This is the actual story Republicans are going with. 🤣🤣🤣

[sheshe2]

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This is the actual story republicans are going with: Trump built the wall and gave us world peace and then Democrats and China (Trump’s pal Xi) made up a phony virus that doesn’t make you sick—and trump caught it and made a beautiful vaccine that kills you and he saved us—before Joe stole the election and trump had to start an insurrection that didn’t happen that Nancy did just so they could make it look like trump did it even though he told the attackers he loved them and would pardon them and Obama secretly runs everything and the CIA and FBI do too and George soros and they started the war Putin started and are behind the Hamas attack as well and trump will stop it all in 24 hours.

Luke Zaleski

[Hermit-The-Prog]

1. My head hurts.

[sheshe2]

9. Mine too 😳

[Probatim]

10. That pain might explain the anger on the right as they try to process

their love for America and freedom and trunt.

[FakeNoose]

2. This is what cellphones and SMS are doing to too many formerly sane Americans

How much of this can be blamed on Elon Musk and Zwitter?

How much is the fault of Mark Zuckerberg and Farcebook?

[mercuryblues]

3. The attackers

Were BLM and Antifa, whom trump told he loved and promised pardons for their perfectly peaceful sight seeing tour of the capitol.

[Ray Bruns]

35. And that's also why why they were wearing all that Trump memorabilia and waving all those Trump flags

Screaming “Make America Great Again” so the reptilians from Seti Alpha six could replace Trump supporters with replicants.

Wait, what were we talking about?

[2naSalit]

4. That's...

Exactly what he's saying.

[liberal N proud]

5. The cult members eat that shit up

And they make him their messiah

[Farmer-Rick]

37. This is why they make him a god

He's so crazy and unintelligible, he has to be a god talking in riddles.

[et tu]

6. e z pee z politics

don't have 2 remember stuff cuz the chosen 1 knos all~
what has been said before, you can't fix stupid!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

7. Sums it up. Quite the pre'cis. The internal contradictions are the crowning glory. . . . nt

[TexasBushwhacker]

8. Uh, #1 you don't have to be a registered Republican

to vote in the Republican primary, just like you don't have to be a registered Democrat to vote in the Democratic primary. More voters are registered as independents than Republican.

#2 - Republicans have been doing that rat fuckery for eons. If the Republican candidate has a lock, they vote for the weakest Democrat, BECAUSE THEY CAN.

[dchill]

11. Gee. I hope that's all true!!

Help me Jesus.

[Torchlight]

12. Best thing about being a conservative is the absolute freedom from independent thought.

Give them a couple of t-shirt slogans, a bumper sticker or two, and a few simplistic talking-points read on-air by a balding, sweaty white guy with pit stains across his forehead, and suddenly they have an unassailable governing philosophy for the rest of their lives (or at least until the new tshirt slogans get printed next week).

[KS Toronado]

13. Been a ton of 24 hour days go by since Тяцмp claimed he could stop war

in 24 hours using only his Jedi mind tricks. Why doesn't he get off the campaign trail for 2 days
and prove to the world how fearful of him other world leaders are and stop these wars? Is he so
dumb that he can't see being the HERO of stopping 2 wars would be the easy road to the
White House for him?

Or does he have so much money wrapped up in the Military Industrial Complex that making money
is more important to him than peoples lives he doesn't know and actually wants to start more?

[Ohioboy]

19. This is what I've been pointing out to the Magats I know

If Trump has a way of stopping a war in 24 hours and doesn't use it to help his country, and to save the lives of thousands of people, it just shows how much of a total asshole he is, and unworthy of anyone voting for him.

[KS Toronado]

21. Been saying the same thing to MAGAts around here

Lots of questions go along with him bragging about it.........

"You ever see anybody stop a war in 24 hours?"

"You honestly think Тяцмp could do that in 24 hours?"

"What kind of person brags he can do the impossible and he's the only one in the world capable?"

"Can this Country survive with a braggart like that in the White House promising the moon and
delivering nothing ?"

Keep up the good work!

[Prairie_Seagull]

36. If it wanted to increase it's chances, Get on with the show.

Wait, it will just claim it did.

[PortTack]

24. President Zelensky said he will welcome dotard to Ukraine with open arms if will do as he says he can and stop

The war in 2 days….

[NNadir]

14. My vote for best post of the week. N/t

[sop]

15. We've all been exposed to Trumpisms for far too long...that entire paragraph sort of makes sense.

[Martin68]

16. There is no single "story." Their story changes on a daily if not hourly basis, moving the goal posts around as

facts catch up with their Great Leader and expose him for the worthless piece of shit he is. Today’s story is tomorrow’s old news. One moment it’s Jewish space lasers, and the next it’s Hunter’s laptop. But it has to keep changing to keep the interest of the rubes that think Trump is their Man.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. LOL

[AllaN01Bear]

18. my head hurts too. what pure nonsense.

[Tesha]

20. I'm in NH, and even the idiots here are saying

It was rigged!!
Cheating!
Dems voted for Nikki!!!
All to beat Trump, the HUGE winner because you guys cheated!

When we actually have a plurality of undeclared voters and those folks get to choose which ballot to take.
An open primary works both ways as many people decide which ballot based on the importance of the choice.

The folks here should know this, but parroting it on FB this morning showed that the talking points they were fed last night and this morning overrode their knowledge of our state’s elections. Idiots.

[dalton99a]

22. Good summary

[PortTack]

23. Hey kyle becker...who ever you are....got any receipts? We Dems ....we will wait

[essaynnc]

25. Who is this Kyle guy???? Nt

[PortTack]

31. Have no idea!

[Jilly_in_VA]

26. Prove it, Kyle

PROVE IT! Show us the receipts! Who are you, anyway?

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. Zaleski nails it.

[Emile]

28. Sounds like a whine fest.

[DBoon]

29. America has a drug problem

This sounds like a large part of the population is addicted to amphetamines

[MayReasonRule]

34. Estimates Are 49 Million Americans Suffer With Substance Abuse

Shake and bake amphetamine is a plague upon humanity in and of itself.

Opiates and amphetamines race back and forth for the lead...

Alcohol abuse is the most common.

[ffr]

30. After stopping it all in 24 hrs, they forgot the "what do you have to lose part."

And "believe me."

The two most important memes in the Grifter's Handbook.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

32. Denial is not just a river in Africa

[MayReasonRule]

33. "They Followed The Rules And That's CHEATING!!!"