So Kyle Rittenhouse appears to have joined some sort of Christian militia group...

[Tommy Carcetti]

...where he gets to shoot guns and gorge himself on Welch's fruit snacks all day.

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I see his efforts of keeping a low profile and remaining solemn and remorseful after killing two people are going swimmingly well. Cool, cool.

[Hugin]

1. Training for what?

Avoiding responsibility?

Seems like it is redundant at this point.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

4. Meal Team 6

[Hugin]

6. I've heard there's openings on...

The Ukrainian Front. Citizenship and a free toaster.

Kyle should consider it.

[quakerboy]

16. I think we all know his sort

Would be signing up for the wrong side of that war, if they had the gumption to sign up for anything actually dangerous.

[Diamond_Dog]

7. I wondered the same thing. Training for what?

[SocialDemocrat61]

15. To better fake cry

at his next trial?

[CurtEastPoint]

2. Kinda looks like...

[ProudMNDemocrat]

3. Career prospects looking up, Kyle?

The book must not be selling all that well then?

[Voltaire2]

5. I hope he crimes again real soon.

[Aristus]

10. Last time that happened, two people died and he got away with it.

I would much rather his precious assault rifle blows up in his ugly face.

[BlueIdaho]

8. The cult of the gun

Will eventually drop this worshipful boy right in his grave.

[Firestorm49]

9. I'm not a betting man, but I would suspect that the dear lad is under scrutiny by more than one three initial agency.

[CanonRay]

11. Why don't you join the real Army instead of Meal Team Six

You shit for brains coward.

[LiberalFighter]

14. If I was running the military I would disqualify him.

[Chainfire]

12. That boy will come to a bad end, it is just a matter of time.

[Blue Owl]

13. Fix me a sandwhich, mother

[Jimbo S]

17. The ladies just gotta

dig that look.