Ok, we're now in Jim Jones territory... Unf*cking Believable

[Joinfortmill]

https://www.rawstory.com/god-made-trump-video/

'Trump promoted a video that flat-out declared that "God gave us Trump" as His personal representative to lead the United States of America...the video declared that God needed Trump to "fight the Marxists" in America...The video then purported to quote God as saying, "I need somebody with arms strong enough to wrestle the Deep State and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild."

Elsewhere in the video, the narrator declared that "God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers, call out the fake news with their tongues as sharp as serpents, the poison of vipers is on their lips... so God made Trump."'

My words: Watch the video at your own risk. I did not.

[North Shore Chicago]

1. Which flavor

of Kool-aid could I bring for their enjoyment?

[Zambero]

5. Likely orange

Jim Jones had dibs on grape.

[North Shore Chicago]

6. *chuckles

[amb123]

19. It sure isn't Red

Because only "Marxists" and devil worshippers drink Red Kool-Aid.

[jaxexpat]

25. More importantly, why have I failed to invest in Kool-Aid stocks?

I could'a been a gazillionaire by now.

[muriel_volestrangler]

33. Poor old Kool-Aid - blamed, despite it being Flavor Aid

https://www.vox.com/2015/5/23/8647095/kool-aid-jonestown-flavor-aid

Flavor Aid is no longer available, though I can't work out when that happened. Since the world says "Kool-Aid" for Jamestown, I suppose it wasn't that that drove them out of business.

[jaxexpat]

36. Now THAT is interesting news to me. Gracias for the gravitas!

[NameAlreadyTaken]

41. Diet Coke

[Kennah]

55. Not appropriate!

It was grape Flavor-Aid.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/bruceweinstein/2018/03/29/two-great-reasons-to-stop-saying-i-drank-the-kool-aid/

[COL Mustard]

114. It has to be

Flavor Aid. They couldn’t afford Kool Aid at Jonestown.

[Walleye]

2. So let me get this straight, he's god's Superman representative, but he's a victim of the US government

[Probatim]

50. God's plan is ineffable...

Now let me tell you all about God's plan and how it'll unfold...

99% sure I got the right's "critical thinking skills" nailed in this post.

[Caliman73]

70. Classic right wing extremist rhetoric..

"We are strong, but our enemy surrounds us and oppresses us" "We are perfect and destined to rule, but our enemy is clever and deceitful".

Classic "strongman/victim" dichotomy. It isn't logical at all. We need to stop thinking about it as a logical construct. It is meant clearly and specifically to arouse the emotions of pride, fear, and anger. It is meant to pull people in based on a shared identity, a glorious past and future, to have them shut themselves off from the "evil outside world" and to arouse fear, anger, and prepare them for violence.

[Walleye]

71. So true, we shouldn't try to apply logic, education, or even humanity to these people. It's identity politics

Of course because they accuse us of it, it’s what they do

[TheKentuckian]

82. It is a similar play as terrorist lean on.

Not surprisingly as they are a theocratic domestic terrorist organization.

[slightlv]

85. If only they WOULD shut themselves

off the "evil outside world." We'd all be so much better off. They sure don't accept the old teaching of "my kingdom is not of this world."

I hit all the major churches as a kid through young adult, and a lot of the smaller charismatic ones, too. My grandmother was a traveling preacher. We played music at the churches, as well. Not one of them ever talked about taking on worldly power... that was about the biggest taboo that could be had... even moreso than sex.

ETTD... and I think the evangelical/charismatic churches may just discover that abbreviation holds for them, as well. The millions of people who have dropped off the Southern Baptist roles is incredible. And young people are not joining... they're opting out of religion for spirituality, according to the latest PRRS (geez... I hope that's the right acronym for that churchy poll).

If *T took out those churches, it would be fine by me. Let them go back to being the small building communities they once were. Or out of the religion business altogether.

And once we finally get a handle and can start really moving legislative changes along which have to be made... such that this maga crap never happens again... let's start revisiting that Tax Free status they enjoy so much. With as much politicking as has been done, and as much public money thrown at churches and church schools... as well as private schools... I think we need to start clawing back some of those dollars from all their political rallies -- Sundays and all. JMO.

[NJCher]

3. Yeah, don't think I can go there

But judging from those corny trump as Cheebus memes, the morans (old school DU spelling) will lap this up.

[EarnestPutz]

103. "Morans, Get a Brain". I miss that old meme. Let's work to bring it back.

[Zambero]

4. Kim Jong-Un couldn't have done any "better"

I recall a long-standing prediction to the effect that, when fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and clutching a cross. So here we are.

[Maeve]

7. "deliver his own grandchild"????? That germaphobe??? That coward???

ad infinitum

[tanyev]

15. For real. I'd bet that he was nowhere near the delivery room when his own children were born.

I'd also bet that no daughter or daughter in law would want him anywhere near the catch position when the baby came out. Where do they come up with this crap?????

[ECL213]

24. He probably tried to be there when Invanka gave birth...

just to get a good look.

[rubbersole]

57. Ewww...

..but true.

[ShazzieB]

89. Disgusting but totally believable. 🤢

[oldsoftie]

94. When the last one was born he was banging Stormy for 90 seconds.

According to her

[70sEraVet]

26. Oh, so THAT'S why he was grabbing women by their (you know)

He was trying to see if there was a grandchild to pull out!

[tblue37]

76. He can't tolerate the sight of blood.

[Maeve]

79. Particularly coming from a woman's "whatever"

[COL Mustard]

115. Well, it's one way to look at

Ivanka’s coochie!

(Sorry, I know it’s early).

[2naSalit]

8. JFC!

[malaise]

13. Ditto

Rec

[Delmette2.0]

31. May I add

[2naSalit]

69. Thank you!

Had I the presence of mind at the time I posted, I would have used those!

[Leghorn21]

9. He's up before dawn!

He works hard all week and then goes to church!

[k55f5r]

61. He's a well -respected man about town

doing the best things most conservatively.

[Leghorn21]

66. Indeed he is, k55f5r!!

[LymphocyteLover]

84. LOL!

though this situation is sickening

[AltairIV]

10. Jim Jones

Frankly, like Jim Jones I'm rooting for the same outcome.

[Ray Bruns]

22. Same here

[jaxexpat]

27. Jonesian justice? Okay.

[no_hypocrisy]

11. Shrub could have tried that shtik as he was a Born Again Christian,

but either he (and Karl Rove) didn't think he could pull it off or he just didn't want to go there. (He was getting stuff done on his agenda without being "God's Chosen".

[Bettie]

12. I doubt he could pick any of his grandchildren

out of a lineup. So...yeah, all I have is WTF.

[GoCubsGo]

68. I doublt he can even name a single one of them.

[leftyladyfrommo]

14. Remember he has a real thing about women

and blood. He wouldn't be anywhere near a birth.

[tanyev]

18. But that's why he keeps grabbing women by the p***y--

he's just checking to see if there's a baby he needs to help deliver!

[70sEraVet]

28. See my comment on line #26. I wrote it a few minutes after you wrote yours.

We think too much alike!

[tanyev]

90. GMTA!

[czarjak]

16. A God that needs The Donald to fulfill his will?

Doesn't sound all THAT great thou art to me.

[Xavier Breath]

34. "What does God need with a starship?"

to quote one great philosopher.

[SouthernDem4ever]

37. Good quote.

Even if Star Trek 5 was my least favorite.

[Xavier Breath]

45. Five wasn't good, true

but I have to go with The Motion Picture as my least favorite. Five at least tried to be playful and in the spirit of the series and previous movies (2-4) even though it mostly failed, while TMP is just a sullen mess. Meh, they're both bad for different reasons, I guess, so we're both correct

[SouthernDem4ever]

46. Agreed.

[Deep State Witch]

51. We Called It

Star Trek: The Motion Sickness. It was just plain awful, from those hideous gray jumpsuits to the pedo brought in as the "hunky leading man" that later turned to out be a creeper.

[Takket]

98. 5 was certainly not the best but that is by far my favorite quote from anything TOS/TOS movie related

I use it all the time, anytime anyone claims God needs help from a politician for anything lol

[Emile]

17. You'd think that God would have made sure Trump won

in the last election. God must hate Trump now.

[chouchou]

20. The only thing that man can deliver is a gigantic load in his pants.

[FalloutShelter]

21. So... sick of ALL THIS NOISE?

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TWO words that should begin EVERY discussion of TFG. TRAITOR and RAPIST.
The end.

Sick of all of this other bullshit and blather.

I was the head skunk at every party this Holiday, and I don't care.
I interrupted every discussion with the two magic words, and I think that every Democrat or Liberal pundit or lawyer should begin every discussion with- Donald J. Trump is a Traitor and a Rapist.... now I'll take your question.

[SouthernDem4ever]

35. Don't forget Liar.

so I like Donald J Trump is a liar, a traitor and a rapist.

[FalloutShelter]

38. The shocking truth is that lying doesn't seem to be a disqualifier anymore.

[Celerity]

106. liar, a traitor and a rapist... those are big pluses for many MAGAts

[CrispyQ]

77. Every day I hope this is the day Donald Trump dies & the earlier in the day the better.

I used to want justice now I just want relief. It would be the best thing for the country, too, cuz there's no one else his cult will coalesce around at this point.

[FalloutShelter]

78. I agree 100%

[summer_in_TX]

109. Probably a pedophile and enabler of trafficking too.

There are at least 500 children still missing who were separated from their parents at the border, in spite of all the Biden administration has done to reunite parents and children who were parted. I read at least one news report of at least one planeload full of girls on a red-eye flight to Miami. Of course the red-eye flights are cheaper. But Miami is an international trafficking hub. Then there was the news crew in New York that got wind of the arrival of a group of children at a shelter late one day. They weren't allowed close and the children were removed somewhere else pretty rapidly. Always made me wonder. So much secrecy and hiding. They were secretive with many of the adults too, perhaps because they were keeping them in office buildings as the numbers escalated and finding space became an issue.

[malaise]

23. When is their mass suicide?

Asking for some friends

[70sEraVet]

29. I was surprised that in the video it showed Trump shoving aside...

one of the European world leaders so that he could get in a prominent spot for photos. They just don't make messiahs like they used to!

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

30. Watch the video?? No thanks!!

[cayugafalls]

32. Can I help give out the little cups with the orange 'vitamins'?

I'm in Texas and I figure a couple of well placed Kool-Aid stands in the heat of summer....place a nice sign:

"Free Trump-ade!"

Just sayin'

[AllaN01Bear]

39. have you ever been shot by a ak47 seanator? no but i h,, have you ever been shot by a ak47. ,,,,,,dead air.

also alert the mother ship whilst at it.

[KS Toronado]

40. Did Der orange Fuhrer come out with this today to distract from Biden's speech this afternoon?

Which reminds me should be around 3:15 EST

[Cherokee100]

42. Orange

'Orange Jesus'. Are we surprised?

[bucolic_frolic]

43. They're in the psychiatric mind manipulation business: propaganda

[Prairie Gates]

44. Anyone who watches that and accepts it without irony

is already primed to round people up for the shooting pits.

And, of course, to do the shooting.

These people are terrifying.

[hadEnuf]

87. You are right.

It's time to stop laughing them off.

Yes they are nuts, but they are violent nuts who are armed to the teeth and operate in lockstep.

[Ponietz]

47. Mansonite vermin

[sop]

48. No doubt this will cause Trump's followers to slip into a collective fugue state and begin speaking in tongues.

[dalton99a]

49. For God so loved America that he gave us his psychotic pussy-grabbing liar rapist man-child

[Permanut]

81. A famous passage of scripture..

I think it's from Adverbs. Or maybe Galoshes or Artesians.

[LudwigPastorius]

105. IIRC, it was Two or Three Chlorinthians.

However many it takes.

[Permanut]

108. I defer to your Biblical expertise.

[patphil]

52. If I was to adhere to the traditional description of Trump's god,

He'd be all red, with hooves, horns and a tail.
And some say that Trump is his son...could be.
These maga trump humpers are insane.

[iluvtennis]

53. Pure unadulterated madness !!! n/t

[lindysalsagal]

54. "Deliver his own grandchild" is porn for them: He's at Ivanka's baby's birth......

[GoCubsGo]

67. I doubt that shitbag was anywhere near Ivanka while she was delivering any of her spawn.

And, I doubt he can even name ANY of his grandchildren, let alone having delivered them.

[Kennah]

56. Where's the punchline?

[liberal N proud]

58. If the outcome is the same, a lot of problems would be solved

StRt mixing the koolaid

[Scalded Nun]

59. They cannot drink that shit fast or soon enough

[Traildogbob]

60. I have been

Watching WW2 in Color and Apocalypse WW2 on Smithsonian. All the leaders of those monsters played the God card.
Interestingly the Emperor of Japan was deemed their God on Earth. And was worshipped as such.
He did not Govern, just rode the wave and lived the life of worship, and his generals ran the country. And God anointed them all. And all the citizen cultist gleefully died for them all, from Japan to Germany to Italy.
They all went down in flames as did millions in the cults before defeat. And we have propaganda like German did, (actually whole networks with talking heads like Hannity and Tuckums and Bannon AND Churches). Maybe we will luck out and they will poison themselves to avoid consequences. But damn no need to kill 6 daughters for your shit. Do we believe the world will come here to take out our God cult leader, hell bent on owning the world, while millions die to rid the world of him? Leaving a flattened country. Will the “Good Guys” drop two big bombs on us to end the reign of another “God” in Charge walking the earth?

.

[Hekate]

62. Welcome to the Apocalypse. Trying to recall who said of Trump's followers "we're talking suicide vests"

Years and years ago. Wilson — ETTP — and he made a point of saying he was not joking.

[republianmushroom]

63. Yup, some say that,

but, if there is a god, it also gave use syphilis, cancer, plagues, etc., not everything it gave us is good.
trump being one of those bad things.

[GreenWave]

64. WTH??? God needed Trump to "fight the Marxists" in America. ???

Fight all 27 of those Marxists? Why doesn't the generic named deity got off the arse and do it? Said deity must know IQ-2 ($5-47) will always screw it up.

[Traildogbob]

65. One thing about his

Statements I can believe. Delivering a grandchild, he would give all to see Ivanka’s Vagina. A life long dream to him.

[pfitz59]

72. I watched the video

What a load of crap. He claims to have delivered one of his grandkids. Claims to attend church. Lots more nauseating swill.

[moondust]

73. He needs a Jesus costume.

So that people don't forget who he is.

[vercetti2021]

74. So can we skip to the Kool-Aid ending of the story then?

because that would be much more preferred

[DemocraticPatriot]

101. We already had a lot of 'covid kool-aid'....

[Tribetime]

75. It's like he wants to get struck by lightning

[Tommy Carcetti]

80. "God Made Trump" is the long-awaited sequel to...

..."Everyone Poops."

[EarnestPutz]

102. Damn, Tommy, I needed a good laugh after watching that drivel, and you came through. Thanks.

[LymphocyteLover]

83. God gave us disease too

[NowISeetheLight]

86. Chosen... OK What God? Mephistopheles?

He's a disgrace, compulsive luar, cheat, adulterous scumbag, I mean what God do they think ordained him?

[Yavin4]

88. You're wrong.

It's very believable.

[prodigitalson]

91. deliver his own grandchild?

that one really sticks out. even among all the other blasphemy and idolatry and psychopathy

I mean deliver his own grandchild? what the ever living fuck?

[peggysue2]

92. I watched the vid

It is pure sacrilege for anyone who takes religion seriously. To compare any man to God is delusional but to compare this man to God is blasphemy without parallel.

The vid is compilation of lies and distortions. It also dings Melania with 'lunching with the ladies' while Don the Grifter works his heart out for the country, then shows her nearly tripping on their way to the Presidential Helicopter.

Got a clear feeling, wifey-poo is on Trump's 'bad' list which belies this nonsense that she's going to make her mark in the 2024 election. Unless that's the Mark of the Devil she's aiming for.

The whole thing was creepy as Hell.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

93. This is straight out of the authoritarian handbook

Link to tweet

[lastlib]

95. Costuming! Bring in hip-waders!!

I haven't seen that much high-grade manure since my dad closed down the dairy farm.

[greymattermom]

96. How about an AR circle in AR

with Sarah watching from the middle.

[Takket]

97. "God needed Trump to "fight the Marxists" in America"

Isn't God omnipotent? Why would they need anyone to help them with anything?

[Attilatheblond]

99. How long before Casey DeSantis sues him for plagiarism?

https://people.com/politics/ron-desantis-god-made-fighter-ad/

[DemocraticPatriot]

100. Ok, FINE. After he realized his mistake, God Gave us President JOE BIDEN !!!!

But personally, I don't believe it was 'God' who gave us tRump----


it was that other guy....

[Oneironaut]

104. Can we skip to the end part?

Imagine how much better off this country would be.

[Initech]

107. The GOP has gone so far off the deep end...

That they're currently hovering slightly above the bottom of the Marianus Trench.

[Xolodno]

110. God: Leave me out of this.

I kicked your ass out of paradise for a reason. Could have been happy and naked, nope.

And the last time I sent someone to give you hand, you killed him. To hell with you, this is your mess.

[Demovictory9]

111. Ugh..I can't even watch

[IronLionZion]

112. He encouraged his supporters to take poison and snake oil during COVID

while resisting masks, social distance, or any common sense. So there may be fewer cult members these days.

[mwb970]

113. The trump cult and the God cult seem to attract the same dumb people.

What a crazy, backwards world these weak-minded religious fools live in!

[AllyCat]

116. Pulled this straight from Paul Harvey.

More plagiarism

[EarnestPutz]

117. Badly written too. "Vipers.....serpents......more vipers" Truly dumb.