UFC Fighter To Name Son For Tucker Carlson, Vows His Son Will Be "Home-Schooled, Unvaccinated"

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Christo-Fascist Nutbag UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell met his wife because of Tucker Carlson, and as a result, he’s decided to name his kid after the commentator. The 29-year-old told Carlson that about four years ago, he became Christian and prayed for a wife, “basically every day.”

Mitchell didn’t find what he was looking for initially, that was until he went on Carlson’s show, which he described as “the most exposure I’ve ever had in my life.”

“This really good-looking woman from Pennsylvania messages me on the internet,” Mitchell said. “We start talking. And we really bonded over our hatred of the government.”

Mitchell vows that his son will be home-schooled “because this culture is satanic and demonic.”

Mitchell adds, “He will be unvaccinated and he will learn my way of life.” Carlson: “What a blessed kid!”

Carlson warned Mitchell that his son will have to learn to be tough when children learn the word that rhymes with “Tucker.”

[lapfog_1]

1. hopefully he doesn't contract something really bad

no child should pay for his or her parents being idiots

[Think. Again.]

2. Didn't we used to have child-welfare laws?

[Axelrods_Typewriter]

8. Vaccines worked so well that many forgot why they were invented in the first place.

Said people got vaccination requirements in many states loosened or removed.

I bet if we started having to put people in iron lungs again vaccines would become bigger than Taylor Swift. I just had a thought, polio vaccination rates skyrocketed when Elvis got his on live TV, maybe if somebody like Taylor Swift gets their vaccines live on social media that'll cause way more people to get vaccinated.

[Lunabell]

3. He forgot "uneducated" as well.

Poor kid.

[Tickle]

6. That is not the case

There are disadvantage to being homeschool but not in applying to other schools so says quora .

[Liberal In Texas]

12. Quora. That font of wisdom.

I don't believe anything I see on Quora. If you have a question and want to find an answer that matches your personal bias, you can eventually find it.

And I don't understand your post "but not in applying to other schools."

[Tickle]

14. Sorry, I hate replying with my phone

When you home school you can take college courses if you pass an entrance test. Part of home schooling is taking college classes as part of home schooling. This according to qoura. When they then apply to well known colleges they get noticed because they have already started taking college classes as part of home schooling.

[Tickle]

15. I answered this with one finger

and my phone. I apologize

[Lunabell]

13. I wasn't referring to being homeschooled.

Just to being an uneducated idiot like dad.

[NickB79]

17. His mother and father sound like morons

And they'll be his teachers.

So yes, uneducated.

[Midnight Writer]

20. Homeschooling relies on the abilities and devotion of the teacher.

This fellow and his wife are going to be teaching hate and bigotry to their children, not reading and writing.

[LastDemocratInSC]

4. This is from a new Borowitz Report, right?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

5. Too many blows to his head?

[ProfessorGAC]

7. One Was Too Many For This Guy

He was starting with a gray matter deficit. Any losses are more than he can spare.

[Joe Cool]

9. If he was not brain damaged before, he is brain damaged now.

https://sports.yahoo.com/ufc-296-josh-emmetts-hard-right-sends-bryce-mitchell-into-convulsions-in-scary-scene-033731874.html


The hardest strike of UFC 296 belonged to featherweight Josh Emmett, whose punching prowess caused a scary scene following his bout against Bryce Mitchell.

Emmett knocked Mitchell out cold with a single hard right midway through the first round of the main card opener in Las Vegas on Saturday, sending the 29-year-old into convulsions on the mat. It took multiple minutes for Mitchell to get into a state where he could walk on his own.

[maxrandb]

10. How could we tell the difference?

I bet he's spent most of his miserable life "unable to walk on his own", or upright.

[Chainfire]

11. Marriage "bonded over hatred."

Lets see how that works out for you.

[LexVegas]

16. He should name his kid Josh after last night. nt

[Wonder Why]

18. Reminds me of Frank Zappa. Why didn't he change his name to

Moon Unit?

Poor child.

[Prairie Gates]

19. Imagine how much contempt Carlson has for this imbecile

[hatrack]

21. So, he'll grow up ignorant, with pulmonary scars from whooping cough . . .

. . . and maybe deaf from mumps or German measles?

Good plan there, champ.

[pecosbob]

22. His son, seventeen years later...

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