuberville."

RIP Jimmy.

[senseandsensibility]

23. Love it!

Good old Jimmy.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

53. Wasting a brain again is Tommy Tuberville

nt

[senseandsensibility]

54. Clever!

I see what you did there!

[republianmushroom]

27. Well he is a member of putin's team america along with trump and others.

[Jilly_in_VA]

28. The stupid

It BURNS!

[OldBaldy1701E]

44. Yup!

[Irish_Dem]

30. He is certainly not smart enough to come up with these talking points on his own.

And his colleagues won't stop him.

[senseandsensibility]

31. Yeah, even though his talking points are first grade level

he's still not smart enough to create them. That's quite a statement when you think about it.

[Irish_Dem]

33. There are quite a few members of congress who do not have basic critical thinking skills.

Nor do they have basic manners and the ability to play nice with others.

[spike jones]

34. I believe the correct southern expression is "dumber than a sack of hammers." n/t

[keithbvadu2]

37. Order of Lenin medal for Tuberville

Order of Lenin medal for Tuberville

[senseandsensibility]

43. That seems appropriate.

Whether he's a useful idiot or there's something more nefarious going on.

[usonian]

52. Multiple ones. He serves his master well.

[maxsolomon]

38. Since his dumb ass isn't needed for Ukraine aid to pass the Senate

DGAF what he says.

Good job, Whypipo in Bama. So much better than Doug Jones...

[dlk]

39. Follow the money...

[sakabatou]

40. "I'm fine with fascists rolling over democracies," says Tuberville

[Qutzupalotl]

41. "Just an excuse to spend more money."

Like that's our goal, not protecting democracy. Just throwing away money for no reason.

Tuberville believes this nonsense because he listens to RW media, which flatters his self-image because it gives him someone to look down on. But he really hasn't thought this through.

Nobody wants to spend money for no reason. They have reasons, they're just ones you disagree with.

If you listen to too much partisan media, you'll start to believe their caricatures of the other side are real, and you'll make stupid mistakes like this.

[Evolve Dammit]

42. Total dipshit he is. However, he is holding onto 4,5 stars in hopes the Orange Anus returns. Betcha. Then they

(Orange Anus) could control the top brass and all below the rank would presumably follow orders. Tell me I'm nuts here folks.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

45. Why doesn't he walk into the Redstone Army Base and say that?

It's in his state just outside of Huntsville.

[senseandsensibility]

51. Yup

He's all hat no cattle as they say.

[DemocraticPatriot]

46. I want to shove a football up his ass....

He was never such a great coach anyway....

[trickyrick3]

48. Slava Ukraini!

Maybe if they can delay military appointments long enough they can get Trump re-elected and then he can put his own cronies in charge. The connections are clear and obvious: Tuberville-Jordan-Trump-Victor Orban-Putin. Long live the motherland!

[republianmushroom]

50. Just another member of the American putin team.

Many republican are a member of that team. IMO