LOL! Ron Filipkowski: The most dangerous place to be in Iowa is when you happen to wander between

[highplainsdem]

Ron Desantis and a pastrami sandwich.

Link to tweet

And in case you don't know why he tweeted that:

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[malaise]

1. Do not talk with food in your mouth

I was taught that as a toddler
Ewwwww!
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[Hermit-The-Prog]

15. Yeah, but could you shove a whole sandwich into 1 cheek and talk around it?

[peggysue2]

2. What is it with this man?

He acts as if he's starving which is obviously not the case. And his eating manners are atrocious.

Can you imagine the scene at State dinners with DeSantis at the table??

LOL.

[riversedge]

3. One of the table manners that got drilled into us kids was: DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.

[MOMFUDSKI]

7. Me

too. My mom could’ve been Emily Post.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

4. LOL

[haele]

5. When I was in the Navy, I had a habit of scarfing meals...

But that was because when underway, I worked 12 on/12 off and only had 30 minutes for a chow break before I had to be back up to my workspace.
About 3 to 5 minutes to get to the crew's mess, 5 to 10 minutes waiting in line... Not a lot of time. But I still wouldn't cram food, not talk with my mouth full.
But as he was JAG officer and supposedly had to go through knife and fork training; he has no excuse for eating like an E-1 snipe or swabie on his first deployment out of boot camp.

He must be an alien lizard invader still having problems with his human suit. How the hell did he make it through enough rubber chicken meal parties with the GOP hoi-polloi to even get the nod to run for office acting like that? Must have been before the alien took his place.

Haele

[JonAndKatePlusABird]

8. Knife and fork training

I thought you were being glib but it actually seems to be a thing. TIL

[haele]

9. All officers need to go to etiquette training before they can be commissioned.

They are considered representatives of US Policy (which is why their commission is from Congress) and their position places them in what is considered upper middle class.
It used to be considered a big deal for a young lady of "good family" to attract the attention of a commissioned officer as potential husband material.
Haele

[Hekate]

22. Makes a lot of sense, really. Something about DeSadist just isn't right, at all.

[marble falls]

26. Something? That whole boy ain't right.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

13. De Santis needs Spoon training, to deal with pudding without eating off fingers. . . .nt

[maxrandb]

29. Yes, Knife and Fork Training is what we called it

Went through LDO/CWO Indoc in Pensacola. They had an old lady that taught "etiquette". She was one of those "Officer and a Gentleman" girls from back in the day, who just wanted to marry a Navy Pilot. She joked that she was so good at it that she married 3 pilots in her life.

One word I would use to describe Ron would be "slovenly". No wonder he left the Navy for politics.

He and Steve Bannon

[underpants]

6. Is he growing a horn?

[rubbersole]

21. That's where he bumped his head on Casey's ass.

She stopped for a photographer and his leash went slack.

[underpants]

28. Ouch.

[kimbutgar]

10. Too bad he didn't choke on the food

That he so rudely ate while talking !

[wryter2000]

11. Yuck

You should only look like that in an eating competition

[ms liberty]

12. That is so gross. No one wants to see

All the partially masticated food in your open maw. Shut your mouth, you graceless twit.

[Ray Bruns]

14. This reminds me of the SNL sketch of Phil Hartmen as Bill Clinton in a McDonalds

[leftieNanner]

23. OMG too funny.

Loved Phil Hartman. Gone too young.

[hay rick]

16. Chipmunk Ron.

[lastlib]

18. Hey, that's highly insulting the entire Sciuridae family!

(although the order Rodentia might be accurate.......) Chipmunks are noble critters compared to that rocent.

[spooky3]

17. Sadly, I have several friends with advanced degrees and professional

Positions who eat and talk like that. I’m afraid it has nothing to do with social “class.”

[dchill]

19. He is still learning the ways of the earthling.

[Kid Berwyn]

20. Condescending Clod

Who, after meeting him, would lift a finger to save Ron DeSantis were he to choke on the $28 sandwich?

[marble falls]

24. He's been working on developing his skills for when his political career finally swirls down the toilet ...

... he's going into competitive eating.

[cloudbase]

25. I just have to ask. . .

Is it possible to get decent pastrami in Iowa? Jewish rye?

DeSantis probably eats his with mayo.

[SharonClark]

30. Yes, there are a few Jewish delis and upscale

markets in Iowa, in blue cities, not where De Satan hangs out.

[Mike Nelson]

27. Ha-ha!

... that's what "no lunch break" looks like on Ron.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

31. Puddin' fingers Ronnie

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[yellowcanine]

32. Stuffs it in his cheek like an effin hamster.

Ron DeHamster.