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kairos12

(13,586 posts)
Sat Dec 23, 2023, 01:09 PM Dec 2023

President Joe instantly wins a debate by doing 2 things.

As soon as President Joe walks on the stage he places a clothespin on his nose. And applies air freshener to the stage.

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President Joe instantly wins a debate by doing 2 things. (Original Post) kairos12 Dec 2023 OP
Trump stinks up the debate, could have several meanings Walleye Dec 2023 #1
That fucking Orange Bastard went from goddamn Pol Potbelly to President Pissflaps SoFlaBro Dec 2023 #2
Pissflaps? Traildogbob Dec 2023 #4
Pol Potbelly has soggy pissflaps that trap all kinds of b.o., shit-infused excrement, and a panoply of filth. SoFlaBro Dec 2023 #6
Well then...... Traildogbob Dec 2023 #7
id wear my resperator. luke my son. AllaN01Bear Dec 2023 #3
LOL LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2023 #5
If he did that, I would immediately lose my 💩 Funtatlaguy Dec 2023 #8
I'm betting trump will not debate President Biden, Bayard Dec 2023 #9
President Biden is right, #TrumpSmellsBad LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2023 #10
DUZY! kairos12 Dec 2023 #12
Prop NowISeetheLight Dec 2023 #11
I like a President who doesn't smell bad, don't you? #TrumpSmellsBad LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2023 #13
Trump of the Third Reek lame54 Dec 2023 #14

Traildogbob

(13,017 posts)
4. Pissflaps?
Sat Dec 23, 2023, 01:18 PM
Dec 2023

😂😂 Don’t know what those are but sure seems to adequately apply to Trump.

SoFlaBro

(3,790 posts)
6. Pol Potbelly has soggy pissflaps that trap all kinds of b.o., shit-infused excrement, and a panoply of filth.
Sat Dec 23, 2023, 01:20 PM
Dec 2023

Traildogbob

(13,017 posts)
7. Well then......
Sat Dec 23, 2023, 01:35 PM
Dec 2023

Even more accurate description of that festering boil on a hemorrhoid hanging out of a New York City rats ass.
Trump will now be selling his scent in a bottle for GQP women that dream of him grabbing their VaJayJay.
And GQP men like Jesse Waters and Tucker that want to be masculine to match their tanned ball sacks.

Bayard

(29,679 posts)
9. I'm betting trump will not debate President Biden,
Sat Dec 23, 2023, 02:04 PM
Dec 2023

But he could ask that his podium be moved 6 feet over.

NowISeetheLight

(4,002 posts)
11. Prop
Sat Dec 23, 2023, 05:10 PM
Dec 2023

Remember when Herschell Walker pulled put that badge at his debate. Maybe Joe could pull out a Depends and sit it on TFGs podium and say "just in case you need another".

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