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Aviation Pro

(15,578 posts)
Mon Jan 1, 2024, 11:23 PM Jan 2024

What if.....

….the real reason Ms. Knauss hasn’t been seen close to Motherfucker nowadays is that the shitbag is scared she’s been given a vial of polonium or ricin from her handlers and he’s deliberately kept his distance?

Stranger things have happened.

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What if..... (Original Post) Aviation Pro Jan 2024 OP
Who is Ms Knauss? tritsofme Jan 2024 #1
Melania. Ocelot II Jan 2024 #3
The current Mrs. Motherfucker Aviation Pro Jan 2024 #4
Then she got a Genius Visa for all the languages she does not speak and a mythical college degree. keithbvadu2 Jan 2024 #9
That's using her head! JoseBalow Jan 2024 #12
Bwaaaaaah malaise Jan 2024 #14
I read where her mother is in poor health NJCher Jan 2024 #2
#Traitor is the source so that's assuredly a lie of some sort Arazi Jan 2024 #5
Otoh NJCher Jan 2024 #13
I have long had a nagging suspicion her day job was to come here, seduce him specifically, and be his handler Stinky The Clown Jan 2024 #6
Tangentially introduced by Epstein Aviation Pro Jan 2024 #7
her "handlers" - if she has any... lapfog_1 Jan 2024 #8
Old man tough guy is running scared pwb Jan 2024 #10
She has always been the one whose hand ran away DemocraticPatriot Jan 2024 #11

Aviation Pro

(15,578 posts)
4. The current Mrs. Motherfucker
Mon Jan 1, 2024, 11:30 PM
Jan 2024

Knauss is the name she had when she entered the country illegally.

keithbvadu2

(40,915 posts)
9. Then she got a Genius Visa for all the languages she does not speak and a mythical college degree.
Mon Jan 1, 2024, 11:58 PM
Jan 2024

Her genius part was being an escort for the Donald.

NJCher

(43,164 posts)
2. I read where her mother is in poor health
Mon Jan 1, 2024, 11:27 PM
Jan 2024

and she has been spending her time with her. Can't recall the source.

Arazi

(8,887 posts)
5. #Traitor is the source so that's assuredly a lie of some sort
Mon Jan 1, 2024, 11:31 PM
Jan 2024

Especially as Melanie’s father is out partying at MAL

NJCher

(43,164 posts)
13. Otoh
Tue Jan 2, 2024, 06:48 AM
Jan 2024

It’s melania’s world—would be completely typical if the father hated the mother.

Stinky The Clown

(68,952 posts)
6. I have long had a nagging suspicion her day job was to come here, seduce him specifically, and be his handler
Mon Jan 1, 2024, 11:31 PM
Jan 2024

Yeah . . . . . conspiracy theory, I know.

lapfog_1

(31,904 posts)
8. her "handlers" - if she has any...
Mon Jan 1, 2024, 11:37 PM
Jan 2024

are the same people as HIS handlers.

They want DJT back in the White House.

More secrets to hand over... and aid to Ukraine to cut off, not to mention disbanding NATO.

Personally, I think she was really wanting the whole First Lady / White House thing to be over so she can divorce his ass and write the tell all book to make millions, and either get a nice settlement before he loses all his money or inherent money from him should he finally have that cheeseburger / adderall induced heart attack.

 

DemocraticPatriot

(5,410 posts)
11. She has always been the one whose hand ran away
Tue Jan 2, 2024, 01:59 AM
Jan 2024

Probably a reaction to the smell....


I don't think she is anxious to be close to him.... within smell distance....


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