Alina Habba just found out this isn't a Newsmax interview.

[Swede]

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[Scrivener7]

1. Wow. She's a special kind of stupid, isn't she?

[Omnipresent]

6. Exactly!

What lawyer (in their right mind) would talk to a judge like that?
Tfg is scraping the bottom of the barrel in finding competent attorneys.

[joshdawg]

11. Yep. Just look at who she is "representing."

[Butterflylady]

14. Special kind of stupid...

I really like that.

[StarryNite]

54. The most specialist kind.

[Warpy]

74. She's an egomaniac who wants to be a TV expert

The problem is that she doesn't seem to be much of an expert in anything but diving for an open mic.

TFG is getting exactly the representation he deserves. I imagine she hasn't been fired because he's stupid and she's "hawt" and very loyal.

[COL Mustard]

95. I think she's doing what the client demands

After all, how’s she going to convince him that she’s worth marrying if she doesn’t do exactly what he says?

[Moostache]

98. Just 4-dimensional chess...

She is PRETENDING to be smart but is more important to be "pretty" (but someone's substandard level of grading). Its really just brilliance disguised as incompetence to throw us off the trail...

[Midnight Writer]

2. Trump will not grieve his mother-in-law, nor will he attend her funeral.

He will campaign instead.

This is just another con on his part.

[Rebl2]

23. Exactly

[usaf-vet]

29. Hell, he buried a former wife in the ruff on a golf course he owns. He DISCARDS people when he is done with them.

He is a hollow person. Use and toss. Is the most compassion he can muster.

[unblock]

81. Worse, he's likely using her as a tax break

https://www.businessinsider.com/ivana-trump-gravesite-trump-national-golf-club-tax-break-2022-7

[usaf-vet]

83. And I would bet that some of the TOP Secret materials are also in the gravesite. Traitor likely someday to be found ....

..... the worst in our history.

[JohnnyRingo]

96. I have a theory on that grave plot at his country club.

I wonder if there's a law that says a property can't be foreclosed on if there's a family cemetery on the premises.
It might protect him in the eventuality that he has a judgement lien against him and he has to start selling off property holdings.

In that case, other members of his family should probably avoid situations that could be perilous.

[mobeau69]

3. Lock her up.

[Botany]

4. Judge to Lawyer Habba:

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Shut up, sit down, and I have already ruled on this. And he (the judge) told Trump’s attorneys
in this courtroom my rulings are the law … a few days ago.

[getagrip_already]

5. she is going to find herself sanctioned at the end of this trial....

And when engorin issues his final decision as well.

Kaplan won't do it during the trial if he can avoid it since it would cause a mistrial, but once the decision is in he will likely address habbas lack of ethics and court demeaner.

Or, at least, he can if he chooses to.

Engorin as already threatened as much. He can revoke her ticket to practice in NYS. She isn't a member of the NYS bar, she only has visitation privs.

[Disaffected]

25. "Kaplan won't do it during the trial if he can avoid it since it would cause a mistrial..."

I wonder if that is exactly what she is trying to provoke - a mistrial even if it does result in sanctions (anything to delay, delay, delay...).

[getagrip_already]

31. probably.....

She has shown she is willing to give up her license to protect stinky. She thinks he will continue to pay her as her career is stripped away. She thinks her looks will save her.

If not him, then fox news or some other media outlet.

So she is going to try to cause some issue in front of the jury that will poison the jury and cause a mistrial, despite the judges best efforts to reign them in.

We will see when she cross examines carrol. That will tell a lot.

[Disaffected]

55. Yes, the more I think about it,

it seems v likely that is what's going on - how else to explain it?

She views it as some sort of a career enhancer and it likely will be until her usefulness runs out and Stench abandons her (like Rudy G).

[JoseBalow]

64. She's auditioning for a job at Newsmax

[rsdsharp]

66. I hear McDonalds is hiring.

She can refill the mustard dispensers.

[ChazInAz]

70. McDonald's is a good idea.

She could maintain the soft-serve ice cream machines.

[rsdsharp]

71. History argues that she already is.

[SouthernDem4ever]

59. "If not him, then fox news or some other media outlet"

FILLING IN FOR JEANNINE PIRRO............

[johnnyfins]

67. tuff act to follow

They broke the gargoyle mold when they made Pirro.

[BonnieJW]

82. Her looks???

Her resting bitch face, her perpetual smirk precludes any hope of looks

[sir pball]

72. That, or an appeal on incompetent representation nt

[Traildogbob]

7. Did she

Further purse out her pouty lips for show and send warm feelings into trumps mushroom?
Sit down and shut up lady.
Hope this Judge presides over an MTG case sometime when she decides to rep herself as an insurrectionist. If anybody EVER needed an order to sit down and shut up.
Hope Georgia says it to her.

[Blue Dawn]

30. You made me laugh out loud!

"...send warm feelings into trumps [sic] mushroom."

Priceless wording.....

[Traildogbob]

48. Does she think

The lip thing makes her look scary to the judges?
Sorry to plant any image of trumps groin in any one.
Stormy will see that for eternity
I just don’t get trump women. Sure, the Iowa ones they interviewed none stop after the “Massacre” of his opponents Thus week, , but college educated, and pretty, and at least somewhat intelligent.
Habba will never scrub the stink off from him, professionally or figuratively. She will be the female Rudy of lawyers.
Or be a star on Fox with her own show.

[sop]

63. She's clearly going for her own show at FOX.

A regular on-air legal analyst at the very least.

[Traildogbob]

65. Maybe replace the other drunken

ShoutyJudge Jenene that is headed to Rudy paradise soon.

[ExciteBike66]

8. She should "strenuously object"

[PJMcK]

16. Nice reference!

ETA: Trump has A Few Bad Lawyers.

[Kennah]

56. Send in Jo

[spanone]

9. trmp is free to go to his mother in laws funeral.

This is hilarious....such a victim.

[keithbvadu2]

10. And then the burial at which golf course?

[3Hotdogs]

15. Bedminster, 12 ft, west of the 5th tee ----

The one that's under water now, due to last week's rain.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

24. What does Melania have to say about that?

She knows how her dick of a husband treated wife#1 so shabbily.

Would she want that for her mother? I would put my foot down and take the body back to Slovenia or somewhere away from Orange Foolius.

[keithbvadu2]

44. Not just Dotard. The three offspring share the disrespect to their mother.

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[Girard442]

51. A number of people have pointed out...

...that this is a golf course with full-time groundskeepers. They would care for Ivana's grave as part of their regular duties -- unless they were specifically told not to.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

57. A more sinister and callous person would put out such orders.

For we all know that Dipshit 45 LACKS empathy, respect, etc. That is who Narcissists are.

[FakeNoose]

68. Makes it harder to find and dig up later

... just sayin'

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

73. Nah

Ground penetrating radar makes quick work of finding a grave They're not cheap, at $20-40K, but if someone were determined enough, they could lease one, or find a used or cheap model that would probably work well enough.

[AllaN01Bear]

12. sit down, i have ruled .

or political ralley? snork.

[Hugin]

13. Just wait until she tries to cash her paycheck...

And she sees “defending the Trump brand is more than enough compensation, you’ll be famous and should be paying me… I mean 47!” Scrawled on the bottom in a childlike inadequate way.

[Johonny]

39. She is planning her second career

In book sales and Newsmax expert appearances. She there for what comes after this, if she can avoid jail time.

[TwilightZone]

17. What's next? "You're not the boss of me!"

Trump's being represented by a child, which I suppose is appropriate.

[rubbersole]

18. This is getting sooooo good!!

[3Hotdogs]

19. Future court case ---- Judge: I sentence your client to 72 months, plus 36 months of supervised release."

Habba: "I don't like to be spoken to that way,"

[Hekate]

20. That cheers me up

[dalton99a]

21. Terrible heartless judge. Give the man a chance to grieve and cope

in jail.

[iluvtennis]

22. Habba Dabba is FA'ing and FO'ing. 😂. n/t

[Freethinker65]

26. Hahaha. Now Trump is obligated to attend the funeral and pretend to mourn with Melania

I honestly don't know if Trump can spend a day honoring anyone besides himself. He better be sedated.

[TSExile]

35. I have the feeling Melania would want him to stay away...

...preferably FOREVER.

[ShazzieB]

46. Hard agree.

And jokes aside, the funeral and burial arrangements are not his call. Mel's in charge, and she's not about to let him bury her mom on some golf course. Mrs. Knavs will be interred in style in some nice cemetery.

[jcgoldie]

38. He'll give the eulogy...

30 minutes on how the election was stolen real tearjerker!

[MyOwnPeace]

49. Nailed it!!!!!

[JoseBalow]

69. "in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been"

[riversedge]

43. No, I think Trump will show up at trial and further his victim status with reporters.

[Ohio Joe]

27. What a dope

[OMGWTF]

28. This low bid parking garage lawyer will end up working as a cashier at said garage if she's lucky.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

36. My thoughts exactly...

[Fiendish Thingy]

32. Are we taking bets yet on when she will go full Pacino?

YOU’RE OUT OF ORDER!!!

[jcgoldie]

33. But i don't like to be spoken to that way!

I’m the judge stfu and sit down! 🤣😂🤣

[Mr. Evil]

34. Oh wow!

I would've paid to watch that in person.

[Blue Owl]

37. Suck it, Captain Pantload!

[Biophilic]

40. Well, she said she'd rather be pretty than smart.

Because it was easy to pretend to be smart. She may need to work just a tad harder at appearing smart.

[Seinan Sensei]

45. Pretty is as Pretty does

[ShazzieB]

50. Habba is finding out how hard hard it is to fake being smart. 😁

[fierywoman]

79. I'm loving watching Alina pretend to be smart.

[orangecrush]

41. DENIED

[Happy Hoosier]

42. I'm not clicking on TwiXXer links....

Can someone describe?

No clicks for Musk. Period.

[stopdiggin]

47. you didn't have to. it's all there in the OP. -(nt)-

[Happy Hoosier]

62. Wasn't showing up for me...

Is now…. Internet burp?

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

75. Assumption not in evidence

It's not showing up for me.

[FreeState]

78. You know they make money on embeds right? n/t

[stopdiggin]

91. I found the info right there in the OP

both extracted script and screenshot. (no clicking necessary) And that is how I responded ...

[ShazzieB]

52. The exchange was as follows....

Habba: I would like to address what your Honor is recommending in writing overnight -
you're proposing an instruction, right?

Judge Kaplan: I want briefs on Friday before 4pm.

Habba: My client & I wish to point out Ms. Carroll can sit in front of jurors everyday. But my client has to choose between attending his mother in law's funeral -

Judge Kaplan: I have ruled. Sit down.

Habba: I don't like to be spoken to that way. Please refrain. I am asking for an adjournment for a funeral.

Judge Kaplan: Denied. Sit down.

[oldinmtdem92]

97. i dont click on x or dicdoc.

if enough boycott them they will go away. i hope.

[NoMoreRepugs]

53. HubbaBubba continues to audition for NewsMax and Fox anchor spots.

[Kennah]

58. Elle says

[Orrex]

60. He probably needs to attend so he can bury another coffin full of evidence

[usaf-vet]

84. EXACTLY!

[TSExile]

61. Can't lawyers be arrested for contempt of court...

...or does that only pertain to criminal and not civil trials?

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

76. Judges can charge lawyers with contempt

Not many lawyers go there, but it's been known to happen:

https://www.reuters.com/legal/us-supreme-court-lets-chevron-foe-donzigers-contempt-conviction-stand-2023-03-27/

[bluestarone]

77. "What we have here is, A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE" !!!!!

Maybe this could be the FIRST hearing, where the defendant AND the DEF. LAWYER will be both GAGGED!!!

[Iggo]

80. Trump couldn't pick his mother-in-law out of a line-up.

[live love laugh]

85. He's still campaigning and social media-ing proving he's not grieving.

[Cha]

86. Wow.. How much do we like Judge Kaplan!

Habba doesn't like to be spoken to this way..

Well Fuck.. E Jean Carroll Deon'st like to be spoken about the your freakshow client is Talking!!!

[paleotn]

87. Pretty cheeky for a twit with a degree from a low tier law school.

Then again, maybe that last part explains it. She has no clue what the hell she's doing.

[TSExile]

88. Katie Phang just said as much on Deadline: White House.

She is a former prosecutor, and she slammed Habba - deservedly so!!

[paleotn]

89. Thanks. That outburst just amazes me.

Guess Habba was absent the day her law professor said "There's nothing closer to God on earth than a judge in their courtroom."

[TSExile]

90. You're welcome!! See Katie rip Habba here:

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

92. Parking lot attorneys are lousy litigators

Habba is a horrible trial attorney.

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[ecstatic]

93. Thanks for the laugh.

It was sorely needed!

Sit down.

Is there audio anywhere????

[FDRFTW]

94. Some other Habba gems from today:

"Habba: Do you know if there is a communications team at the White House?

Carroll: I don't know.

Habba: I represent to you that it does -

Judge Kaplan: You're not going to be representing anything, or you'll be a witness."

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Habba: Many people called you a liar before the President made his statement --

Carroll's lawyer: She's not asking a question.

Habba: I wasn't finished. It says, "You're a pathetic old hag"

Judge Kaplan: It's not in evidence.

Habba: I'm trying to get it in
….

Habba: Many people called you a liar before the President made his statement --

Carroll's lawyer: She's not asking a question.

Habba: I wasn't finished. It says, "You're a pathetic old hag"

Judge Kaplan: It's not in evidence.

Habba: I'm trying to get it in

Judge Kaplan: No, we are not going to read out loud a document not yet in evidence.

We are going to take a break right here to 3:30 and you're going to refresh your memory about how you get a document in.

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Habba: How do you suggest I proceed?

Judge Kaplan: Show it to her, ask if she recognizes it.

Habba: Do you recognize it?

Carroll: Yes.

Judge Kaplan: It's
not marked. It should be marked. Do it appropriately. Do it overnight. They. Need. To. Be. Premarked