Trump's Mother-In-Law

[Onlyserious]

Condolences to Melania and family. That said, has it been determined where Mrs. Knavs final resting place will be?

The victim of "chain migration," Melania's Mum deserves a prominent place on one of the Trump Properties, subject to the tax implications of the placement. Mar-a-Lago is the obvious choice, but there are others. And I understand Florida usuals are becoming tricky with rising sea levels and all....

I'd like my remains spread around Mar-a-Largo, but not be cremated. Who do I talk to to make it happen?

[PJMcK]

1. You have to be a member (n/t)

[getagrip_already]

2. I hear if you buy all the family trading card nft's

You may get a special physical one autographed by stinky himself with some of his mil's ashes embedded in the card.

They are only $49.99 each, and there are 100 of them in total.

But hurry, they are limited. Also, a few lucky winners may get to buy stinky dinner on the capaign trail!

[LoisB]

3. Maybe Melania will take her back to Slovenia and stay there.

[coprolite]

4. I'd like my remains spread around Mar-a-Largo

A pack of wild hyenas?